FAT Lady Sings

DeSantisclauseville Florida, USA

Fat Lady at hair-dresser: (FOX News sounds in the background covering Putin’s WAR in Ukraine) - “Yes, I feel for the moms and children of Ukraine having to seek refuge away from that Putin war, and understand exactly what they are going through…as when that covid hit down here in Florida, we had to resort to single-ply TP because of shortages, no different just a royal pain in the kissing-keister either way.”

FAT Lady Slings!

I Learned to Hate Russians…

Vladimir Vladimirobitch Putin comes out! He said he would do it, proxy-war lord invade the United States’ communications net-work and disrupt the internet and just today I have been victimized as it is a live-streaming Rashists like interference, as…maybe Putin is the “Real PAT”! Yes, an invasion upon my domain that must be from the Putin-O’Bitch”!

And which brings front and center our attention in obligation “We are the World, We are the People” excluding the “Butcher” and his Punkdom. Since the approval rating of the Butcher - look take it or leave it as it is not my problem if the Russians are hood-winked into a propaganda like existence - but an 83% approval rating in Moscow that it is OK to allow the Putin soldiers to brutally kill the fighting Ukraine fathers and disrobe the mothers of young children, then rape the little girls, then when hungry because of this Putin Circus du Solay the lazy son-of-a-obitch soldiers steal humanitarian aid from those same kids that are starving! Well it is time to savor a simple victory even before the “War is over, IMAGINE”, time to rename Vladimir Vladimirobitch’s “Russia” as the “Rashist” nation! FUCK YOU O’BITCH and FUCK every damn Russian that still lives and breaths the Putin “special military operation” as gallantry on display.

Dear Russians, it is time to perform another historic February Revolution! Take the Butcher to the gallows and we will cheer you on when Putin’s last blink of an eye reassures us he is DEAD and then watch in celebration as the war lord vultures consume his ideologies! Anything else is unacceptable, what are you Rashists’ afraid of? Putin is a little putrid punk, a failed KGB book-end that…well we here in America had a near-scare we may have been under the same kind of take-over, with this Trump and his Orangutang posse, but we prevailed so can you. So until death do us Putin parts, repeat after me: “I've learned to hate the Russians all through my whole life”. And to satisfy what the sea to shining sea this land is my land this land is your land considers the “Butcher-O’Bitch”, here comes a little Woody Guthrie repurposed;

Putin like Franco he’s a rumdum bum! Putin like Franco he’s a turd! Putin like Franco he’s a shitty slinger th’ worst I ever heard; Putin like Franco he’s a fart in the wind of dirty & low degree; Putin like Franco he’s a whammmy whamm whammer! The rest I cannot say. Putin like Franco he’s a bullywhip man! Putin like Franco he’s a goon! Putin like Franco he’s a foney baloney! Putin like Franco is a loon! Putin like Franco he’s a frankenstein of dirty and low degree! Putin like Franco he’s a jinnga jinng jinger! The rest I cannot say! Putin like Franco he’s a snattleyrake! Putin like Franco he’s a louse! Putin like Franco he’s a penny me snatcher! Putin like Franco he’s a farce! Putin like Franco he’s a blood spiller thug of dirty & low degree! Putin like Franco he’s a wheengy dingy dinger! The rest I cannot say!

Putin, Putin like Franco, Franco, run quick and see; Run quick an’ see what’s happenin’ ta me; My staff wont stand up hard any more, And I cant satisfy any of my whores. Got me worried. What can I do about it? I’ll just send a telegram right away. To that great sex doctor in the China; He can ship his office machenery [sic] over here today; I’ll borrow enuff money off of Uncle Xi ta pay. Couple a hundred thousand ta get ‘im on his way. When this talk with Uncle Xi was through, That money flew and the doctor, too; Five shiploads of ‘chenery with full train’d crew Tryin’ ta git Putin’s like Franco’s buddy back his longlost youth. Caint guarantee anything. Just makin’ a stab at it.

My guitar has got a label on it that says “This Machine Kills Fascists”—and that is the only thing that makes my guitar play.

