Petrified Penis

The best take away so far with this “PORN vs. the Little White Lie House” is the fact not fiction that attorneys representing the “skin” against the “foreskin” are calling themselves “THUGS” - about time we had that admitted to us from the bench! “Some will rob you with a six gun, and some with a fountain pen.” OK, to put the entire “State Of the Eunuch, S.O.Raunch, S.O.Escaparade” your pick into perspective, it is Woody Guthrie vs. Beach Haven all over again. The words of “The Great Mandala”, wow, so fitting for this day and age - similarities galore not to bore if the Mobius Strip is in effect! Fucking Moron this is scary creepy crawler critter scat! In another 2-weeks time, shy a day or so, John Bolton - we are doomed! There is a reason the Fucking Moron “Still” - after Rex resigned the shoe still fits so wear it even if heel spurs - he cannot find decent lawyers to get him out of a mess I guess, they are out spending their loot because they now they cannot take it with them - repeat after me, we are doomed. I just watched a “FAKE NEWS” special about the military being prepared for a nuclear war, how the “Nuclear Football” plays out to accommodate the big bang theory. How come the Fucking Moron still finds assholes in uniform at his disposal that would launch a pre-empted strike if he had a bad hole day? No not a Stormy hole, in golf. WE ARE DOOMED! Why has not there taken place in honor of our “Founding Fathers” and in patriotic honor our “Constitution” a mutiny? See, all this fascination that we live by an eye-for-an-eye “shiner” tooth-for-a-tooth “decay” chain-annihilation first strike-strike back, what if one of those “Nuclear Suitcase” things that went missing during the “Cold War” and still unaccounted for goes off in NYC? There is no incoming missile signature to trace back this Armageddon to its rightful owner - so when the city becomes a charred cesspool in a matter of seconds, who in hell do we attack to get even? OK, just lob a few nukes at North Korea! “We are free now, we can kill now, we can hate now, now we can end the world. We’re not guilty, he was crazy…” Colonel Walter Kurtz ring a bell? No NOT with Kim Bong-bug, the Fucking Moron I am talking about. Take Apocalypse Now along with Portnoy’s Complaint along with Clockwork Orange - the 45^th’s Oval Office. And with Mike Pence, reminds me of “Hannibal Lecter”! Yes a psycho Commander-in-Chief like in Kurtz, as this is the mold that the Fucking Moron’s military mentality was hatched from. Too bad Fred Christ Trump couldn’t afford condoms back some 70-years ago! I just watched Anthony Scaramoochi, once upon a time the White House “Director of Castration” lasting an award-winning career winning 10-days on the job and was “FIRED” by the Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron, so he has credibility. Being “Fired” by a Moron is becoming a pre-requisite for that “Petrified Penis” envy award. The Moron posse has that and that only going for it, the definition of “petrified”. And I hope Bolton finds a means to break that “You’re Fired” cesspool speed record, by 10-days please don’t let this Apocalypse Now Moron anywhere close to the “football”. NO John, it is Not a toy! As a “reality show” show-boater this “Scatamocchi” confidante of the “Trump Tower” lasted, yes 10 whole days on the Oval Office “payroll” and New York High Rise “unemployment” must pay swell. Get a job with the Moron, get fired then “mooch” your way around town - gainful employment, who me? I wonder what kind of severance packages are being handed out with the 45% turnover that has become the only thing in the Moron’s presidency