Alaska Statehood Contest
Enter now for the Greatest Alaskan Contest of the century celebrating STATEHOOD! No purchase necessary. Entries restricted to registered voters of the state of Alaska or their family members. Open to Republicans, Democrats, Independents and TSA members. Contest entries with respect to this contest are time sensitive, as the first participating entry with the correct answers will be judged the final and exclusive winner or the winner will be judged from the most correct answers received. In the event of a tie, the coin toss elimination will be the preferred method of choice. All entries must be sent to the Contest Headquarters post-marked on or before July4th, 2009. Winner to receive 1,000,000 Tax Freedom dollars!
Enter now for the Greatest Alaskan Contest of the century celebrating STATEHOOD! No purchase necessary. Entries restricted to registered voters of the state of Alaska or their family members. Open to Republicans, Democrats, Independents and TSA members. Contest entries with respect to this contest are time sensitive, as the first participating entry with the correct answers will be judged the final and exclusive winner or the winner will be judged from the most correct answers received. In the event of a tie, the coin toss elimination will be the preferred method of choice. All entries must be sent to the Contest Headquarters post-marked on or before July4th, 2009. Winner to receive 1,000,000 Tax Freedom dollars!
Contest Question#1: List all failed projects here in Alaska since statehood that have utilized Federal funding, either in the form of grants or appropriations - earmarks included. Dates of failure are optional. Funding amount is also optional. All that is required is the project name.
Entries should be sent to the following address:
Alaska Statehood Contest
510 L Street, Suite 550 or 580
Anchorage, Alaska 99501
Remember, win 1,000,000 Tax Freedom dollars!
Contest not open to Ted Stevens, his staff or family. Contest not open to MoanaLisa or any other member of the Murkowski family including Maggie the elephant, or MonaLisa’s staff. Contest not open to Don Young, his staff or family or any Billy Goats acting as humans. Contest not open to VECO employees. Contest not open to registered lobbyists. Tax Freedom dollars consist of thistle-seed. Other seeds may be substituted at the contest director’s discretion.
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Open to TSA members? No thank you!
ReplyDeleteI would rather vote for Dandy Don, Uncle Teddy and Daddy's little senator Lisa than be involved with anything that included the TSA.
To bad. It looks like alot of fun.
MPK