Fuch’n Pelosi Stool Fools

Look, Nanny Nancy Pelosi is concerned about only two things, her Botox pucker tucks and a bad hairdo day! When you look at how many times the “Clerk” must cancel scheduled Congressional dealings, it can only mean a “bad hair-day” so the hell with DEMOCRACY it can wait until every hair is in place! Don’t know why the LousyLollaPelosi is trying to compete with Stephanie Ruhle, as in any day the 11th-Hour winner takes home the hairdo prom queen trophy and a lot less midriff bulge in the fromunder biceps! I am serious, as if the 117^th Horse Speaker and her cohorts in Haggis…See, I have been exercising my 1^st Amendment Right through the “Select Committee Investigating the January 6^th Domestic Terrorist Attack on the United States Capitol” through its easily accessible online “TIP-Line”, as a TIP is a two way street. Just performing my due diligence as a senior citizen, basically when the fishing is bad and weather sad, may as well bait Congress! And when the entire cast of the “Select Committee” decided just last week to “test run” the “public hearing” venue that was originally scheduled for last January, well it was like a bunch of crying out loud babies in soiled diapers - and have not we had enough in the “Soylent Greene” category already from the “Legitimate Political Discourse” party, when now we have to contend with the same mess from the “Crazy Psycho Shit” other side of the isle? I guess if it works for the McCarthy Turdcoat gang and the McConnell Confederates, may as well join them in this “crybaby” gig. But I was “kicked off” the “Select Committee’s” propaganda site, yes banned away from “TIPPING” the “Select Committee” because I was just being honest that this “Committee” is pathetically unpatriotic as “crying” points to a weakness. And not because of what Donald Trump and Mark Meadows are using to castrate the wherewithal of a “Committee” trying to seek the truth whether or not Vladimir Putin requested a White House visit under the Fuck’n Moron to have three-some sex with a Cotton Ginni Doll, but whether or not this Pelosi “hand-hen-pecked” Committee is genuine! As if that were so then why in hell has not Representative Ted Lieu’s “Congressional Inherent Contempt Resolution” been passed into legislation, still stalled in the Pelosi owned “House Rules” - because the entire cast of the “Crazy Psycho Shit” party is afraid to engage in legislation that would no doubt get to the bottom of WHO, WHAT, WHERE and WHY was behind that “insurgency”, as to have such a “resolution” it would mean an invasion upon the “institution” that which allows members of Congress to act out a passion not as law abiding citizens, but privileged maggots and which reminds me, this is about “Bipartisan”! My last accepted “TIP” correspondence with the “Reject Committee” can be found in this “blog” under the title “Pelosi’s Selective Insurgency” and then came the reject from the “TIP” titled “SCOTUS Cover-Up”. YES, they “CAN’T STAND THE TRUTH”!

Dear Michael McFaul - Shutup!

FUCK PUTIN & FUCH RUSSIANS

I've learned to hate the Russians
All through my whole life
If another war comes
It's them we must fight
To hate them and fear them
To run and to hide
And accept it all bravely
With God on my side

But now we got weapons
Of chemical dust
If fire them, we're forced to
Then fire, them we must
One push of the button
And a shot the world wide
And you never ask questions
When God's on your side

Through many a dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
That Jesus Christ was
Betrayed by a kiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Judas Iscariot
Had God on his side.

So now as I'm leavin'
I'm weary as Hell
The confusion I'm feelin'
Ain't no tongue can tell
The words fill my head
And fall to the floor
That if God's on our side
He'll stop the next war

 Songwriters: Bob Dylan

“FUCH” as is in the illegal “Haggis” delight, as it appears Vladimir Vladimirobitch Putin’s citizens under his thumb is like “Haggis”, they are all stuck up the “Butcher’s" anal hole and love it can’t leave it! Dear Russian Rashists and Orcs, stay away from “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” else “we will be forced to destroy your “Haggis” addiction! 

SCOTUS Cover-Up!

BENNIE G. THOMPSON as Chairman along with ZOE LOFGREN, ELAINE LURIA, ADAM SCHIFF, PETE AGUILAR, STEPHANIE MURPHY, JAMIE RASKIN, ADAM KINZINGER, LIZ CHENEY as “Rank & File Members” on the Select Committee Investigating the January 6^th “Domestic Terrorist Attack” on the United States Capitol, along with the FOUR missing-formation members in vacancy status;

April 1^st, 2022

Dear Select Committee;

