Obstructionism

Wow, after spending over 550000 man-hours alive on Planet Enema – a.k.a. Earth before the 113th Congress convened – it means many a World Series has come and gone wherein, praytell I finally have figured out what the “7^th Inning Stretch” is all about. See, it has nothing to do with the fans, like allowing for an extended urinalysis because of the habitual guzzling down of too much of that piss ant beer brand – a.k.a. Budweiser. Do you know what “Bud” means in German slang? “grandma's underwear”. Do you know what “weiser” means in German slang? “stinky”. So just add the definitions together and you get the point! Honestly, why drink this crap if it makes you want to piss like there was no tomorrow? So the “Stretch” is a time out so the peon workers assigned jury duty in the dugouts can pick up all the crap and litter left behind by the players who may as well have “Slob” painted on their jersey. Newsflash: And today “Slob” was indoctrinated into the Pete Rose Hall of Shame! Pete was the greatest baseball player ever to play the game! Anyway, the “stretch” is job security I guess for the waste management “above” minimum wage earners, as I am sure with the “spit” that accompanies the dugouts trashed, it can be classified as a “Love Canal” zone – so maybe the workers are allowed hazardous duty pay! Yes, it comes to you in living 3-D “phlegm” in the comfort of your living room across that super wide TV screen! Thought that blurb flying across the screen was a bird it's a plane, think twice. See, I know, as the other day after watching Sarah Palin on the FOX during her narcissist like sermon wherein the Wasillabilly Queen enlightens her lemming followers how making out with a toad means slimy business, well I consumed way to much beer watching the melodrama. I thought FOX was supposed to be news' wise intelligent? When the bimbo broadcast finds Sarah & Company teaming up, well gag me with a spoon full of kaopectate! Now during this Palin frog follies and still not having to pee - as good brew stays with you and doesn't want to be pissed away like when Congress gets a hold of the Treasury's safe combination - while in couch potato mode the other day and surfing, I found this great America sport alive and well. No not FOX's fixation with the queen and her toad, but real live baseball. And like already mentioned, these big screen “I want to take over your living room” Best Buy addictions, I was amazed at how littered the dugouts were, when the camera man focused in on the spit shooting contests of the Major Weed Players. It was unbelievable to say the least, what a bunch of pigs! I hope when they go home to their families they put this child like rivalry away. “Spit you”. “Hey, spit you to”. Yuck! But it is the dugout trash crew that takes a beating, picking up after a few innings at bat because a tripping hazard now exists, and the way professional players like to sue the fans, we must make these sacred grounds “safe” or else. How come we never see attacks on the unions of major league sports, like we see with Scott Walker trying to make us all slaves? Look, when Farve regains his consciousness and litigates the hell out of the football network - ha, ha FOX - we will pay as the price of a can of “Grandma's Stinky Underwear” will quadruple, just to pay for Farve's retirement plus! Today's litmus test puzzler: “Is Bret more brain dead then Sarah – with that I can see Russia from here bullshit moment?” Look, the trickle down theory was made possible by your representative taking bribes from yes, “Grandma's Stinky Underwear” corporation with Citizen's United taking over. See, when the supreme beings made that decision – or opinion as it is called so finds no legal standing – it appears half the court had just finished watching the Queen on the FOX so were totally confused and the other half, well maybe it was the beer! “We the People” pay for everything. We pay for prisoners to lead a life of luxury as gang members. If your dreams early on in life aspire to a “prisoner” calling, hey 3-squares a day, no sweating allowed and free “Converse”! And on special occasions non-alcoholic “grandma's.... “We the People” pay for the Congress, to lead the life of prisoners, that luxury thing for theft upon the Constitution. Yes, it all boils down to the middle class being pissed upon some more. Damn, smells like “grandma's....So maybe with the commencement of the next game, maybe a salute to the trash crew. But here comes the surreal McCoy. What's with the umping? Color blindness sneak in? But when the camera crew was not busy tracking globs of spit exhausted from the orifices of multi-million dollar majors, low and behold, members of Congress have taken up a new sport. Yes, at Saturday's gig at Busch Stadium with the Cardinals against the Bean Town Behemoths, it was House Speaker John Boehner behind the plate, and couldn't tell a strike from a ball. Mitch was on 1^st and Alaska's Don Young on 3^rd – but he was wearing a Nancy Pelosi “Rabid Skunk” mask for Halloween! And Turd Cruz was supposed be way out in left field, but he was at face blasting practice, because he wants to grow up to be just like Dick Cheney. That's what I like about Obama's affordable heath care, as Mr. Scud Crud Cruz can get that artificial heart now, has here is an individual without a heart. So we see that with Congress performing the refereeing, it was like how they perform when in session. Let's see thinks Mr. "Tanman" Boehner, a strike? What's the hand signal from the lobby constituency say about that. “Balk,” Congress' greatest asphyxiation with representation. And in the final seconds of Game 3, Boehner called “Obstruction”, because the 3^rd base player laid down on his job and the runner, some lobbyist trying to get to “K” Street in a hurry, tripped. See, like with the bad habit spitting that goes down, it is how we are treated by Congress. We look up to them, as that body is supposed to represent our intent at fulfilling our dreams - that life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. But even so, the “spit runneth over”. Our national icons in the fields of green are littered with trash and spat upon with no remorse, and when laziness gets in the way they cry foul, and then we see the true blood reaction and it's called “Obstruction”? You're OUT! And Congress is well beyond the “3-Strikes” doctrine, isn't that a ticket to that jail? Now, that would not be a waste.... as long as Sarah was made the Warden with a whip!

