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Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Rare Trump


I Swear...


Wow, Anthony Weiner and Bill Clinton in the same damn place - sex scandal buddy system?  Look out Philadelphia, moms double lock the little girls bedroom door. The affiliation is soylent, maybe Jeffrey Epstein was also in attendance the Democratic National Convention. And it is true that during this convention and just like how the Olympic officials react, the passing out of condoms. For the Olympian, 42 rubbers each lap. In the DNC case, Debbie Wasserman Shultz had a 3D printer with edible ingredients pumping out condoms at the rate of 1000 per day, because she knew Bill was in town with Weiner. And to hear Bill's tragic epitaph of how he screwed over Hillary...people were teary eyed!  Look, had Hillary disemboweled Bill way back when, she would have today my vote. See, we gave her that opportunity. But because she hung on to Bill for her own selfish political aspirations while Bill slept around and let us not forget, how many trips about the "Lolita Ex[press" - Epstein's whore house in the sky wherein 14-year old girls were raped - yes Bill was on that plane numerous times and on three occasions denied his secret service detail. "Don't need a weatherman to tell" what was going on while Hillary was busy as Secretary of State. I could see it in Bill's eyes during his "I'm Sorry Hillary" as he is not telling the truth and he knows the truth is but a suggestion like a blinking traffic light, as he was trembling realizing that one day he will run out of excuses. The DNC mascot, the dildo and maybe it was Hillary that John Lennon was referring to, this "Woman, is the NIGGER of the World"...think about it! Get a grip America as today we have no viable candidates to be the next Commander-in-Chief. Let's hope the "Do Nothing Congress" acts, and when in session on January 6th, that objections abound both Houses and cause for a time-out wherein we get that grip and realize we have been taken for a joy ride by the Trumps and Clintons. Time to boycott this election, as "We the People" have that power. It is time each state of this "UNION", through the executive order yielded by the governor, to declare each candidate "disqualified" and allow the electoral vote to be also disqualified. Then the Constitution will decide on what is best for us!

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you

The "DNC" Mascot

Monday, July 25, 2016

Debbie Does Philadelphia


Wow, so Debbie Wasserman Shultz has the clap, and is no longer the DNC throat choking exhibitionist, and will step down after caught "burning" Bernie through the DNC "Approved" "BSD Blaster". Fall gal...

I'm FIRED?

Friday, July 22, 2016

Fuck YOU Hillary Clinton

Dear Hillary, I am NOT thrilled, and maybe the RNC chant was a reality "Lock You Up". First and foremost, I represent 22% of the Bernie VOTE. So guess what? OK, Hillary just lost, Michael Moore's prediction of a running mate was right, TRUMP WILL WIN! What women's rights with Tim Kaine?  Maybe Mrs. Grandma Clinton wants to be a many nanny grandmother to Bill's illegitimate "Lolita Express" children. And to say she needed an altar boy? WTF, as Monsignor Lamb also needed an altar boy, after school for anal sex - Saint Leo the Great, Pawtucket Rhode Island. In fact, maybe I will vote for TRUMP. Take that back, NOT a MAYBE. Hillary, you threw us under the Bozo Bus, in efforts to pick up Cruz No-Shows, as it appears you will do anything to get in that Oval Office - so you can finally clean up Bill's ejaculation wall stains. Here it is in a nutshell, Hillary had to pick another woman to win this election, she blew it, because she does not want to compete with another woman so close to the pulse. Why? Spousal abuse, and testament that John Lennon was right, "Woman is the Nigger of the world" and today we see Hillary supporting that role model continuation. Presidential material?

Dear Hillary

Who the fromunder is Tim Kaine? 

Bernie and Elizabeth,

 My write in VOTE!

"Bastard Child" Consequences

"if there were a God. Which there isn't"


Jesus replied, "I tell you the truth, Stephen - this very night, before the rooster crows, you will deny three times that you even know me."

