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Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Comedian of the Century

Wow, I was trying to find out information about a Brian Fallon, the guy who won “Comedian of the Century” award for supposedly making non-stop fun of Hillary Clinton - as I never heard the name before and confused the winner with Jimmy Fallon. So when I “ooga ooga mooska'd” his name, low and behold something crazed took over my desktop and sent me to “Please Bend Over” porn-site. Bill, please leave my computer alone! Anyway, appears Miss Cuntgeniality has found a new weapon, a remote robot that...it ain't Halloween yet, so what's with the mask? 
 
James Carville
Best Selling Mask for 2016?
 

Monday, October 12, 2015

A-GAIA-Gas


Take another hit, of fresh air” now that Mary Jane is smoldering aloft from sea to shining sea – as maybe it will get this nation and the “Divide” to find common ground like was once demonstrated. Yes, the “younger” generation must realize that there came a time in America “challenged” wherein we had not such a divide, even though we were free to practice and voice our opinions. When RESPECT was still somewhat in fashion. Case in point - during the late 70's the leftover “Hippie Movement” started to embrace the GAIA Hypothesis. In fact it wasn't only the “LOVE NOT WAR” generation that embraced the “GAIA” goddess, as even neo-conservatives contributed to the acceptance of the theory that nature could mask any earthly anthropogenic diseases – a.k.a. “Gore Global Warming”. So it was something the “Loose Left” and “Tight Right” found common ground upon - something that joined Reggaenomics with Reaganomics when GAIA started grandstanding our concerns that our ways and means were causing distractions upon the ecosystem. Not a “typo”, as it was not yet cause for alarm a “destructive” mechanism un-leashed by “Modern Man”! So we were not at odds this concern, as it was a time when the rich were high on cash and the rest of us high on that stash which accounted for this “common ground”. Even Dick Cheney supposedly embraced the “Daisey-world” theory of GAIA, while writing the script for what would become known as “Four Dead in OHIO” and then morphed into the PNAC “yellow-cake” recipe of disaster. And Dick admits had he “toked” when universitized, maybe he would have been a little easier going on things – like fake “WARS”. And it was the time when another science of interest coined the “Global Warming” mystique which went without an appetite, as it was trumped by GAIA. Yes, there came a time when we maintained a philosophy that “Mother Earth” ruled – thus GAIA ruled our interests over the doom & gloom of “Global Warming”. We had more faith in the Earth's steadfast capability to ward off mankind's insurrection then to accept the “Warming Warning” and its message that “We're All Going To Fry”! Be it, all was good on the front-line. Then the politicians became involved, in efforts to use the doom & gloom scenario for personnel benefits – called the fear factor. So when we were not divided on an all important single issue, well the damn circus of politics made sure there came a divide and since then it has confronted the science and nobody can agree on anything – accept the fact politicians will rape your children if it means getting ahead in the polls. Anyway, at least there existed some same-page common ground the left and the right for but a single episode once upon a time – with GAIA! It started in the 60s and was fashionable through the late 80s, until we lost hope with the “Big Flush” - the EXXON Valdez wreck - and faith was abandoned as was the goddess theory for “NOTHING else! But when it was a popular movement, it was a time when prominent scientists like James Lovelock made fame, this theory that the earth was a self-regulating self-healing system of mighty complexity surrounding itself with feedback mechanisms that were difficult to understand. Indeed visually overwhelming complexity that saw too it that the “Big Bang” was a hoax no different then the Flat Earth's Society fit-to-be-tied castration upon reasonableness. A theory of merit so embraced, that it insisted that there existed a “Creator” and we didn't evolve from baboons as the latter were smarter then us as they could be taught to smoke a Camel from their butt-holes. See, GAIA was a calculated movement with a degree of complexity a zillion-times above and beyond human reasoning. Yet Lovelock was able to bring this complexity down to earth, so those not already in-tune to this theory could easily grasp the concept – that the Creator cared about mans' behavior and orchestrated conditional rehabilitation should we shit too much on our brothers and sisters and learn not lessons from nature – like calling it quits the choke smoking of our lungs – yes baboons were laughing at us as we laughed at them! I am not a scientist like Doctor Lovelock, yet we as humans are all observers of science surrounding us day in day out, as “Science” rules our existence. OK, now