By Design....

Toad for a Day!

Wow, just in! FOX to air new reality show, called “Toad for a Day”, starring Toad Palin in his attempt to find Cinderballyall. I guess he finally realized that Sarah was the wicked witch of the....Lady Tremaine, or was it Madame Termite?

Alaska Was!

Let it SNOW!

Tank Farm or Ant Farm?

Workers in Valdez, Alaska, remove snow(2012) from atop a crude oil storage tank holding 500,000 Barrels.

People Please HELP!

People of My Country 'tis of Thee, when is enough truly enough? From the east coast of America: A young math teacher throat slain in Boston by a 14-year old kid. From the west coast of America: A 13-year old kid carrying a fake AK-47, killed by police! We have become so reckless, can we not just put down our fears for a time and act civil? At least during the World Series! Seriously...has civil disobedience and civil dysentery become the normal course of events upon the Red, White & Blue machine? Maybe just try for once to smile at one another instead of shooting at eachother. What motives? A dysfunctional society has no motives, as it has no clear cut goals as many think the “mission” is accomplished - we have become stagnated and it is strangling us from sea to shining sea! America has become the “Killing Fields” extraordinare and we have found ourselves on that “Dead End” round-about circus merry-go-round with “Hell” the only exit. And what exercise upon the 1^st Amendment allows for abuse upon the Constitution, with the “Quick Draw McGraw” blog-shooting gone wild, wherein you can camouflage yourself in the comfort of your home surrounded by hi-tech hi-speed “crapola” and take wack like pop shots at your fellowman – it is not in most cases a “freedom” of speech – as it surrounds itself with Palin like “HATE”! This sort of thing continues to segregate our freedoms. Why the news' media allows for this maniac revenge to rage on is a demonstration that Neanderthal behavior is modern man's corporate demensia! Yes, we forget we want to advance civilization, yet at the same time we practice a ways and means to set us back. And forget about any higher intelligent race finding those “time capsules” of value, as I am sure those things smell of corruption and are forever banned from possession. Who in hell would want to see how we live and act? And didn't we learn from our past mistakes? Sad it is, as there was hope on the horizon, until..... It brings back memories, of where we may have gone instead of gone way too wrong. Some of us were trying to head us all in the right direction, even though it appeared we were off course and ready to run “Hard Aground”, but not there yet then “BANG, Bang, Bang Bang! Like there exists a faction out there that wants failure, that “Total destruction is the only solution” kind of “mindset”. Look, there came to be a prophet in our midst, one that may have been able to keep that civil flame of “Brotherly Love” from poofing out. “Glory Be” was on the horizon, then, well the narcissists – aborted fetuses from zombie whores - invaded what was left standing at Tranquility Base and that was the foundation of our very existence, so today we see this nation has fallen overboard as that foundation has been corrupted - maybe today beyond repair. The reason we have a failed Congress! Look, Congress fails only if it is failed by the “People”. Don't blame Congress for all that is going wrong, just look in the mirror to get a glimpse of who is to blame for this mess! We are all accomplices to the crime spree wave. Back to that prophet that once upon a time was here to deliver what was needed to right all the wrongs of a dysfunctional ballot. See, Gabrielle Gifford was smart, a good looker, a hunter that cherished the 2^nd Amendment's right to bear arms and a