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Friday, August 26, 2022

Donald Trump's Cesspool

Dear American Patriots:

The Mar-a-Lago “Search Warrant Affidavit” just released per court order is 38-pages in length, all “legal mumble-jumble pennis envy” stuff. The “skinny” is but for a single meaningful paragraph in length, so easy to understand upon the entirety of the complete “warrant” in worthiness. So cut to the chase, the only thing any True Grit “Patriotic America” needs to consider, the following;

The government is conducting a criminal investigation concerning the improper removal and storage of classified information in unauthorized spaces, as well as the unlawful concealment or removal of government records.



Monday, August 22, 2022

Sunday, August 21, 2022

Joe Biden Cover-Up

Wow, so Vladimir Vladimirobitch Putin is spending the Russian citizens’ wealth at the alarming tune of $15-million bucks per hour, for his “Special Military Operation” in neighboring Ukraine. But the O’Bitch is losing his mind, as the pace of the “Rest of the World” in financial & military attention to ward off the Russian “Coward” is today at $18-million for hourly wages! And as long as that 1.25(18/15) ratio remains above “Unity”, well it tells Putin that the “We are the World” and it will remain a loosing proposition for the MAD man. OK, “MAD” in the sense he will resort to “Mutually Assured Destruction” before it is said and done with, when “failure” comes knocking at his door. So get over it, it is WORLD WAR III already! The existing involvement defines that scenario, as “History” was getting bored and impatient with “when” for that III. And best of all, well in the U.S. of A., “war” is still a very unpopular and politically challenging thing so Commander-in-Chief Joe Biden has shown us what years in politics can offer in the theory of evasiveness in detonating to destruction popularity. Like in “knowhow” with keeping the “heat” on the “Donald John Trump” reality show here in the states, well that sells better then “WAR”, like we are all stuck in this Vince McMahon “Tabloid” of fake, as it is easier to swallow then what it takes to win a “War” in modern times. So Biden has won by using his expertise to surrender away out attention on the “WAR”, which means Volo Zelenskyy is “winning, as it is basically US v. Russia. And the gains that Ukraine will see soon, well with the assistance of our “military”, our mighty intelligence that which is paving the way for a Ukraine victory, well Biden’s “brass balls” are having fun destroying the Russian “fleet” in defeat soon a Vladimir “Chicken Little” retreat! And it may mean in the end the end of Russia as we know it today. But what is best in this category, one should wonder why Putin decided to invade Kyiv on Biden’s “watch”? Because Donald John Trump gave Putin the wrong information about our military wherewithal and how the United States would respond to that “Special Military Operation” wherein the O’Bitch thought that Zelenskyy would “surrender” on day-3! And not on purpose this “secret information” in error, but in “Reality” because the Fuck’n Moron had no idea what those “intelligence briefings” were all about, so he was stiffed by his very own military commanders, because of the lack of any “intelligence” on the person shitting in the Oval Office “crapper”. Trump, he gave the military might of the United States a new life in our efforts to take down the O’Bith Putin. So when Trump thought he was helping his “good guy buddy ” in Moscow, guess what talk about a Trojan horse! So do we thank Donald John Trump for being the idiot he was and the precipice for what may be the end of the Russian Oligarchy? Look, that is the reason we are still entertained by the Trump Dysentery Dynasty and the “fake election” thing, as Trump was upset when he lost, because he was hoping to get on Putin’s good grace side by helping the O’Bitch out with that “special operation” in Ukraine. Matter of fact, do you really think that if the MAGA Moron posse did get a second term that “We the People Americans” would be helping out Ukraine? NO, as Zelensky would have already been assassinated, but the tides have turned because just this morning we read that the daughter of Alexander Dugin was killed in a “car bombing”. Dugin is Putin’s best friend and considered “Putin’s Brain” when it comes to that “Special Military Operation” in Ukraine. And Dasha the daughter was set-up, as it was supposed to be a “Murder Most Foul” against daddy dearest, but he let his very own daughter get the tribute of a burning body, that in the world of the Oligarch there is but one consideration, self serving selfishness – wow that is the Donald’s trait! So it appears that like with Donald John Trump, the end is near for Putin in respect his freedom due disrespect for the human race. But in due time, there will be two new “gave-stones” added to the “Piss on My Grave” listing. Beer for Ukraine? Beer for America, cheers and THANK YOU Joe Biden for realizing how you could use your predecessor’s Moron IQ to build a “Better Tomorrow” for the World, as that is what it means to be a World Leader.

What does it all mean?

Half of the people can be part right all of the timeSome of the people can be all right part of the timeBut all of the people can't be all right all of the timeI think Abraham Lincoln said thatI'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yoursI said that
- Bob Dylan Talkin' World War III Blues

Friday, August 19, 2022

Alas the Golden Shower 70s

Wow, so I did make it to that “Golden Age” romanticized in advertisement by LXX – bragging rights! Just think then, to what there is looking forward HO upon, another 10-up and I get the triple XXX rated. But it was with great expectations to wake this morning, cup of coffee in shaking hand, listening to song-birds out and about and then the duty called. Now I was in awe that I did make it through the night after a 6.9% hazed and confused bender, but now I know what my better half has been complaining about for all that half, as I forgot to put the toilet seat down in a previous reckoning with a leaking penis, due that prostrate thing. Wow, what a rude awakening, as it was that bottomless pit falling affect in effect, until the ass cheek brakes cushioned the doom! Oh well, easy to recover and enjoy a good shit. Until that “Text Message” ruined the so far morning silence of the lambs! OK, who is bothering me already. It was a message from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, on my birthday praytel “Your tax dollars at work”. Dear Old Bastard Happy Birthday…but just because you turned 70 don’t think that you can come down here unannounced and expect me to kiss your ass.” Wow, see and I thought the LousyLollaPelosi was in China with son Paul, but maybe she was in that SCIF-SHITTER instead. OK, hiding from husband Paul that wants Congress to bail him out from a DUI! So I responded back to Pelosi with a message from Melvin: “shampoo my crotch!” And then I thought, best delete that request, as don’t wish for something…now though for the rest of my race, spend my days as the Old Man of the Sea! Fish On!


Sunday, August 14, 2022

For James Ephraim Lovelock

 



Life's just a game you fly a.....

Saturday, August 13, 2022

Investor Incest?

DAILY MAIL EXCLUSIVE:

Nancy Pelosi's son - who secretly joined mom on her controversial trip to Taiwan - is a top investor in Chinese telecoms company, despite House Speaker's campaign to tackle China's corporate influence in the US

Nancy Pelosi's son Paul Pelosi Jr, 53, is the second largest investor in a $22million Chinese company

Paul secretly accompanied his mother on her controversial trip to Taiwan last week and is seen in photos alongside Taiwan's President Tsai Ing-wen and other top Taiwanese officials

Paul worked for the telecoms company, Borqs Technologies, in a board or consultancy role, and was awarded 700,000 shares for his services, making him the fifth - and later second - largest shareholder 

His ties to the Chinese firm are revealed as Pelosi campaigns to tackle the Chinese government's aggression abroad and its corporate influence in the United States

Paul's name was not listed in the official delegation sent out by the Speaker's office, but in a statement the Speaker admitted her son was her 'escort' on the trip in lieu of her husband(who was under house arrest under for a DUI).

INVESTOR INCEST?





Friday, August 12, 2022

Captain Joseph Hazelwood DEAD

Yes, the EXXON Valdez “wreck” could have been avoided, read all about it at Alyeska Pipeline Service Company - In the meantime feel free to piss on Captain Joe's "gravestone"!