Palin Theme Song

Neiman Marcus Wasillabilly - Revised
~a.k.a. Sarah Palin & Meg Stapelton Theme Song~

(Sing in tune to the Beverly Hillbilly’s theme song)
Come and listen to a story about pageant queen Sarah,
A bonafide Wasillabilly barely kept herself read.
Then one day she was shootin for some whootin,
And up on her Hotmail came a bumblin’ truth.

Spoiled rotten that is, bloggers fool’s gold, McCain bait.

Well the first thing you know Sarah’s smarts are questioned fair
Megawitch said Sarah move away from here
Said don’t worry about all you don’t know,
And they loaded up the dog sled and moved to glamour-hill!

D.C. that is!
Neiman Marcus, Hate speech central.

Well now its time to say goodbye to Sarah and all her twins.
And she would like to thank you folks fer kindly snoopin in.

Your’e all invited back to her & Toads per diem funded locality
To have a heapen helping of this falseitality.

Wasillabilly that is. Can we spell? Ain’t so Joe.
Take your brains off and y’all come back now, y’swear.