that is predictable - maybe not affordable! We need to borrow $300-billion by today and since we pissed off Xi, Treasury bonds are sinking. OK, the Fucking Moron’s approval rating is at an unprecedented 420-day all-time high, some 42% and that is only possible by double-dipping those that have been awarded a vote along with a back-up vote - Republican and Independent - just ask Vladimir Portnoy Putin how it works. So the margin of error is on the negative side…drum roll bum role please and more like a 21% NOT FAKE approval rating. Now if we take away the “Black Man” discrimination when Obama was our “Commander-in-Chief”, the 44^th’s approval rating was 58% by regression calculations, after the same amount of time in office. The Moron’s approval rating in comparison to a “Great Leader”…we are doomed! A town in Alaska that finds a majority of Russian descendants, in a recent poll Vladimir had a higher approval rating than the Fucking Moron wherein these Americanized citizens - like Africanized bees - still called out Portnoy Putin as their leader. It was due to confusion, as they thought they understood the U.S. Constitution. Amazing that the longest yard to date goes to Kellyanne Conway and she still insists that her boss is a liar and wants to see his tax returns. She must have something in her purse. But what is in it for these short-timers? See, usually such going away gifts are subject of an NDA - just like with Stormy’s hard working hands job as Mistress Spanker. I am still nauseated over the 60-minutes broadcast, as Putin knows what to get the Moron for Christmas, a paddle with his own mugshot. That fact be known today that the Fucking Moron likes to be spanked with his own mugshot, is that not like face-sitting? Better yet, the Rikishi Stinkface and maybe our only hope is to turn the White House into a WWE “Circus” as it is already a bonafide “Cousin Eddie Freak Show” extravaganza. But here is my newest take on why the Fucking Moron refuses to release his tax returns. He is pulling an Elizabeth Warren, with the “Pocahontas Hanta” virus. See, Chief DT Stormybow is probably claiming “Native American” heritage with privileges for the Trump Tower dysentery dynasty, so Istinka Rump Casino royalties are tax free. Ever wonder why the traffic coordination lights at casinos favor those going in with loot and those going out broke over the citizens main traffic patterns? WE ARE FUCKED! The sad thing, by a FUCKING MORON! Defined aa a “Stupid Person”, so what does that make the rest of US that just sits around letting the stupidity sink in, soon it will sink US. Wow, did Kim Bong-bug just pull a fast one, by that olive branch express to Xi Jinpingpong. See, history tells us that when North Korea and China are buddies, it is all for one and one for all China will protect North Korea from any military hostilities - so the Fucking Moron Bolton “Hail Mary” is finished. And that is great, as Bolton hasn’t even packed his bags for that trip to the Oval Office and his first day on the job is…SOORY POSITION CANCELLED. And maybe we can be free now, from the thought of a first-strike against North Korea that would kill millions and be the precipice of WWIII. In fact, we may as well pack our bags away from a military presence in that region, as even South Korea’s Moon said if elected he would neutralize the U.S. maintained THAAD missile system. Wow, is this the Fucking Moron’s plan? See, if we are not needed in the China Sea, then we can furlough a bunch of military stuff, staff and troops which could amount to a $40-Billion savings - which is the same amount needed for his pat rock, that “WALL”…