The Day After Pill

Trump's 1st public appearance following the RNC:
"Donald Rudolf Trump - Before & After RNC"

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Thanks Donald Jane Trump

Handout from the 2016 Republican National Convention:


RNC Recap in a Nutshell

Day#1 - Delegates undergo Trump "Loyalty" test - "Do You Denounce My Will and Wall?
"Hell NO!"

Day#2 - Chris Christie looking for a place to take a 10-pound crap after eating 100-pounds of crab.


Day#3 - Donald gets the point across to VP Mike Nonsense


Day#4: He's IN! For more then he thinks,


The Trump & Pence ticket, a re-make of 
Stanley Kubrick's
 "A Clockwork Orange"...

Duck Crap

Republican National Convention delegates, Brothers Phil Roberston and Omar Rahman discuss Ted Cruz's NON-ENDORSEMENT of Donald Rudolf Trump.

"Cruz, you LOST, We Won!"

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Happy B-Day Bush Rat


Tuesday, July 19, 2016

* MelaniaVIRUS ALERT *

As was reported earlier: 11 sickened by NoroVIRUS outbreak at Republican National Convention. According to the CDC, it was the MelaniaVIRUS, not the Noro and an ALERT correction requested. Wow, and the Melania Trump plagiarizing speech writers have been identified. Both are prison inmates that are part of Trump's re-habilitation program called "In the Pen, Take to the Pen":

RNC Speech Writers Under Heat for "Plagiarizing"

But the best explosive diarrhea of the mouth came from notorious Obama hater Mayor Giuliani. He was quoted as saying Donald John Trump is like Ronald Reagan? Dear Orangejuliusani, Ronald Reagan was an actor, a good actor, not an auditioning "Monkey Man" imbecile.

The Clinton "Thread"

Wow, can it still be true? A few weeks ago we stood in awe as FBI director James Comey read off what appeared to be an indictment targeting Hillary Rodham Clinton. Then in the end of his testimony on what the FBI had discovered investigating the Clinton "Private Server", he throws in the towel and came closure to the $7-million dollar blunder. And those that worked on this case had to understand a "gag order". No indictment, just a reference to Hillary's "Extreme Carelessness" when operating through a "Private" net-work supposedly unknown by the State Department - when Hillary was acting Secretary. So what happened in the face of enough evidence to indict that ham sandwich? Simple, the G-Men had to retreat, due the fact they had been spying on the Clinton's and had infiltrated the "Server" and knew all that was going on - and never stopped it. This G-Men espionage had been going on for some time, the reason the FBI was able to re-create the supposedly "wiped" server, as copies of all transactions in and out of the Chappaqua server were being archived. They had the goods already. Why any indictment went south even with circumstantial evidence of violations, well even J. Edgar Hoover cannot infringe on the rights of citizens. Not in this day and age unless there is a "Tread" that such activities pose a harm. It was a "Private Server", hands off! See, Clinton's IT guru Pagliano was a spy for the G-Men, and this stake-out of the Clinton's had been going on, as Uncle Sam was following Bill's fingerprints and affiliation to the questionable Bill with Hillary with Chelsea charitable foundation. So we got caught red-handed violating a U.S. citizens "privacy" - BUSTED! That is why Hillary has laughed down this entire fiasco, she knew damn well that if an indictment, that an appeal would have opened up a can of worms and sent many government employees to Sing Sing. It wasn't Putin or Guccifer that hacked into Bill & Hillary's lifestyle, it was Uncle Sam. That is the same reason Jeffery Epstein got off the hook, as the Clinton's now hold us hostage. Imagine, if the world found out that the U.S. Government spied on its own ex-presidents? So "Ace in the Hole", you botchya. More to come.


