SLOBITCHician

Look, I give Donald John Trump credit for standing behind the “Voice of Bigotry” of the Roy Moore-ism movement, like a bowel movement it is. See, Melanomia has no friends in Washington, and after a year she is depressed. So, when Roy moves his confederacy to the “Bannon Branded Beltway” and drags along his wife behind Mr. Ed with her “poop patrol rake”, finally Mel will have a friend. When Kayla “I Own a JEW” Moore takes up residence in the Senate stables, now all those delayed 1^St Lady “House Warming” parties will commence. “Boudoir Soiree”, reservations for 2! Is that a victory speech I hear calling out from down yonder….

Oxford Town, Oxford Town

Everybody's got their heads bowed down
The sun don't shine above the ground
Ain't a-goin' down to Oxford Town

He went down to Oxford Town
Guns and clubs followed him down
All because his face was brown
Better get away from Oxford Town

Oxford Town around the bend
Come to the door, he couldn't get in
All because of the color of his skin
What do you think about that, my friend?

Me and my gal, my gal's son
We got met with a tear gas bomb
I don't even know why we come
Goin' back where we come from

Oxford Town in the afternoon
Everybody singin' a sorrowful tune
Two men died 'neath the Mississippi moon
Somebody better investigate soon

Songwriters: Bob Dylan

Oxford Town lyrics © Bob Dylan Music Co.