This is a TIP - Time to subpoena Brett Kavanaugh

With the most recent revelations from the “Select Committee” with respect to the fact that Clarence Thomas’ wife Ginni Thomas was involved in the planning of the January 6^th “Domestic Terrorist Attack” on the U.S. Capitol, in concert a direct involvement with Donald John Trump, it is appreciated that the “Committee” is seeking, or such is under closed-door consideration, her involvement revealed under-no-oath through a “Friendly Fire Invite”. Such calling upon to honor her Patriotic duty to talk about that involvement, even though a subpoena under-oath “so help me God” would be preferred. But what is all too important on the same subject matter, the “Select Committee” should immediately “subpoena” Justice Brett Kavanaugh, as it appears the United States Supreme Court may be in a “cover-up” mood over the above mentioned “relationship” and that “cover-up” could be consequential now that Donald Trump has begun to use the “High Court” of this land, in recent appeals arguing “absolute immunity”. In the SCOTUS “opine” delivered on or about January 18^th in a verdict handed down by the “Court” in an 8-1 vote of confidence against Donald Trump with respect to that “absolute immunity” in privilege, it was Kavanaugh that penned the disgraceful 4-pages “only” decision. An unusual short-circuiting verdict, it is very unusual by this “Court” in what has been demonstrated in past decisions bound, the outcome in droves of legal ramblings with every case that showed any affiliation listed and debated and every “i” dotted “t” crossed. And it was handed down as a non-binding not a precedence-set verdict, which means there existed chaos within the Robert’s Court. That can only be attributed to Clarence Thomas, possibly in the last minute that it was learned by the Court itself that the Thomas’ were somewhat involved in the “Coup”, even if through a spousal relationship it tainted the “Court’s” jurisprudence in independence, yet instead of recusing himself away from the case in Trump v. Thompson, Mr. Thomas was the only sitting Justice that ruled in favor of Donald Trump in “absolute immunity”. And now we may be getting an understanding as to why, why no recusal but for in protection of his spouse’s involvement. Yet Kavanaugh was not delighted that he had to rule against Trump, that can most likely be said for Alito and Gorsuch and Barrett, all Trump confidants. So it appears that the “chaos” caused the “Court” to issue a ruling that was different then what we had seen in the past, because of the Clarence Thomas and Ginni Thomas involvement in the “coup”. There exists no other reason why the Robert’s Court issued that verdict. It was based on “dicta” and that is exactly what it was, not from the District Court’s former ruling in over-reach, but the same speaks for itself what was going on with the Supreme Court at the time it was hearing on appeal that which finds a case that affects the wherewithal of this “Select Committee”. So it is something “We the People” need answers upon, as if the Robert’s Court has engaged in a cover-up for Clarence and Ginni Thomas, this is an insurgency onto itself that which attacks the jurisprudence of this land sea to shining sea. It is time to subpoena Brett Kavanaugh to get the scoop on what the Justices understood when it was ruling upon the merits of the Trump v. Thompson case, and if indeed there came a cover-up because Justice Clarence Thomas placed his relationship over duty to country, then it needs to be front and center our attention as this could mean that the January 6^th “coup” is still in progress and attacking DEMOCRACY still, and on the “Select Committee’s” watch.

Stugots - Lousy Hat Solidarity Party 

Pelosi's Selective Insurgency

BENNIE G. THOMPSON as Chairman along with ZOE LOFGREN, ELAINE LURIA, ADAM SCHIFF, PETE AGUILAR, STEPHANIE MURPHY, JAMIE RASKIN, ADAM KINZINGER, LIZ CHENEY as “Rank & File Members” on the Select Committee Investigating the January 6^th “Domestic Terrorist Attack” on the United States Capitol, along with the FOUR missing-formation members in vacancy status;

April 1^st, 2022

Dear Select Committee;

I don’t know if this is an April Fool’s Day joke on my behalf, but the “House Rules” switchboard is telling me, in what appears to welcome “suspiciously clouded transparency”, that the holdup of Representative Ted Lieu’s House Resolution #406 - Congressional Inherent Contempt Resolution - as introduced on May 17^th of 2021 with 16-cosponsors, that the “House Rules” is waiting on the “Select Committee” to give the “Green Light” for this most critical resolution to become legislation? No doubt, legislation that which would benefit beyond expectations the “Committee” in its investigation of the January 6^th “Domestic Terrorist Attack” on the U.S. Capitol. So if not an April Fool’r, what’s up, is the “Committee” afraid of Ted’s resolution consistent with that “must protect the institution” framework which means who gives a rat’s ass about what really happened? I am dumbfounded that it has been almost a year shy a month since Ted introduced a resolution that is so needed today and it is in limbo still…and wait there’s more. Ted introduced that same resolution under #1029 with the 116^th Congress, before this “Committee” convened wherein Zoe and Jamie were cosponsors and like we are seeing today, it went into the waste basket for reasons unknown as it appears the “transparency” with House Speaker Pelosi’s “House Rules” is like what one would only expect under a Putrid Putin like rule. I am serious, as the time in the cell I spent trying to get information on this resolution and its status, it was a mind-blowing expedition into the depths of the unknown and is not how I had come to understand the workings of Democracy after 70-years as an American Patriot. Please become honest with “We the People” as to why this “Committee” in all its merits is so afraid of pushing through a must needed tool, that Ted Lieu 406, that which could have already been utilized against individuals that have laughed at the subpoenas issued by Bennie Thompson and then we would not have to hear all the crying babies of this “Committee” on national TV, in complaint that DOJ daddy Merrick is not doing his job. Talk about stepping up to the plate, it is a two-way street! And if it is Pelosi that is behind the resolution in stall pattern, we should be made aware of that, as a bad hair day taking preference over must needed legislation is not what Democracy is all about.