If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. 
Who will help me plant it?
Not I, said the cow.
Not I, said the duck.
Not I, said the pig.
Not I, said the goose.

Henry Made Me Do It

I was beginning to get used to 1-ply TP, ever since I went on rations when the DOW started that back-tracking journey back in January. Just on Thursday, it lost all its oomph, so I have divested. And today like yesterday and more than likely assured the same posturing for Monday’s opening, its been freaked out and my wallet is on a “Bedroom sex with Melania” diet. In the past, thank God for off-beat days of the weekend as it gave us patience to weather the storm of Daniels, but the back-door men are at it again when the doors of the bank are locked. The “Futures” are being placed on life-support, artificially on “boost” patrol. I can’t trade on weekends, and with Netanyahu Neutrality, I must now stand in the bath-room line for a trade. The market is no longer for “All the People”. So, I have payola in hand. NO, I am not hoarding my cash in my backyard underground bunker, as that sanctuary was abandoned 40-years ago and is today a cesspool. For real, back in the 50’s we invested in these “dugouts” that were designed to protect our families in the event of a nuclear Hitchcock hiccup mess-up. But then when things cooled off due “World Leaders” coming to grips melting people in massive hysteria was shameful, some “Honey Bucket” conglomerates found those bunkers made from corrugated pipe could be used as a secondary containment for “cesspool” wastes. It was when the word “repurposing” came to light. IMAGINE, a bomb shelter now a latrine, American ingenuity and that happens when we “Give Peace a Chance” at succeeding! Too bad though, as many would like these shelters ready and willing, as the bombs away could commence any day now, any day now, bombs shall be released! But yesterday I was invited to the White House for the “Annual Liars Proud Anonymous” gathering and found that the crappers still have luxurious-signature line 2-ply - I don’t miss it. Yes TP autographed by Istinka Rump! OK, I miss having a White House instead of a “Little White Lie House”. But it is today past the “little” stage, more in the “Biggins” category so I should have invested my wealth in “lies” instead of “Made in China” junk. I think Congress is out-of-line - what else is new - by giving this young kid Zuckerberg a bad time. He should take the Moron’s liar’s lair invite, and plead the 5^th just like all the rest of the clowns that have come to realize a Congress under Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan acts like a XXX skin flic - don’t ever argue the size of your penis in the “Marilyn House Chambers” as evidence, especially if Joe diGenoa Salami is around. Sure looks like Ron Jeremy - lawyer, porn man all con men! You know what, let the Moron play as much golf as he wants! To sum it all up, at GPS 388-degrees N and 145-degrees W, is a wealth waiting to be tapped into and wherein I find my new investment opportunity - in junk bonding. This IPO made its debut at the closing bell on Friday. See, for some reason specialized ocean currents are causing the biggest congregation of over-board junk ever. With this IPO offering up-for-grabs a value of $125-Million along with a guaranteed 16% annual return-on-investment, and this is truly an offshore tax haven, this is how my “Tax Reform” will take hold. It is called the “Great Pacific Basin Garbage Patch” and made up of “recycled plastic”, this reef acts as a magnet for plastic that can be captured and sold. And it “bonds” together as a massive clump due the chemistry of the ocean, so yes indeed it fits the definition of “junk bonds”. Now these corralling currents are said to originate from under Japan, like there is a nuclear meltdown “China Syndrome” in effect and this mass of junk may soon become a part of Alaska as Sarah Palin is still on the lookout for a Russian invasion. So, if interested in “off-shoring” your loot, join the “Great White Little White Liars Club”, just ask Fucking Moron for directions. Now that I have finally found financial independence, where are we at, in the “Big Picture Show” with Hannity humanity? We are being tortured, as if all included in a “Henry Murray” experiment. We see it from the Fucking Moron down. I stand corrected Mr. President, as with Rex bailing out we can no longer use that “Fucking Moron”, as we know how Mr. President gets excited over theft upon intellectual property - just ask Xi Jinpingpong. Yes, “we all tweet in a Twitter submarine” as that social media platform along with “Facialbook”, it provides the stage for such an experiment. Henry who? Murray, the world-renowned psychiatrist that was a professor at “Harvard” and used the “Annex” for a mini-experiment in line with CIA “mind altering” techniques through psycho like “Hannibal Lecter” deep probing at the same time Murray’s roommate was testing in kind with LSD - Timothy Leary.  Murray was in charge of an experiment that took place back in the 60s and the outcome was Theodore Kaczynski. It is based on a “needs” criteria, like “I need to respond” and this social media disgrace of today allows us to satisfy that desire. It is so easy, and we come equipped with all the tools of this trade, as we sleep with that cell-phone that is 24/7 linked to this experiment. It is a “Catch22”, as this social media allows us to vent frustrations, at the same time it reinforces those frustrations and follows the Mobius Strip mentality. So it is satisfying upon our “Human” need machine, just like that old test, “I bet you can’t eat one”. What does it mean? Ted’s dissertation from that “Cabin University”…we will continue to destroy each-other. Like with vices of addiction, we need to limit the amount of time we waste on this social media craze, like we limit screen time with our kids - it ain’t healthy! And the only way that can be achieved, we must enact laws that limit how much a corporation can deduct for running adds on such platforms. And maybe it is time we ante up and pay our own way this fascination to “Hate” our neighbors from the comfort of our “jails” as this social media is indeed placing us behind “Henry Murray” bars. Maybe time to legalize LSD!

I QUIT!