PoundMeToo - Day 325

Robert Mueller’s Day Off

Glory Bejesus Hallelujah, the government shutdown was postponed for another 2-weeks! Because…bum roll please - “unfunded mandate” unmarked freshly minted genuine $100-dollar bills from the Congressional Accountability “Pervert Slush Fund” went repurposed to keep the lights on at the U.S. Treasury. “Unfunded Mandate”? It means an elected Congress approved appropriation that which finds a source of Taxpayer generated income confiscated forever, even if a shutdown occurs it is replenished – it’s perpetual “money” motion science. Just like the salary increases for members of Congress. See, when Congress adjourns after a month’s long Christmas vacation, the 1^st roll call used to be the “pay raise” for their salary, it was put up for a vote. If a raise was justified based on “cost-of-living” the vote was usually an overwhelming “YEAMAN”! If the economy was sad and American’s were feeling the pain and suffering of having to get by with moldy stale bread, any pay increase was usually postponed. That is when those so elected tried to be like US. But somewhere along the way the crowded schedule for rule-making, or “Lobby” stool pigeoning, it allowed for that “pay raise” vote to be automatic at the fall of the gavel “Congress In Session – But Out To Lunch.” An automatic “pay raise”? Wow, that seems Un-American. Too bad our elected officials were not like the rest of US – AT WILL! See, I must produce to keep my job and be above “meets expectations” to see any bonus money. Realize that the payments “We the Taxpayers” dish out for very little in return rewards the salary we pay Congress, well the ends do not justify the means. In retrospect, back in 1975 Congress realized a salary of $45000, which is today’s “Average Wage Earned” income across the board. Hoodwinked, as Congress was way ahead of the income curve and could have postponed any increases for about 45-years. But somewhere along the way that increase hit “TILT” of scale and increased 287%, by their own accord that salary ballooned with an additional $130000 bucks of our hard-earned loot confiscated then regurgitated. OK, Congress has not enjoyed a salary raise since 2009, as that is when the “Do Nothing Congress” Bozo Bus circus came to town. OK, when the auditors went back in time there was acknowledged a calculation error along the way, so it is catch-up time – excuses, excuses. Realize also from 1789 through 1825, members of Congress “volunteered” service to country and paid an 8$ per-day per-diem – enough for a Sam Adams, a cheese-burger and a bunk. What a concept, “Look what’s happening out in the streets ~ Got a Revolution ~ Well, we are Volunteers of America, Volunteers of America”! OK, I stand corrected one last time as it was 2009 when the “Congressional Pervert Fund” started to require replenishing, so instead of a pay raise shore up the “Slush Fund” just in case…Hey, with a “Do Nothing Congress” as part of Newt Gingrich’s “Contact Syphilis for America”, spare time allows for a whole lot of nookie negotiating behind closed doors. But that “Pervert Slush Fund” is today like the Eunuchizer wabbit, refills are free and on auto-pilot for the “Please Do Something Congress”! When I ask for "leadership" performance, I don’t mean sexual abuse! But with some chump-change keeping the government up and running for a time before a time-out, with the lights on full bright that makes it easier for the Wall Street crooks to raid the henhouse. And it appears the combination to the “Great Safe” is part of the “Tax Reform” soon to be signed into effect by the MORON. That word “REFORM”, it scares me, but kind of sums it up this “Taxation Reform for Over-Achieving Cheaters 101”. See, in the oil & gas sector a “Reformer” is a chemical process that can take “crap” and disguise it as motor fuel. Yes, take low-octane(that which defines the middle-class) and renegotiate the worth and you end up with high-octane(that which defines the wealthy). See, it works by dismantling through annihilation the low-grade atoms’ peaceful right to be left alone as nature intended, taking the good stuff through castration and rejecting the “left”-overs as, basically burned in “gas chamber like hot ovens” – HEIL ANNIHILATE! Then the confiscated “good stuff” is distributed to blend with – well my car can run on the cheap-thrills whereas that “Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz” needs the good stuff to rock’n roll, especially if a get-away heist from the Treasury or the Russians getting out of Dodge fast with a Mueller-Tail hounding. It is like an added value tax this reforming process. OK, if that science lesson was too difficult and stealing from Paul to benefit Peter doesn’t ring a bell of concern, then it is like stuffing 1-poundMeToo of the Moron’s intelligence in a 10-poundMeToo condom – which means a whole lot of hot air space for premature ejaculations by the circle jerks. His pussy posse. Sorry the “Reform” made me confused as the Moron doesn’t have 1-ounce of intelligence. I will get back to you on this science after conferring with Phineas J. Whoopee my guidance counselor. Yes, I am still in detention, close to 55-years! But on another subject of minority interest, how much has the FBI condemned “Trump Tower and Putin Dildo in Cahoots” caper cost US already? It is also