"I Have Been Violated"

Monday, July 18, 2016

My Trump & Pence Poster


America's Ignorance

When we see a Donald John Trump heading up the GOP convention  vs. Hillary Rodham Clinton heading up the DNC convention, this grudge match venue should NOT be for the next President of these United States. It is an overthrow of this Nation's Constitutional conviction. But it goes to show our "Ignorance". Both candidates have ties to behaviors that of King George III, when this nation finally went sick and tired and thus the reason we celebrate July 4th, our "Declaration of Independence". So, what we have before us today is a candidates' debate that wants to be "King", another the "Queen". If we let the ballots signal this arrest the "British are coming back, the British are coming back", then we have chastised our very own declaration of "Freedom".

When Hillary Rodham Clinton was in the position of acting Secretary of State, through the use of a "Private server" she called together close confidants, placed them in uncomfortable situations and distant from the public record for the purpose of "fatiguing" the system of "Government Transparency"  -   one of the reasons our Founding Fathers declared war on England was but for this same dereliction, with respect this commonality to acts of omission in-line with King George III, it makes Mrs. Clinton "Disqualified" from the U.S. Presidency:

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. 

The building of a "WALL" prevents the population of States, obstructs the naturalization of foreigners and Trump has insisted he will pass legislation that bans the migration - for reasons consistent with the "Declaration of Independence" that commonality to acts of repression in-line with King George III makes Mr. Trump  "Disqualified" from the U.S. Presidency:

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.


"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness", yet today it appears the Trump & Hillary pursuit is for "power" above and beyond. We must stop this tyrant movement towards the White House. DO NOT VOTE, instead on November 8th stage a boycott, if you are a "True American". In the meantime, we can force into effect the powers of the Constitution wherein the interim President will be Paul Ryan, the VP taken over by Orrin Hatch, at least some semblance of statesmen this nation can live with until such time candidates come forward that meet the standards, of being "For All the People". The "Declaration of Independence" is under attack, by Trump and Clinton, and if either succeeds - we crash and burn our heritage!

Sunday, July 17, 2016

$MILLION$ Buck Challenge

Your Hired!  Imagine what freedom, if all of a sudden you were in the line-up for a $Million$ Uncle Buck reward! Yes indeed, as riches awaits any honorable, distinguishable or not Internal Revenue Service agent that can deliver to me the Income Tax reports for Donald John Trump - 2000 through 2015. Look, precedence has been set, nothing is confidential even if "marked" so and if you get caught delivering the goods for the "good" of this nation, just claim "Extreme Carelessness".  Not only will you bath in luxury with the bounty, you will be recognized as a "National Hero", with invites to interviews on FOX-CNN-MSNBC and maybe a role in a new documentary by Mr. Moore, called the "Trumpeter Swine". So any able bodied IRS agent that wants to make sure this nation is not corrupted by individuals that have made every attempt to screw over the merits behind the income taxation upon earned income, remember this troubling fact not fiction. Trump would have been the candidate of choice Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols. And I also have another handsome ransom awaiting as a challenge dumpster diving expedition. Any governor of the brotherhood of the Republican Governors Association that signs an executive order banning Hillary Rodham Clinton's namesake from appearing on the November 2016 ballot, due "Disqualified" for numerous violations of Federal law wherein the G-Men are too damn lame and inept to confront her with such violations and appropriate sanctions, well that challenge will be rewarded by an award of untraceable re-election money. That's right, loot which will be funneled to the "War Chest" of those that see too it Clinton's name does not appear on any state ballot and she can survive a run at the office merely as a write-in candidate - which makes it all legal as no laws will be broken. Yes, this loot is made available in efforts to sabotage both candidates run for the 45th President of the United States, even if it means that on January 20th next year a vacancy, wherein Paul Ryan and Orin Hatch succeed Obama and Biden for the interim until such time we have candidates that represent the Constitutional powers over Constipational promises. As when this is all we have, a crazed man that refuses to show us his tax returns because he most likely manipulated every damn loophole and pays a big fat "zero" for his riches, along with an "extremely careless" brat that doesn't understand the law we all must abide by in efforts to secure the future for our sons and daughters, we must act as a whistle-blowing militia and take matters unto our own "We hold these truths to be self-evident" with respect to our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness heritage. So, I make this duality  challenge, upon any IRS agent and dedicated GOP governor in good standing his or her state to take action, as the nation cannot survive without your intervention, wrong or right. And as you collect that reward, those bounty "bucks", you can be singing the sweet sound of success: "They're gonna put me in the movies, they're gonna make a big star out of me..."is yours for taking action as it is monumental and deserves recognition those willing to disrupt a movement that if not stopped will disrupt the Constitution and our Founding Father's conviction.