that cell phones are “Flat”, have we started to embrace the “Flat Earth” society theory? But I postulate my theory through observations that “GAIA” seems to be working and “Daisey-world” is in effect even though Lovelock himself fears for the future – that we are doomed. I admire this stand, yet as we humans stand back and continue to debate our evil ways and means upon the ecosystem, why have the GAIA principles been abandoned so early on? Testimony through nature's own indictment finds the realization we are stubborn and therefore a force above-and-beyond must interfere upon our intrusions causing the climate changing challenges. IMAGINE if all the pervert politicians had to bite “thy” tongue and admit they were wrong about “Global Warming”? IMAGINE not, as we will one day admit defeat in trying to understand what is going on right before are very own eyes and ears. The abandonment of GAIA is based on the fact we are inferior beings and afraid to admit defeat. GAIA is working, “Let It Be”! When I look around from that sea to shining sea, the “Daisey-world” concept is working – said again as we continue to argue and debate with “NOTHING” gained, something is sending this earth on a correction course. And YES, a non-destructive “correction” course and not the dead-end many dead-beats are trying to punish the “Deniers” with. I see this corrective action in my backyard as it is so pronounced when traveling the highways. Why so? Because our highways provide the “Litmus Test” laboratory, and it has become the ultimate GAIA testing grounds. My observations started several years ago, and the phenomenon has taken on an exponential cause and effect contribution. Which means our ways and means have contributed to an upset, yet corrections are re-conditioning the ecosystem back to normal – what the GAIA hypothesis is all about. See, black-top that absorbs massive amounts of heat and all total an area the size of the state of Connecticut, well need I say any more and ask the deniers against the deniers to look around. In fact, we are in PHASE II of GAIA, as the theory in practice provides not “White” daisies for regulation but “yellow” - so the theory wasn't 100% accurate. As “White” meant extreme behavior corrections required and today we are at “Code YELLOW”, which is several factors away from the “WHITE Rabbit”. But when we are in-tune to driving 80-mph or more, many notice “nothing” and instead stay tuned to either liberal radio waves or conservative radio waves, and maybe that RF radiation is clouding our individualisms and denying, well “RESPECT” to compromise our concerns. So when one takes the time to observe “GAIA” at work along the heat-sinks provided by thousands of miles on black-top, the fact there is today a proliferation of healthy yellow daisies as far as the eye can see, the feedback mechanisms are in effect to cool things off. Look, the “Global Warming” theory is complex and understood by not many, but we all drive, so that is wherein we should pay attention and realize “GAIA” is working as we continue to debate “what to do about NOTHING”. We are smart to stay out of it and not involve ourselves with somebody else's business, as that “somebody” is a mighty force best left alone. Sure mankind contributes to the warming trends, but look at the turnaround of the GAIA feedback mechanisms taking hold! Just a few shy years ago, the scientist said the great mammals of the oceans-11 would cease to exist. Well low-and-behold the whale population is at an all time high, and we cannot contribute that to chasing the Japanese pirates away from our fishing grounds. In fact, when biologists could count but a single “Beluga” whale left in Cook Inlet off of the Alaskan coast, today thousands are once again counted swimming the Turn-Again. The “Ocean” warms up, algae growth increases to facilitate and cool things off. Algae supports the food chain and whales prosper, so true also with the polar bear population as it finds a ways and means to survive the changes. In fact polar bears that were close to being “Endangered” have bounced back in numbers after a few cruel years when the population was on a crash course, as evolution finds them adopting new ways of survival. And as these corrections are embedded in the cycle, for future use, we find that nature learns from our mistakes. Even though we humans have not taken control of our contribution to “Global Warming”, we are also prone to changing our habits, like how our own ways and means are being challenged and changed for the better off. Renewable energy is starting to throw a wrench  upon fossil fuel development, the reason oil prices suck. Next year alone, 15% of all new electrical generation will be by “Ra”! So, there may be an intelligent feedback mechanism that protects the earth's interests, in effect today as we continue to debate the cause and effect - as with nature, “Time waits for NO ONE” and it may be time once again to “Give GAIA a Chance”!
"GAIA"


Sunday, October 11, 2015

Ooga Ooga Mooska...