called the COVFEFE CASTRATION COMPLEX, in FBI code. And has any single guilty individual seen the likes of an 8x8 with bars and a toilet pit without a sunscreen? No, and don’t hold your breath. Look, the entire investigation would have and should have been over with by now. There was NO smoking wabbit, maybe it got away! It was just an exercise in pathetic preferential treatment sadistic abuse upon Democracy by the filthy rich kids of “Access Hollywood” perverts. Perverts, like everywhere from the top down all the way down the line – thought this ended with Woody Allen? Like it’s in Vogue to be a “Pervert”! So why is it we have yet to see “Robert Mueller’s Day Off” and continue to see an ongoing probe wherein the heat has been turned up by the J. Edgar Hoover G-Men? See, the Tower MORON attacked the FBI and wherein Phase II - the Putin Dildo evidence – it was but a non-necessity this investigation, even with the firing of James Comey. Until that shot across the bow from Mar-a-Lago, it rekindled faith in a dangerous proposition. It was until recently a nothing-burger, like the 45^th Moron-in-Chief, but it is today front and center of attention this ongoing investigation. OK, it is a Witch-Hunt with merit. And to make matters worse off, his Moron staff joined in this attack upon the FBI and now members of the GOP are on board this attack plan to euthanize Mueller. Assholes like Newt Gingrich, mentioned again, who once cherished a Robert Mueller at the helm are now taking cheap shots at the “Chief Law Enforcer’s” credibility? Look, if a guy like Mueller finds his credibility under scrutiny, we as a nation are way off course! That is dangerous territory to venture into, be careful who you tango with especially if this country’s FBI! Not only does that entity know all, hears all, it can make things up that would appear forever to be the “Truth, the whole Truth so help me J. Edgar”. But the Trump Tower, his cohorts in shame and now the GOP Congress, they are STUPID this demonstration to pick a WAR with Mueller. They may win the battles, but in the end it will be COVFEFE time, lights out. So, how best to bring justice for such a jackoffadaisical and condescending perverted justice attitude by the MORON faction of society? Simple, destroy the Trump Tower family name and wealth. That is what is happening, this drip-by-drip is designed to cause hate and discontent amongst the privileged, keeping the perverts on edge. In fighting and finger pointing will implode tranquility then explode and expose it all – it is a self-destructive behavioral mechanism. Mueller acts out the Henry Murray fascination, as to how one with legal lawman power can pretend to push the “needs assessment” to the limit with respect to “Half of the people can be part right all of the time and some of the people can be all right part of the time, but all the people can't be all right all the time” and prevail and laugh all the way to that well deserved “Day Off”! And when the “shat hits the fan” the “Golden Shower” will not have enough capability or capacity to douche douse the meltdown. I am sure this will be the worst Christmas ever for the Trump family and it is wearing away idiot by idiot, the intent of this investigation. Why so this infatuation to destroy an entire family instead of sending a few “stools” to the clink? Prosecuting with the intent to seek jail time is difficult in these situations, compounded by the fact it could end up being an exercise in frustration, due the “pardoning” power of the President. Mueller knows what he is doing, and it is easy to see already the outcome of his plan, which is in REALITY just protecting the men and women dedicated to…well they have a duty to protect the President, his family and all the MORON can do is fire back empty rounds like he suffers from Erectile Dysfunction? IMAGINE attacking those that are supposed to protect – STUPIDITY need I say any more. Which means the MORON gives not a rat’s ass about his family, remember “I’m the only one that matters”. But this is U.S. Taxpayer money well spent, this continued sweeping investigation, as we must start to tear apart the wealth that blinds us through this binding together of despicable favoritism behavior from Un-Patriotic wealth hoarding. This investigation may be the catalyst that tears down that “Wall of Wealth”, that money cannot buy everything! Simple Simon, the more money the more control upon what we get for freedom’s sake in comparison to what they get, it is no longer a 2-way street. Their easy street needs a “Detour” sign! So, Mueller is looking out for, well Patriotic America which is rooted not in tax-free 10-million-dollar estates set aside for purposes of evasion, but this land belongs to the “salt of the earth proletariats” and when the wealthy see fit to act above the law, thank God for Mr. Mueller and the FBI. Said again, this entire “Golden Shower” affair would have been by now but a lessons learned for the sake of “History”, gone away, but the MORON – well maybe he is really broke-poor so has nothing to lose and could in the end claim “Martyrdom” has he and his family cry-baby all the way to Bankruptcy court – and that is where we will see True Patriotic justice served! And when it is official of “Robert Mueller’s Day Off”, rest assured we have taken back what was lost through “Hooky”.