liberal from the Madman state. With those qualities, hey move over Mr. McCain and company! But Gabrielle was a threat, as she was supposed to become this nation's 1^st “Woman President”. But she was targeted by the Wicked Witch of the North and probably attacked from behind the scenes by “Filthy Hillary” - Bill's whore piece! See, this is what has happened to America. When we have before us a middle ground thinker, that supports the 1^st and 2^nd Amendments and all the others, this is quality leadership that has the ability to mend those battered bridges we stand upon today. Too bad her passion was cut short, by a short-circuited nymphomaniac. Yes, John McCain unleashed Godzilla's “Montezuma's” revenge, when he decided to bring a bimbo aboard his sinking ship during the 2008 “I'm a black prisoner” race. Yes, I can be frank and honest and correct that the reason today we see Gabrielle struggling to regain consciousness, it was due to a jealous sore looser named Sarah Palin. OK, so I take back what I said about the “Filthy” one, maybe she is innocent! And why Palin was never arrested as an accomplice in that massacre down in Arizona a few years ago, it goes to show that Texas is winning the battle being fort and wants to turn this nation into the old west shoot'm up statutory night special every night special edition of Nazi Germany! Instead of the gas chambers, our streets and our schools have been turned into asphyxiating nightmares. And Sarah still prances around like she has a toad stuck up her twart. I'm serious, she is a bimbo bitch and has done no good for this country. When she was affiliated with that web-site called SARAHPACS, that site posted a U.S. map that held Gabrielle in the cross-hairs of the sights of a deadly and lethal hunting weapon, what do you expect, as you are asking and looking for trouble. Sarah killed Gabrielle's chance at the White House, because she was angry that there was another woman in Uncle Sam's life, a good looker that had a brain, and was about to surrender away forever Palin's piss & vinegar - away for good. Yes, Sarah is an accomplice and should have been escorted off to the sing-sing loony-toon farm. But we act as if it were some nut-case, that visited those Palin “sites” with the “sights” of destruction, and then was summoned to do the “Dirty Harry” deed, and the real instigators go free. That is what is wrong today! When you put his scenario into the DaVinci “Time Backwards” Machine, you see a civil society that does not tolerate this kind of hate rhetoric and political blasphemy. In that “re-wind” results from the DaVinci “code”, after the massacre, Palin is lead off in chains, through the streets where once obedient now angry citizens are allowed to rock Palin to a brain dead state, which doesn't take but a flea-bitten monkey pebble, as she was already brain washed dead to begin with. But that is what was supposed to happen, but we have not come a long way even though we have come a long way. For better or worse, just look at Gabrielle today, from who she is today to what she could have been, the answer to our problems here in the Heartland, well praytell it is not difficult to comprehend. And maybe, maybe that “screwup” by James Taylor during the opening of game II of the World Series was supposed to inflict a subliminal message, as America was at one time “Oh, so beautiful”, until the “bombs bursting in air” - the killing spree of today - made it so “UGLY”. We will know when we have learned from our mistakes and another new dawn is on the horizon, the day when Sarah wakes up and turns herself in to the authorities, that is when we can begin to fix what is ailing! Until then....Thanks Gabrielle, for caring and trying!

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