Rare find amongst e-mails sent from Hillary Clinton's server - Don Young singing an Alaskan folklore:

There's a salmon-colored girl
who sets my heart awhirl
Who lives along the Yukon far away
Where the Northern Lights they shine
she rubs her nose to mine
She cuddles close and I can hear her say
Ooga ooga mooska which means that I love you

If you'll be my baby
I'll ooga ooga mooska you
Then I take her hand in mine
and set her on my knee
The squaws along the Yukon
are good enough for me
She makes her underwear from hides of grizzly bear
And bathes in ice cold water every day
Her skin I love to touch
but I just can't touch it much
Because her fur lined parka's in the way
Ooga ooga mooska...

She has the Air Corps down the Sourdoughs hang around
Chechakos try to date her night and day
With a landing gear that's fine and a fuselage divine
And a smile that you can see a mile away
Ooga ooga mooska...

Carry me back to old Alaska
The squaws along the Yukon are good enough for me
 

 Hank Thompson

GAIA

So fragile, yet so magnificent
So simple, yet so complex
So miraculous this gift, life.
Our appreciation for so misguided
As our altars falter the guiding light
The brilliance our CREATOR's sermon.
Challenging the “Natural Philosophy”
Yet so bold, misguided surrenders under oath.
So fragile, so simple this miracle!
Life upon a time...msk

Saturday, October 10, 2015

MAGIC MAN



* RIP *

Putin Ovary You!


BOYCOTT: Is Nikita Putin pullin the wool over the blind-eyed American? If so, is it time for the good-eyed Americans to boycott “Kaspersky” due the Russian Federation abiding and abetting Syria's wannabe “Saddam Bin Laden Hussein” and his “Apocalypse Now” following, with Vladimir smears attacking "MY" nation's credibility and getting in the way of a fix? I despise wasting Taxpayers' money, so we need something to put Putin away from our business – like maybe inviting him to Alaska to serenade Sarah Palin! That's what Palin meant when she said she could see Russia with LOVE from the 49er – there was a fling-thing in effect. Then again, is Putin trying to “Test” Obama and trick us into another “WAR” that could find Putin's “Legacy” as US against THEM? According to reliable sources, 1/3rd of corporate and personal PCs in the United States are under control of Kaspersky. Yes, a firm owned by Vladimir Putin and headquartered in Moscow – in the Kremlin! Of course he owns it, as “Communism” never died and is alive and well, just under a new name aiming at “Ecommunism” wherein the sickle is trying to cross us economically into disaster. Look, Nikita Vladimir Putin is the richest man in the world! Take Gates and Buffett's net worth combined and that is what Putin may be worth according to sources reliable. See, “WAR” drains away resources much needed here in the “Homeland”, like for rebuilding of bridges to commerce along with funding bridges to nowhere in Alaska. Hay, that would be a good out-of-the-picture tenure trek for Vladimir, with Sarah in tow and planning the menu – you eat it first Bear Grylls! Talk about impostors, BoGrylls is not an Alaskan even if Obama thinks so, never was and never will be as his techniques shown on “Reality Survival” would get one in deep doo-doo if used in Alaska's wilderness. Anyway, do you really trust a Russian “Cheka” snooping around your memory? And why is it that we are paying over a $billion$ dollars a year to buy Putin's virus ass-wiping “crap” and sending this money to Moscow so he can wreck havoc around the globe? What ever happened to “Buy America”, instead of “Sell Out America”. IMAGINE if Hillary's State Department PC and server #1 through “Total Number Still Classified” were under control of Kaspersky under control of the KGB – Putin's fraternity. Don't you think a name change for Kaspersky was in order when it invaded this nation or are we as a nation that vulnerable? Remember “Casper” was a friendly ghost, and means the same with “Kasper” and add sky's the limit? Have we been taken for a ride? Yes, as Kasper's software maintains a backdrop into every damn computer and server under its domain – so yes, 1/3 of Americans have been Uncle “IT” castrated. Casper - with a mile long smile - can turn on that desk-top computer camera and broadcast the scene live to Moscow...So yes, we need a boycott today, else we are just allowing our borders to be ransacked right before our very own eyes shadowed in our “Right to Privacy” living rooms, allowing our homes to be infiltrated and spied upon – and we fear our own government?