Sunday good evening, and the entire nation is settling in for showtime - engaged in popping corn, opening pop, beer and wine and getting ready - to listen to a PORN Star? What happened to the days we sat around as a family and watched Walt Disney, Lassie and Bonanza - the good old days but now its Stormy PORN. By the weary way, the Fucking Moron decided to NOT VETO threat the “Omnibus Spending Bill” from Congress, because it does contain funding for his pet rock “WALL”. The defensemen asked for $686.1-Billion, Congress handed over $700-Billion of our hard-earned taxable income for the Military Machine - which means 64% of the “WALL” funding is included in this budget and the border states will pick up the rest offset by “infrastructure” funding! “But the banks are made of marble…with a guard at every door.”

Hardlining or Draft Dodging?

Rush Limbaugh on the Rex Tillerson’s Fucking Moron. “Donald Trump’s presidency is meaningless.” Wonder why some of US claimed precedence that sentiment about 426-days gone bye by now…read on. My dad, who fought in WWII then the Korean War, gave me permission to be pessimistic with prejudice this awakening. NO “Vietnam War Experience”, seems to fit as the qualifier for the Fucking Moron’s team of asinine associates. In fact, maybe in the fine print of the Oval Office application reviewed by Kellyanne Conway it states that “Only Draft Dodgers Need Apply” and we know “Not Fit for Duty” is also a pre-requisite for consideration. Else, we would have already seen the results of a coup d’état against the Treasonous Turncoat rebellion that has hijacked our Democracy. And this is sad, as we fought hard for the “War Powers Resolution” following that “rice paddy” debacle wherein 582200 kids came home without a future forward, for their war-time dedication. OK, “Vietnam Era Draft Dodgers” came in 2-varieties, honorable and dishonorable, I will get to the qualifying rounds in short order! The fall of Saigon began to take shape on this day some 43-years gone bye-bye by the Viet Cong finding more dedicated kids signing up for “their rat-hole war”. We were outnumbered in those “rice paddies”! Why so? Because as many braved for “This Country ‘Tis of Thee” because somebody thought this war was of necessity, others stayed home in comfort while others braved the streets in protest, over our zealous vain efforts to tell another culture how to live. Protests came with clashes, Kent State ring a bell? In the “honorary” category, there came the “conscientious objectors” that yelled out “Hell No We Won’t Go” and were chased away to Canada and are enjoying “amnesty today” because they made their point fashionable. It fell under the auspices of the 1^st Amendment Right. Then along comes the “dis-honorary” category which is the saddest fact of this 60’s to 70’s conflict, rich kids that had daddy big-bucks find some way to get their frightened kids enrolled in educational institutions of higher learning that found a disparity in “You Been Deferred” - sidekick donations helped. Blacks with educational interests were denied deferments at a rate of 4 to 1. In one instance, a kid named Rex from Texas received a high school band scholarship towards college and able to skirt the draft! High schools from white neighborhoods with better standings and affiliated with prominent universities meant a chain-castration ritual to send a message of preferential treatment. Uncle Sam needed troops, the degrees needed loot. There came all kinds of cheating your way out of this unpopular conflict that was seeing thousands of young kids mutilated by the Viet Cong’s booby traps. So “Honor and Country” was being redefined. Then we turn to the deplorable and despicable passion to dishonor this country, through military men in uniform that found a sinister like ways and means to avoid the “Draft” and thus avoid the Vietnam theater. Yes sinister, while walking around neat kept commissaries here in the states as their brothers fended for their lives abroad. Yes, guys that should have been “court martialed”. Pissed that I am taking shots wherein shots should be denied, I am only trying to show that just because an individual becomes a “troop in boots” that these “boots made for fighting” don’t necessarily send the message a combat mission, a.k.a. shoe shine boys. And I only take issue as the present White House is surrounding itself with “FAKE” soldiers and from the rhetoric and that insane massive “Military Machine War Budget” recently approved, it appears more war on the horizon. When shall we learn from our mistakes? It appears that Cadet Bone Spurs is surrounding himself with “Hardon Hardliners” that never saw the horror of WAR with the Vietnam