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Monday, November 2, 2015

Impeachment Hearings!


OK, wake up AMERICA, but for here is what's at stake this nation's “Good Standing”. Heaven forbid the FBI finds wherein Hillary Rodham Clinton, after the fact she has taken office as the 45th President of the United States is indicted for a simple matter! Praytell if a single document under Hillary's watch when in the position of Secretary Of State was obliterated, destroyed, concealed, removed or mutilated, as then there is evidence that allows the “G-Men” to fine Hillary $2000 bucks – yes chump change. And this has nothing to do with he-said or she-said classified or not information. But there is a catch, as under this same “Public Law” of record 18 U.S. Code §2071 comes the non-money non-incarceration piece of the puzzle. Specifically, this law calls for the following penalty also: be disqualified from holding any office under the United States”. So, if after the fact the investigators find wherein say the NSA had a stake-out map of the strip joints frequented by Bill & Company – if that was so destroyed during the “Private Server” cleansing ritual and is retrieved by the “Geek Squad”, guess what Hillary? Yes, Bill's 1st Lady would thus be disqualified from holding “any” office, including seat warming the Oval! Which means “We Americans” would have to endure more hardships with yet another “Clinton Impeachment Hearing”. The law cannot be hidden away this serious matter, and as stated with respect to Hillary's dilemma, Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully” is a suspect. So why in hell shall this America take the chance, as Hillary has already changed her Pinocchio tune, and under 18 U.S. Code §2071 it doesn't have to be anything close to a “classified” abuse of such for a guilty verdict – as “or other thing” covers a whole lot of ground. And Hillary by virtue her S.O.S. position of authority was the bonafide “Custodian” of record all records before the State Department during her tenure, that is inherently written in the “U.S. Constitution” from way back when it was adopted by the Founding Fathers. And Hillary agreed upon such terms and conditions when sworn in under oath! So, look at what has transpired so far, as if we find that there was a violation upon this “Code” and we forfeit away the penalties, then we have forfeited away what our Founding Fathers set as punishment such behavior wherein the “disqualification” finds merit. But to conveniently ignore this “Law” and the consequences, well that is the beginning of the end of “Our Democracy”. So YES, we are better off to call on Hillary to “Quit” her political aspirations now before it is too late at our expense, and that of our kids. With what we have heard so far from the bag of excuses, we will soon find out that the law may have been broken, with nothing “classified” just stupidity in trying to erase the tracks of “other things” considered...this has nothing to do with character, just a simple violation wherein the perpetrators must face justice and “disqualification” is what it's all about!

Sunday, November 1, 2015

John Boehner Halloween


John was caught, this time with his pants up, at a “Haunted House on the Hill” costume party - in disguise as a foreign terrorist and after a few wine slingers, singing the GOP national anthem with cohorts in shame:
Boehner's Halloween Costume(Pontius Pilate believed to be Ted Cruz)

All together now for John...GOP National Athem for Boehner's Retirement!

As soon as you're born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty-odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can't really function you're so full of fear
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and classless and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see
A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be

There's room at the top they're telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like the folks on the hill

A working class hero is something to be
A working class hero is something to be
If you want to be a hero well just follow me
If you want to be a hero well just follow me

John Lennon

For This Day...


The Creator has but a single flaw, 
no knowledge Hatred!

Saturday, October 31, 2015

The Ultimate “DEAR JOHN”


Dear John, with regard to your retirement speech: “I leave with no regrets or burdens. If anything, I leave as I started – just a regular guy humbled by the chance to do a big job.” I'm puzzled, as well perplexed the same sentiment many other Fellow Americans - as what in hell did you do after how many unproductive years as House Speaker with respect to your chance to do a big job” philosophy? And please don't forget, an approval rating in the cesspool and with the title of the “House Speaker” of the 112th and 113th and 114th “Do Nothing” Congress, can you really take away anything constructive performed except in a few hundred years our kids will be learning about the “True Obstructionism” in their history lessons! And how your actions and inactions proved nothing except insults against the Commander-in-Chief. See, many of us believe you are quitting because Obama single handedly woke up the economy ramshackled by the Bush administration and Barack, well history will also tell us the truth about a “Great Man” you are not! Look Mr. Tan Man, since you have boycotted the “True America” spirit for the past years, if the salt-of-the-earth working class heroes of this nation acted according to your bible of work ethics, the day the earth stood still would be a reality. So, after sifting through years of your crying-out-loud fits before the citizens in efforts we feel sorry your sorry ass approach to dereliction the conviction under oath the “Sense of Congress” abandoned, I did find a photo-opportunity that sums up your career - as “We the People” see it...