Stugots - Lousy Hat Solidarity Party 

New England Patriot - Judge Carter

On March 28^th, United States District Court Judge David Carter, assigned the John Eastman v. January 6^th Select Committee case, the bench gavel issued an “extraordinary” opine that proves a "New England Patriotism” still exists. The side-bar verdict, which was an additional “existential opine” not the main mission of this case before Judge Carter who was an appointee by Bill Clinton, it resonated in that “Patriotism” needed to hold Donald John Trump accountable for “Treason”. Yes, a genuine “New England Patriotism” as in "you got the bacon I got the beans” as Judge Carter is from Providence Rhode Island, so this “Patriotism” goes with the territory and not to forget service to country as a Marine, recipient of the Bronze Star and the Purple Heart. So this “side-bar” verdict, it is the road-map to hold Donald Trump accountable, for “Treason” and if the Merrick Garland DOJ is still stool-stuck what to do, then “We the People” are also under attack by a Putin like “special military mission” wherein that “military” is replaced by “humiliating” by the Nancy Pelosi “Crazy Psycho Shit” party along with the Kevin McCarthy “Legitimate Political Discourse” party, basically a bunch of street hawking whores afraid to move away from this “must protect the institution” aka members of Congress that enjoy “easy street above the law abiding”!

Herein is that side-bar verdict in recap:

The Court first analyzes whether President Trump likely committed any of the crimes alleged by the Select Committee. The Select Committee alleges that the crime-fraud exception applies based on three offenses:

(1)  President Trump attempted to obstruct “Congress’s proceeding to count the electoral votes on January 6,” in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 1512(c)(2);

President Trump attempted to obstruct an official proceeding by launching a pressure campaign to convince Vice President Pence to disrupt the Joint Session on January 6. President Trump and Dr. Eastman justified the plan with allegations of election fraud— but President Trump likely knew the justification was baseless, and therefore that the entire plan was unlawful. The illegality of the plan was obvious. Our nation was founded on the peaceful transition of power, epitomized by George Washington laying down his sword to make way for democratic elections. Ignoring this history, President Trump vigorously campaigned for the Vice President to single-handedly determine the results of the 2020 election. As Vice President Pence stated, “no Vice President in American history has ever asserted such authority.” Every American—and certainly the President of the United States—knows that in a democracy, leaders are elected, not installed. With a plan this “BOLD,” President Trump knowingly tried to subvert this fundamental principle.

Based on the evidence, the Court finds it more likely than not that President Trump corruptly attempted to obstruct the Joint Session of Congress on January 6, 2021.

(2)  “President Trump, Plaintiff [Dr. Eastman], and several others entered into an agreement to defraud the United States by interfering with the election certification process,” in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 371;

Based on these repeated meetings and statements, the evidence shows that an agreement to enact the electoral count plan likely existed between President Trump and Dr. Eastman. The evidence shows that Dr. Eastman was aware that his plan violated the Electoral Count Act. Dr. Eastman likely acted deceitfully and dishonestly each time he pushed an outcome-driven plan that he knew was unsupported by the law. 

Based on the evidence, the Court finds that it is more likely than not that President Trump and Dr. Eastman dishonestly conspired to obstruct the Joint Session of Congress on January 6, 2021. 

(3)  “President [Trump] and members of his Campaign engaged in common law fraud in connection with their efforts to overturn the 2020 election results.” 

Because the memo likely furthered the crimes of obstruction of an official proceeding and conspiracy to defraud the United States, it is subject to the crime-fraud exception and the Court ORDERS it to be disclosed.

Dr. Eastman and President Trump launched a campaign to overturn a democratic election, an action unprecedented in American history. Their campaign was not confined to the ivory tower—it was a coup in search of a legal theory. The plan spurred violent attacks on the seat of our nation’s government, led to the deaths of several law enforcement officers, and deepened public distrust in our political process.

More than a year after the attack on our Capitol, the public is still searching for accountability. This case cannot provide it. The Court is tasked only with deciding a dispute over a handful of emails. This is not a criminal prosecution; this is not even a civil liability suit. At most, this case is a warning about the dangers of “legal theories” gone wrong, the powerful abusing public platforms, and desperation to win at all costs. If Dr. Eastman and President Trump’s plan had worked, it would have permanently ended the peaceful transition of power, undermining American democracy and the Constitution. If the country does not commit to investigating and pursuing accountability for those responsible, the Court fears January 6 will repeat itself.

DATED: March 28^th, 2022

DAVID O. CARTER
United States District Court