Nikita Vladimir Putin

KASPERSKY, how it works: When installed on any Window's Operating System, it operates as an Internet and network virus sniffing eliminator and blocking mechanism, and works well but its ultimate intent was to trick. In efforts to perform this “Trick” task to infiltrate a user's memory thus security, it uses an “Endo-polkovnik” code to stealth-invade the computer's “Kernel”, what “Polkovnik” means. And “ENDO” relates to an endothermic calculation, without “heat” so goes undetected by the best of detectives. Once the “Kern” is given permission to be violated, then Casper starts the fun. So as that flashing “Kaspersky” icon makes you feel that you are being protected, guess again as the “FLAME” has been aroused and, well the greatest “espionage” tool dreamed-up by our CIA – used against IRAN but went out of control – well say goodbye to any Internet security. See, when the CIA and NSA teamed up to challenge Putin helping IRAN build a bomb, there came a breach using the “FLAME” and that lead to destruction of the uranium enrichment facilities, setting back the bomb making fuel many years. But in the aftermath, computer detectives were able to re-create the destructive code and bring it home. So YES, your computer is vulnerable as is your security and the ultimate weapon against our CONSTITUTION, a violation of our “Right To Privacy” in our own homes. What to do, there ain't nothing to do as it is too damn late!

Fools Gold


Wow, so the “Fools” continue to find “Gold”! I am talking the political “Fools” and how so why so many citizens continue to listen without wonder what the GOP front runners are trying to send forward a message of...well Hillary isn't the only one with a taste and fascination of dishonest messaging. Does she really believe that her private PC and server #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 under the Kaspersky geek were safe? Look, that snooping is owned by the Russians, so sure it confuses the issue. Where is Jon Huntsman during all the mess and confusion? And we are so conditioned to “Dishonesty is the Best Policy”, we give not “Peace a Chance”, the Bernie Sanders' message. See, I believe the majority of front-runners are making it miserable so the “citizenry” gives up hope and pays no attention to the continued attempt to “ruin” this nation and come the next vote, well many will show up just to exercise that party stuck “opinion” and not really understand what we are getting ourselves into. So, Jeb “DULL” Bush – the candidate without any real interest and the energy of a slug – bashes Trump's “of record” response to “Eminent Domain”. Trump was just reciting what the “Constitution” provides, as the United States by virtue of “Sovereignty” enjoys “Eminent Domain” like every other nation on earth communistic through commercialistic, always has and always will be that way and for this nation thanks to the “Founding Fathers” envisioning the land swindling by rich bastard landlords hording it all and making the “huddled masses” live like wharf rats in dungeons. So the “Mighty” Constitution warrants the takeover of such living conditions at “Fair Market” value. Remember, “This land is your land, this land is my land”, through the presence of the “Domain”. Now Jeb should have at least recognized the fact during his “Police State” attack on Trump that even though the “Constitution” allowed for cash out deals, the “states” - especially Florida - did not always believe in paying up for hostile takeovers, until the Fedreal stepped in and Congress passed the 14th Amendment with a “due process” clause and effect. See, following the “Civil War” had not the Congress allowed this change of heart, rich bastard land owners could have kept in business "Big Mac" sweat shops with slave labor at bottom basement wages. So the “Eminent Domain” has far reaching control with respect to insurrection imperfections. Bravo this “Constitution”. So Trump was exonerating his knowledge this fact at the same time Jeb was performing an exorcising on his...well can this guy be serious? Yes, a trick question which one! And on the other front, according to e-mails flying around the cloud, at 8am on Thursday the 8th