"John Boehner's AMERICAN passion"!


Help WANTED


This is an advertisement for the following position:

Title: Junket Clown
Salary: $223,500,000 annually
Vacation: 36 days per year
Holidays Observed: 9 during calendar year
In-Service Non-Work Days: 100(Not required to visit office)
Service Work-Days: 115 total, hours vary, NO overtime required.
Retirement: 80% of salary, vested after 5-years eligible at age 62.
Medical: Full Coverage
Probationary Period: Ha, Ha, Ha(None)
Other Fringe Benefits: Free luxury cruiser for family or business use pleasure, sail boats and complimentary vacation retreats along with “Private” golf course invitations. Total immunity from criminal prosecution, including rape and involvement in RICO. Insider trading acceptable.
Job Requirements: Must be a gifted deceiver and not afraid to shit upon the public domain while under oath. If you meet the following job qualifications and interested in this rewarding career with the “Do Nothing” association of “Clowns Unlimited United”, please contact Chief Bozo John Boehner at 202-225-0600.

Notice: Since this position is funded by grand theft fraud, even when the economy crashes a paycheck will be in the mail and retirement benefits are backed in full by the United States Treasury.

Friday, October 30, 2015

AMERICAN WET-DREAM


Nancy Pelosi: “Boehner is the personification of the American dream.”
~
John hard at work

And while looking back......

Butt Buddies in Heat!
 Behind the Scenes(John with Mitch)
Homecoming for a TERRORIST
 Secret Dealings with GOP
 Sissy Fit
 While working across the isle with Harry..
Celebrating Don Young's “Rabid Skunk” Party!


John Boehner's LEGACY for America...

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Texas Flag Makeover


Get used to the name “Yantal Xinchao”. When deciphered, it means “Caged Slaves”. I am without nice words today, that there came not a moratorium placing on hold the World Series and the GOP Presidential debates as this nation is under attack! The “People's Communist Party of Chinais buying up our oil fields in Texas! This should have alerted the “Militia” to stand-up, as when we see corporate America selling out for cash on the barrel, it is apparent that the neon-conservatives talk big about “Oil” but act like primadonna terrorists when push comes to shove the American Spirit into the cesspool. And because of NO action by the “Tea Party”, it appears that faction is but a pussey-patsy-posse of loudmouths! This takeover is happening right now in the “Lone Star” state, where the citizens despise Obama and his Jade Helm attempts to make sure – well “gave proof through the night that our loyalty was in shambles and government intervention is today a much needed necessity. Yes, Obama should call up the Texas “Militia” to arrest this takeover, by incarcerating those buisness owners that are on the take to makeover the Texas flag – to include the Communist “sickle”. See, it is our “National Security” resource down-hole and when oil companies finish the business, we recoup but a fraction of our “black gold” worth with respect to being paid off. Yet when American investments control this interest, we gain a full advantage that resource due the trickle-down of reasonable economics. But when the “Commies”.... Hey Mr. Texas Roughneck, do you really want a show & tell at your kid's school wherein you must admit you work for a “Commie” outfit? It is unbelievable, that this is happening! This kind of takeover would never happen in Alaska's oil fields, it would be boycotted. At least I would hope not, but when Yantalinese “WAR” ships were seen recently in the Bearing Strait – well maybe I should have second thoughts about what his happening to “My 'Tis of Thee”. They're up to something no good, the brats that give not a rat's ass about this Union but always displaying an American flag lapel pin when hosting political smörgÃ¥sbords for Rick Perry  and Ted Cruz wannabes. In fact, the fact that the Chinese are now purchasing our oil fields, I became aware that when a Congress is “Doing Nothing” then the hen-house gets raided. So when I watched the debates and heard nothing from the FOX this “bad news”, I realized who is on the take this takeover - it's all for the “Mighty Buck” - this selling out. It is so UN-AMERICAN to say the least, and we all sit back engaged in playing games on our “Flat Earth” cell phones. Saving grace, at least Trump understands “eminent domain” theory and maybe if elected would take back what is rightfully ours, same with Bernie Sanders. Come on America, it's happening right before our eyes, ears and noses – yes it stinks of a rabid Don Young Skunk – a.k.a. Nancy Pelosi. And like already eluded upon, when Congress is “AWOL”, the rats, skunks and bed-bugs swarm in and is this what we want to leave as our legacy heritage? Think about it, the “Commies” controlling our “oil fields”, what next our military?
 ~
Everybody's talking about Bagism
Shagism, Dragism, Madism
Ragism, Tagism, This-ism
That-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m
COMMUNISM!
New TEXAS flag unveiled...

Related: Dear Mike & Joe(October 28)