conflict. I am talking direct engagement in that theater, not the delivery boy that stayed state-side to accept a “kid coming home in that ugly flag-draped box” while in between in-coming eating a ham sandwich while watching Hogan’s Heroes instead of Calley’s My Lai Heroes. This is NOT to take away bestowed honor those that served “honorably” in the military, but we must remember that “intent” is part of that “Badge of Coverage”. The latest craze in the “Little White Lie House” is John Bolton. Born in 1948 and when of age included in the 1^st Military Draft of 1969, receiving a draft score of 195 to 185. It means he was “Drafted”, time to pack your bags! Nonsense on that shit, let’s join the “Reserves” and have a parade, as this branch of the “military” was exempt from deployment to the rice paddy theater and as Bolton - the Fucking Moron Pussy’s new SOS - colorfully acknowledges; "I confess I had no desire to die in a Southeast Asian rice paddy. I considered the war in Vietnam already lost." Then why not protest it, instead of playing hooky away from protecting the merits of the “Constitution” - it announces that dereliction of duty. Yes indeed, chastity-belt off first on your own ass and freedom “Fuck Uncle Sam” and country maybe second, choose to enlist in this “reserve” during the “Nam Alarm” because that branch was exempt from deployment to the “Killing Fields”. So, Bolton found himself a uniform, but those spit-shined boots never saw the blood of a brother or the dust of a battle field! And now he sits at the right hand of the Fool-Fool Fuhrer when he knows not what WAR is all about! No matter how much reading fills his brain waves, it’s “FAKE” if used to start a war! Been there done that fails his mission. And then we move on to Mr. Jim Mattis, a scorecard that achieved 195 to 184 during the same indoctrination lottery party, better then Bolton’s lightning bolt now what? Well, just join the “Reserves” as that was a ticket to signal a “fuck that” attitude and dismiss the call “come on all you big strong men Uncle Sam needs your help again…”  And then comes John Kelly. Now he went a step further after getting a 195 to 37, which meant he didn’t even have time to pack his bags or briefs as “Uncle Sam Needs You” was knocking at his door. So, join the marines and insist on the 2^nd Marine Unit at Camp Lejeune. Wow, a bunk and 3-squares a day. And no booby traps! See, chose to enlist in the 2^nd Marine Unit was the joke at the recruitment offices during the “Nam Alarm” because that “Unit” was exempt from deployment to the theater. So, the “Few Good Men” surrounding this Cadet, they are dishonorable. I reiterate, intent is instrumental in evaluating the “Badge of Courage”. Now maybe after-the-fact in other theaters Mattis & Kelly demonstrated true honor to country instead of Constitutional adultery, but the wars of today are NOT in our best interest. They are NOT wars as is so defined by our Founding Fathers and found within the U.S. Constitution’s framwork and are but for an excuse for the WAR MACHINE and the defense contractors as a vibrant “WALL STREET” investment opportunity. Sending kids to war today, to conflicts without an end-in-sight is but for the “$buckaroo$. The Vietnam War was a reminder, and if some cowards opted to stay stateside while others braved for this nation, I guess is why we find ourselves in diarrhea straits with the Fucking Moron as a Commander-in-Theater. Look, if you are going to put on that uniform, you cannot be afraid. By taking refuge away from the blood & guts, it scares me that these men would have no qualms starting another conflict. And here is the sad thing. Only Congress can call for action of WAR, the president is merely the Commander-in-Chief who dictates how that WAR is to be won. Our engagements today do not have Congressional approval. So men and women in uniform, please follow the Constitution and when that Fucking Moron tells you to shove off and engage in battle, tell him “After You Sir”! And when the Moron and the rest of his cast of misfits are sen running for cover, then we know whose ass to cover - our own! So, to reiterate for prosperities sake. Donald John Trump had a 195 to 356 scorecard, which meant he did not need a “Hail Mary” bone-spur excuse but went above and beyond to say “Hell No Never” to Uncle Sam and didn’t bother with any interest to serve this nation. John Bolton, “drafted” but no flight time for fight time in Vietnam. Jim Mattis, drafted but no flight time for fight time in Vietnam. John Kelly…this is getting to damn routine. This WAR sucks, and it is happening right here in the “Homeland” as “We the People” are under attack, just ask the Limbuger as something stinks!