Kevin McCarthy was at a private Boehner GOP House breakfast - courtesy the U.S. Taxpayers - with his family in tow and accepted the “House Speaker” nomination, which meant that at high-noon that same day the “Fumata Bianca” would indicate the pompous conclave's choice to replace Boehner after 4 years in “Exile on K Street”. See, e-mails in the “cloud” show signs that McCarthy may have been a closet “Democrat” and used the Benghazi Committee attack speech as a plan of attack upon the GOP lead witch-hunt castrating Hillary Clinton's aspiration to “Get Out of Jail Free”. And it makes sense as McCarthy comes from “Democratic Roots” and entered the beltway when infiltration “Nobody Looking” was allowing such “stool-pigeoning”. For such a cave-in at the last minute, something stinks fishy like Bill Clinton's “salute” finger. See, Hillary was “Toast” and about to face a possible “indictment” which would have made her presidential worries low hanging fruit as she defended her “freedom” for a violation of 18 U.S.C 2071 – a disqualification of office due a violation of Obama's “Executive Order 13526”, as it meant incarceration possibilities! At least with what the committee has demonstrated, Hillary violated Obama's gag order on “Classified Information”. So it was time for the DNC – lead by Debbie “Was-a-Maniac” derelict from her job – time for the “Howard Dean” sorority to rally behind “Spousal Abuse Wife of the Century” to bring out the “Big Cohunas” secret weapon, and that is where McCarthy was called into action, to crash and discredit Gowdy's committee - so cries heard across the isle would insist disbanding the witch-hunt as to not reveal what is cause for concern a dereliction of duty by Hillary when acting as Bill's “Secretary of Slate”. According to reliable sources that hang out around the clouds, Boehner was handed a private note during the breakfast that warned of the Hillary & McCarthy cover-up. So Boehner had to pull a fast one, as had the “Cloud” not revealed this relationship, McCarthy – a closet Democrat – he would have been the “House Speaker” of a Republican majority “House of Lords”. IMAGINE, and if Hillary was off-the-hook and won the 46th with a closet democrat at the helm? Now here is what's so interesting, McCarthy needed clout to be heard, and by being the intended front runner to replace Boehner this carefully gifted plan, his words have far reaching ramifications, just what the Clinton camp needed desperately at this point in the game. So how did McCarthy get so high so quick – it was all planned as when you have a body like Congress in total denial and disrepair, the vulnerabilities weaken the whole “dam” thing. And why all of a sudden did Boehner want out? See, Boehner may have been secretly indicted as the BBMB. What and who's on 1st? Yes, the Benevolent Bowel Movement Bandit, the guy that was shitting on car hoods in the wee hours of daylight over in Ohio, John's state of origin. See, Ohio is a valuable state for a run to the presidency, mostly Conservative-Republican and John was getting even with those districts not yet disenfranchised and still leaning toward the “Left” - so John left them a surprise. And according to reliable sources, the police blotter indicates the defecation coincided with the “Congressional Calendar” AWOL dates! But the police could not finger-print the bowel movements, until a camera caught John in the act, the resemblance is remarkable yet no arrests? And before this news hit the “cloud”, the “House Speaker” may have went convinced by the Pope that Pooping was...well a private thing. Talk about the “Exile”, it gives “Turd on the Run” new meaning! So anyway, we must look between the smoke to analyze what is really going on behind the scenes. It is but a game, and we citizens are the pawns...so may as well make it silly. Maybe it be not elevated to that of a conspiracy but theatrical embarrassment. Nothing a good flush couldn't remedy, but flush twice as it is a long way to the “Beltway”!
Fell down to my knees and I hung onto your pants,
But you just kept on runnin' while they ripped off in my hands.
Di'mond rings, Vaseline, you give me disease,
Well, I lost a lot of love over youMick & Keith