This Day

Constitutional PROCLAMATION

Hear Ye, Hear Ye…comes now before the United States Citizens this proclamation ordering and ordaining the following changes to the U.S. Constitution:

Preamble ~ WE the PEOPLE of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article I (Article 1 - Legislative)

Section 2

3-SUBSET: Section 2-3 is amended with the following additions.

Representatives shall be apportioned among the States included within this Union, wherein ½ of each state’s respective numbers shall be of male gender and the remaining ½ that of female gender. For purposes of Transgenders, declaration of gender is either or none of the above.

Section 3

1-SUBSET: Section 3-1 is amended with the following additions.
The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, wherein 1 Senator shall be of male gender and 1 Senator of female gender. For purposes of Transgenders, declaration of gender is either or none of the above.

Notice: This change to the United States Constitution shall not find itself culpable under any Federal statute or law that which addresses bias based on gender discrimination. This change is effective on January 3^rd, 2018 and of record for future election cycles with respect to Representatives and Senators of the United States Congress.

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Why for this PROCLAMATION: The 115^th Congress has before it a serious problem inherent within its rank & filth file. There exists an unabated practice of unkind acts with aggressive perversion, wherein over $17-million dollars of U.S. Taxpayer monies has been “secretly” awarded as a “Settlement” in sexual abuse cases, the guilty perpetrator a member of this governing body. Yes, a guilty verdict many of those “sworn” to uphold not only their peckerwoody. This “Pervert Slush Fund” to payout the “enablers” was orchestrated by the 104^th Congress under Newt Gingrich as House Speaker in his “Contract with America” midnight special. We the People were hoodwinked, then and today the fallout of preferential treatment this “perversion” that which may be rampant. The only clear-cut solution away from such abuse is to allow those of female gender to have more of a say in how Congress aligns itself against such hostilities towards those of the opposite sex. The only way that can be accomplished is by making sure the “female” voice is heard out loud clear and convincing, and that can only be accomplished through equal representation. The time has come for equity of equality, and the best place for that “seed” is in our elected officials on an equal basis. This PROCLAMATION is being proposed by “The Lousy Hat Party” and the plan is to push this decree to the forefront of citizen voters through a special election or included on the ballet for the U.S. Presidential race in 2020. Contributions accepted at storylineonline@gci.net. This is what will MAKE AMERICA GREAT ANEW!!!!

3-In-1 Lube Job

In the last week alone, 3-members of Congress have resigned due activities unbecoming an Patriotic American and thus contributing to the “Golden Shower” insurgency. Vladimir Putin lit the fuse this “insurgency” and it is tearing apart our Republic’s Democracy, a plan of attack that had been in the works for the last 5-years by this foreign “Enemy of the People”. Best get on board the Simple Simon fact of this matter that Mr. Putin has but a single objective before retiring, destroy the “Red, White & Blue” and our right to “Life, Liberty and that pursuit of Happiness”. Through a “Divided We Fall” challenge, we are losing the battle, which means Putin’s plan is working faster than the time it takes to mend the “breach” of TRUST here in the “Homeland”! We have NOT a Commander-in-Chief, with that individual constantly contributing to the “Great Divide” through “Hate” messaging and it appears that Congress is “Hard aground on Bligh Reef”! And YES “perversion” is gushing out of the compromised hull and polluting the waters. To be more specific this “insurgency”, after being sworn in to honor the U.S. Constitution, these members of Congress packing up and being “evicted” slid into the auspices of a “neurotic psychotic pigheaded politician”. Thank you Mr. Lennon for that latter reckoning who “We the People” are dealing with. In actuality with this Rikishi Stinkface shake-out take-down in Congress, it meant warrants for 3-away in a 3-day stretch - the new theme song for “House” chambermaid may be “Another one bites the dust”! And I am all for it, bring it on as each day’s dismissal saves the U.S. Taxpayers $174000 bucks! How come “We the People” pay these “perverted pigheaded politicians” a salary that is 7.8x the average American wage earned? Let’s hope the trend continues with this abandonment of seat-warmers as I welcome the eviction notices, I will even help the misfits pack up and by the 4^th of July we can once again claim no more ball & chain Covfefe Castration Complex and again cherish “OUR INDEPENDENCE”! Or what is left of it after Putin’s plan comes to fruition – we must STOP that plan in its tracks and maybe with these dismissals from Congress, maybe a sign of “The Times They are a Changing” for the better. Bye, Bye Miss American pie MIA is coming back to haunt the scoundrels that think just because we vote them in that they can then live above the law-abiding citizens and confiscate this preferential treatment. NOT on OUR WATCH ANYMORE! The tides are turning, time to take bake OUR Republic’s Democracy that which has been bartered off for pennies on the dollar, yet we still pay for that “Buck” and very little in return. Congressional “PERVERT” slush fund? So, we need to hear more and see more of these “Golden Shower Awards” and with that award the “Eviction Notice” and PLEASE best we not hear of a “Severance Package” slush fund, enough is enough!

And we now have an understanding of what the MORON means by COVFEFE! He was trying to say CORVETTE, he suffers from lock-jaw unless he is in conversation with Putin, then the Moron’s draw drops when he hears the Vladismear recite “big phony tits”! And what’s with this Hope Hick melodrama? She looks like a stale Hugh Hefner cover girl, like a Cover-up Girl Mistress? So in ending and paying tribute wherein such is due….

“Come senators, Congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.”

So is “OUR INDEPENDENCE” challenged, if we let it slide away for the elite only to enjoy, as the barn-yard door is wide open!