Let Me Die in My Footsteps

I will not go down under the ground
"Cause somebody tells me that death's comin' 'round
An' I will not carry myself down to die
When I go to my grave my head will be high,
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

There's been rumors of war and wars that have been
The meaning of the life has been lost in the wind
And some people thinkin' that the end is close by
"Stead of learnin' to live they are learning to die.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

I don't know if I'm smart but I think I can see
When someone is pullin' the wool over me
And if this war comes and death's all around
Let me die on this land 'fore I die underground.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

There's always been people that have to cause fear
They've been talking of the war now for many long years
I have read all their statements and I've not said a word
But now Lawd God, let my poor voice be heard.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

If I had rubies and riches and crowns
I'd buy the whole world and change things around
I'd throw all the guns and the tanks in the sea
For they are mistakes of a past history.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

Let me drink from the waters where the mountain streams flood
Let me smell of wildflowers flow free through my blood
Let me sleep in your meadows with the green grassy leaves
Let me walk down the highway with my brother in peace.
Let me die in my footsteps
Before I go down under the ground.

Go out in your country where the land meets the sun
See the craters and the canyons where the waterfalls run
Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho
Let every state in this union seep in your souls.
And you'll die in your footsteps
Before you go down under the ground.

(Songwriters: Bob Dylan)

Another March 24th WRECK

In the year 2018, if the Loesch Ness Monster NRA is still alive…“The New York State Thruway is closed man!” Wow, “look what’s happening out in the streets, got a revolution, got a revolution”…“John Lennon died, John Lennon died, John Lennon died with a Smith & Wesson 38.” Today marks the 29^th anniversary of the EXXON Valdez wreck, an element of the Rex Tillerson “Corporate” machine of destruction. What I mean, money paves the way for murder as the NRA would be but a bad dream memory by now if not supported by “Corporate Blood Money”. But today, “this way is your land, this way is my land” and “Detour, Detour the NRA should have read that Detour Sign” as this "MARCH FOR OUR LIVES" signals the start of the “Wreck of the NRA”! WARNING to NRA’s Jane Lapierre and its Loesch Ness Monster: Treacherous Waters Ahead!

Look what's happening out in the streets
Got a revolution (got to revolution)
Hey, I'm dancing down the streets
Got a revolution (got to revolution)
Oh, ain't it amazing all the people I meet?
Got a revolution (got to revolution)

For our kids, we shall overcome against this NRA Monster!

John “Hannibal Lecter” Bolton

The proof is in the tasty pudding:

Here is what confuses me. So Porno Stormy Daniels of “Operation Desert Stormy” has a “DVD” of her affair with Donald Trump? Who in hell would care about that, nobody interested as it has to give PORN a bad review! Sick, thinking we are interested in watching Donald jerk his fud…

Lonely I'm so lonely

I have nobody

To call my own

I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely

I have nobody

To call my own 

I'm so lonely

Hot Diggity Dog

The closing bell, Friday March 23rd, 2018: Stocks down drastically for 2nd day in a row - nearly a 1000-point blow to the DOW. Markets across the board “Worldwide” showing unimaginable loses for no apparent reason - as even with the possibility of “Trade Wars” approaching, it is still a “supply and demand” economy. If China wants more loot for its imported Devin Nunes solar panels and we want more for our exported Devin Nunes pig bellies, then we all pay up. But what is scary, for the 2nd day in a row also, oil and gold and silver up. And that can only be in anticipation of a World War. We are on edge, the entire world in on edge and the only soul that is not part of this equation that is unhinging the strongest economies in the world - namely Vladimir Portnoy Putin, positioning himself to take over the world. And when push comes to shove and nations takes sides, do we have a choice in the matter? Putin was recently congratulated for his 4th term by a coalition of Morons, may as well call it a “President for Life” and since he is of age, this may be his last attempt to be a supreme leader in charge of the entire “New World Order”. At least maybe then WAR would be not necessary, after the blood and guts and smoke clears away. But why worry about tomorrow, as Ruth Bader Ginsburg has made a conscious decision as a Supreme Court Justice in good standing the “Baloney Society”, that a “hot dog” is a sandwich and I have been waiting that “opine” now for…

I'm waiting for a daydream to take me through the morning
and put me in my coffee break where I can have a sandwich and remember.

Then it's me and my machine for the rest of the morning,
for the rest of the afternoon and the rest of my life.