Palindramanomics

Contortionist Extortionist: One who stretches the truth in efforts to freeload. It's creepy, this guy that has gone for his 10-minutes claim to fame that he was fired from his job, after witnessing a Sarah Palin “Mama Brawl” in Anchorage. Yes, after an eye-witness account of Sarah and family throwing “right hooks” after the Palin kids failed at finding any young girls to sodomize, a Mr. Hemorroid went to the news media, with the intent....Let's look at the facts. So he was fired from his job, a paving contractor in Alaska. It's coming on to winter, what paving? I have no sympathy for this guy. Dear Mr. Hemorrhoid, if you think you have been harmed “At Will”, then hire a lawyer and sue the bastards. In fact, if this guy had a case, lawyers would be flocking to assist, maybe treating the Palin's as accomplices to his “Your Fired”. Remember Walt? But this guy hung out with the Palinites – he wasn't an innocent bystander. To be invited to a party that finds the “Mama Bear” pulling up in a “Humor Stretch Limo”, this is more of the same fallout from John McCain's creation of “Slobent Green”. Same crowd, same political views, same mentality – and big on “Reality TV”. And now that Mr. Hemorrhoid has been furloughed – remember it's the end of the paving season in Alaska – he starts an on-line “Welfare Fund” asking for donations? Sure I plan to donate, with a bottle Preparation-H! Or better yet, a bottle of “Stool You” as this is by far the best of constipated melodramas. This is Alaska at its best, best inspirations to continue to show the world the “Lost Frontier” is a crazed impostor society that has become addicted to Palindramanomics. And with Sarah, in my book a complete failure – as are her followers, especially those that are trying to take advantage of a mental illness opportunity. So yes, send Mr. Hemorrhoid a donation, not cash, but something to fix the “Asshole”. Damn, imagine if he was under a “Union” contract?

Potatoe

Famous Quotes:

Dan Quayle's closing comments during 1992 presidential debates, running as Vice: "Do you really believe Bill Clinton will tell the truth?"

In 2000 race, Quayle attacked front runner George Bush and announced: "We do not want another candidate who needs on-the-job training".

Soon after, Bill said: “I never had sex with that woman” and not too long after that, isn't “Mission Accomplished” testement to, well dirty diapers! So not that I am a Dan “Potatoe Head” fan, but is not the proof in the fibbing? Or with Dubya, "No Kidding"?

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A bullet from the back of a bush took Medgar Evers' blood
A finger fired the trigger to his name
A handle hid out in the dark
A hand set the spark

Two eyes took the aim
Behind a man's brain
But he can't be blamed
He's only a pawn in their game

A south politician preaches to the poor white man
"You got more than the blacks, don't complain
You're better than them
You been born with white skin," they explain

And the negro's name is used, it is plain
For the politician's gain as he rises to fame
And the poor white remains on the caboose of the train
But it ain't him to blame, he's only a pawn in their game

The deputy sheriffs, the soldiers, the governors get paid
And the marshals and cops get the same
But the poor white man's
Used in the hands of them all like a tool

He's taught in his school from the start by the rule
That the laws are with him to protect his white skin
To keep up his hate so he never thinks straight
'Bout the shape that he's in, but it ain't him to blame
He's only a pawn in their game

From the poverty shacks he looks from the cracks to the tracks
And the hoof beats pound in his brain
And he's taught how to walk in a pack
Shoot in the back with his fist in a clinch

To hang and to lynch, to hide 'neath the hood
To kill with no pain like a dog on a chain
He ain't got no name but it ain't him to blame
He's only a pawn in their game

Today, Medgar Evers was buried from the bullet he caught
They lowered him down as a king
But when the shadowy sun sets on the one
That fired the gun

He'll see by his grave
On the stone that remains
Carved next to his name, his epitaph plain
Only a pawn in their game

 
Bob Dylan

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“Shut Up Bitch”

OK, it's a Sunday and schools no longer out for the summer, which means “Big Screen” sports galore from sea to shining $$$ season. With baseball now heading into the confusion of pennant wild-cards, basketball boot-camps, football warm-ups, and on and on. How come there are more Americans that understand the “Wild-card” of sports then that of the role of the U.S. Congress? Anyway, is it only American “Laughed at by the Bloke” Football that finds its players engaged in domestic violence? What about baseball, and hockey and... Look that ordeal in the elevator, it wasn't a case of domestic violence, that was cold blooded sponsorship greed targeting another human of the opposite sex! Anyway again, if football is the only America sport that finds domestic violence as a past-time when the players are off the field and away from the make-over-boob Con-Pom squad, then ban its ass! Look, I have not watched a professional “Football” game ever since Vic went to jail, after killing all those dogs. See, I was looking for an excuse to give it up anyway, as it's not a sport! I learned that from my “Bloke” friends, and I must admit they were right. So I do thank Mr. Vic, for giving me a reason to never again have an interest in watching dog killers assemble together in efforts to try and kill other humans in a fashion that is just a glorified “Pig Pile” match. But now with this domestic crap making grown men cry and others hide or sigh for relief, we no longer have any excuse but to give it up. If not, we feed into that mentality of brutality for a buck – that it's OK to hurt one another for the “Spirit of the SPORT” - which is just a $Billion$ dollar corporate scandal. Look, bleacher  seat hot dogs should not cost that much, to munch down on a beef stick filled with rat crap. Or is it the other way around, a rat crap stick.. So I ask again, is it only “Football”? Look, ever since Mr. Vic was caught, the “Sporsters” have learned a lesson, it's called the Hush Puppy! Or for those not in the know, “Shut up Bitch”, whack! Anyway, getting back to my assessment of role playing, that Americans understand more about the sport then the spat - that which comes from a “Do Nothing Congress”. Maybe we all suffer from a form of domicile violence, called politics! And like is common with domestic violence victims, we keep going back for more abuse, time after time after time. Which makes me wonder, are we starting to see an increase in violence and abuse, because of a “Do Nothing” attitude, from the halls of Congress to hotel elevators – the “Hushing” of the puppy!