John Lennon Today

December 8, 1980 ~ “Somebody spoke and I went into a dream. I read the news, oh boy. And though the news was rather sad…”

December 8^th, 2017 ~ Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of…WAR IS OVER IF YOU WANT IT, Glory, Glory Hallelujah! John Lennon taught US the “so easy” solution to ending WAR, before he was mowed down by the insane maniac society that he warned US about a long, long time ago. It came true, this society bent on “Total Political Destruction” the only solution, keeping the citizens at bay any civility towards one another through political control unbecoming an Patriotic American sworn to protect my freedom. Yes, it is Xmas time again, as trees get decorated with little ballerinas and other magical tiny dancers, while shopping sprees highlight giving peace a chance, through road rage timeouts and I see smiles for miles in us all. But why so “We the People” so lucky our right to life and liberty and happiness sing and sway “Undivided” in harmony but for only a few days each year? And the fact this nation remains so divided, it is WAR right smack in the “Homeland” the Great Divide” that which started with the 2016 election – like it was planned? OK, it has been in the planning stage for many years, the time was right and the opportunists made their move. As “Divided We Fail & Fall”, and we are confronting a Democracy in freefall, and it will hurt when we hit the bottom floor of NO RETURN. So, we are at truce for such a short duration during yuletide and joy, but even so the carnage continues with the new-age weapon at our disposal for cheap thrills, that which can be deployed from the comfort of our living rooms – this “Twitter” nonsense which assists in the aiding & abetting this destructive “Divide”. It displaces “HATE” for “LOVE”! That is my New Year’s resolution, to “Kill” my ease of destruction upon…well it could be my neighbor! “Twitter” should have a warning before sending, like “Are You Sure”? So, John Lennon was so right-on when he postulated that “WAR” is over, if! So why is it too close for comfort what appears to be another “American Revolution” from sea to shining sea on the horizon, as we are in the 7^th inning stretch of a Constitutional crisis meltdown?  “We the People” have a Congress that wants this WAR to continue on unabated, as when we as a nation are so divided, it gives that body the wherewithouts to act out their mean-spirited aggression and any “Bipartisan” fellowship finds itself drowned in the cesspool of zealous religious jealousy. Remember, “God is a concept by which we measure our pain”, nothing more! Now Mr. Lennon warned US a long, long time ago that politics would become insane with maniacs, and I guess Congressional “perverts”. Remember, “By neurotic psychotic pigheaded politicians. All I want is the truth, just give me some truth. No. short-haired, yellow-bellied. Son of tricky dicky's. Gonna mother hubbard soft soap me. With just a pocket full of hopes.” With that proclamation, Hear Ye, Hear Ye, I ask is it time to abolish the Congress? That body of “misfits” serves NO useful purpose these days, except keeping the insanity of “HATE” vested against “Tranquility” along with this maniac investment to limit our Constitutional fortitude, like a push and shove for a convenient center of attention the likes a bunch of “Nowhere Man” wannabees – and the righteous citizens all walks of life get sucked up in the fallout. Make America Great Again, not with a Congress that cares only about “Me, me, me is all that matters”, the MORON thinks the same. But that is another subject matter onto itself, for today the pain we still feel on the anniversary of Lennon’s…he never died as “LOVE is the Answer, FOREVERMORE”! Always was, always will be, best take that stand or else! And so this is Christmas and John’s dedication to this season of "LOVE" upon one and another sounds aloud, sea to shining sea. IMAGINE, as we could move it to be more than just a seasonal fantasy, John planted that seed and I believe it is about to root, if so we must keep the politicians away from the Round-up! And thanks to Elton John, for singing “Tiny Dancer” for Yoko on this “Strawberry Fields Forever” day of “LOVE”, YOKO, you married a music man! Time to leave, as LOVE is calling….and for today and maybe more to come, FUCK WAR and the WARLORDS, the DADDY WARBUCKS hounds, the WARWHORES that think they represent the American Spirit! Definition of Congress? You betcha….

So this is Christmas and what have you done
Another year over, a new one just begun

And so this is Christmas, I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones, the old and the young

A very merry Christmas and a happy new year
Let's hope it's a good one without any fears

And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong
The rich and the poor ones, the road is so long

And so happy Christmas for black and for white
For yellow and red ones let's stop all the fights

A very merry Christmas and a happy new year
Let's hope it's a good one without any fear!