Declaration of Insanity

What can I say, but...nothing as I am busy choking myself to no breath left status due the laughter! See, we are just coming to revival over the laughing gas fit when once again entertained by the Palin Family “Hummer Stretch Limo” invading the streets of Anchorage. It's the “limo” that keeps on delivering white trash, like an over-flowing Waste Management garbage truck! Yes, if you follow that Palin monstrosity when it leaves “Felony-Ville” - bed bug community of Wasilla - there is always laughter to follow what the “Grand Wasillabilly Clan” may be up too in a concerted activity to disrupt tranquility – or up against when “Put Up the Dukes” finds reason to show off how stupidity runs in the family. I guess acting stupid these days makes “loot” with all that low-life reality TV crap invading the air waves of “once intelligent” viewers. But just recently when Sarah “Mama-Brawl” showed up to a respectable family neighborhood in the “Big Wild” city to act out her fantasy as Jed Clampett's “Granny” - like in the Beverly Hillbillies - it reminded me of...sorry, I am lost for words of reason. Now, like when Sarah made it in the “Big Time”, well the weirdies continue to seep out of the woodwork and want to follow in her footsteps. What is with the Wasillabilly mentality, like the guy running for mayor and has gone on record that he wants to kill cops? Yes, the guy running for mayor of Wasilla - wherein Sarah found her beginning in the political climate of John “I'm a Black Prisoner” McCain - well this guy wants too be just like Sarah – you know what I am talking about – find credibility as a “Left” out stool-pigeon wing-nut then target innocent victims, like Gabrille Gifford found out with the pain and suffering from being listed on Sarah's “Things I Want To Hunt Down” roster and once in the “crosshairs”, boom, boom, another trophy. Yes, we have before us today another genuine Sarah Palin wannabe, a guy named Loren Means that has gone on record that he wants to “KILL COPS” and that he once planned such an attack down in Lost Wages? And he is running for mayor of Sarah's home town! I have one Simple Simon question, why is not this guy locked up? Are the prisons that crowded, maybe we can find another nation that wants to make money by incarcerating “our” white trash, as the further away this guy is from anything “American” the safer we are. Look, these are the terrorists we need to be afraid of! Not Bin Lard Ass, but the Loren Means! Look, if a cop or trooper stops this asshole today, shoot the bastard in the groin to do away with his manhood, as you have already been warned he is out to get your ass! This is wherein “Stand Your Groin” finds merit, as what this asshole Means means, it is premeditated murder! And if by this time today this early morning the troopers have not yet surrounded his compound and made an arrest in efforts to perform a castration so he can no longer breed, what has happened to law and order? I think Means must have roots from Felony-Ville, just up the road a bit from Wasilla. Honestly, when we have individuals not afraid to speak their mind about killing cops as a political advertisement when running for office, is this not a “QUILITY” verdict without a jury? No need for a trial, just ban the bum – throw away the keys! But we must look back in history, to see why this kind of rhetoric finds condonances, something we need to get a hold on before it means offering condolences to the spouses of dead “Law Abiding Men & Women” in the line of duty. No wonder cops fear for their lives and have become trigger happy. But anyway, many Alaskans and prominent political leaders, like U.S. Congressmen Don “Don't You Argue With Me” Young, they signed a PAC, called the Schaeffer Cox “Letter of Declaration” that may find fundamental reason as to what is causing today this “Kill a Cop” craze:

Letter of Declaration – April 2009

Let it be known that we, the ignorant idiots of Alaska, stand in recognition of the true principle that whenever an officer of the law abandons the purpose for which he or she has a sworn duty and becomes hostile towards that which it was once a defender of, he or she is no longer a fit steward of the police power that is inherent in the officers' duty to protect and lent to this government with strict conditions. These conditions are clearly defined in the United States Constitution and understood by the common man.

Furthermore, to the extent that our police officers violate these conditions, they nullify their own authority, at which point it is our right and duty, not as victims but as sovereign Americans, to entrust this power to new stewards who will not depart from the instructions we have given them and take matters unto our own hands.

This being the case, let it be known that should our police force seek to further seek to otherwise impose on the right that shall not be infringed, thus impairing our ability to exercise the God-given right to jerk-off in public, which precedes all human legislation and is superior to it, that the duty of us evil and fearful people will be to NOT obey the police authority but to alter or ambush that force and institute new forces laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form as to us shall seem most likely to effect our thirst for masturbation.

News' Bulletin, March 2011: Don Young's pen-pal associate in Alaska, Schaeffer Cox, was arrested along with four other idiots for plotting to kidnap and murder Alaska State Troopers and a Fairbanks judge, he is now incarcerated until 2033. Don Young is still on the loose – do not try to apprehend, in fact do not even try to engage in a conversation that involves any intelligence above a lead bullet!

 

"Sarah Mama-Brawl with Daughters"

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Poetry, where the “Love of Life” and the “Hate of Life” merge, finding no tolerance for each-other's invasion, yet pacifying each-other's existence through a chaotic melody almost understood, with rhyme without reason. ~ MSK