"Shove this up your Income Tax Dress Code"
Donald John Trump
The "Loophole KING"


Tim McVeigh - "Trump's Me Man"

"Shove these up your Carelessness Dress Code"
Hillary Rodham Clinton
The "Extreme Careless QUEEN"

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Jill Stein Still Green

Now that Bernie Sanders has been called out at home-plate at the bottom of the 9th by an umpire in bed with the Clinton's, I am casting my vote for the "Green Party", namely Jill Stein. And "but for" a signal reason all salt-of-the-earth middle-class bread winners should find a similar conviction. If you are raising a family, take note. Yes, a conviction to vote in an individual that is in it for US. Jill has set a mandate that as the 45th President, by the year 2030 the United States be 100% "Green Energy". California is well on its way to reaching this goal, as are other states taking note and investing an interest as it is paying off big time. Why so? Because of a single fact, it creates thousands of jobs and with a depressed oil price still bothering Tony the Tiger, many seasoned workers of all trades are now transitioning to "SOLAR". I witnessed this migration in southern California wherein oil rough-necks from the Bakersfield jumped ship, in Texas also this mutiny away from the "Black Gold"  - wherein once upon a time any talk of "Solar" in the "Lone Star" was in line to the distrust the subject of Jade Helm! Due the amount of work, the solar industry is having a tough time finding workers, and the projects keep coming and are getting bigger and bigger. A year ago, the common size for a solar site was 20000000 watts - enough electricity to energize 13000 middle-class homes. Today, we are talking a 4-fold increase, upwards 100000000 watts to power 50-thousand neighborhood homes, generated by the sun! There are hundreds of projects on the drawing boards, in the permitting stages, already providing equal opportunity employment. From truck drivers, to welders, electricians, weather men - you name it as this infrastructure takes a lot of it all. This infrastructure is intense, unlike conventional fossil fueled power plants, the foot-print is much larger, which means it takes extensive amounts of equipment to extract energy from the sun. From ground work, to mechanical considerations, to electrical hook-ups and then some. It creates jobs in all the disciplines. And because it is generally build at remote locations in efforts to support the grid, it provides work where work has been missing for a long, long time. And because of such interest, the technologies are advancing overnight, invigorating the "Mother of Invention" like we have not seen since the space race necessity. Yes, from the younger hi-tech gurus to "Grumpy Old Men" like electricians, a new work frontier has emerged. Look, manufacturing will never come back to this nation wherein it benefits the employment ranks, as we cannot compete labor cost wise with other cheap-skate nations, and things are moving towards "robotics" anyway. So even if we did have an opportunity or willingness to bring back the production lines, it doesn't create jobs. So what the presidential hopefuls on the "Left" & "Right" are telling you, it ain't going to happen with respect to manufacturing jobs. So, based on the fact that Jill has targeted the "Green Energy" here in the homeland as a goal, this will create jobs for so many that it will then invite new modes of transportation, new industries and promote sustainable growth right here in the Homeland - the reason after 12-years the only thing the bipartisan Congress would agree on is extending the "Sunshine" tax credit, as the momentum behind a self-sustaining infrastructure, which is here to stay. Yes, Congress has seen the benefit in "Solar", as it creates jobs, which makes people happy and they keep that cushion office! Maybe this movement is finally taking hold, in comes the new and out goes the "Greed Energy". Time to vote "GREEN", if you care about your sons and daughters "FUTURE".

Picture's Worth?

Yes, a picture is worth a thousand words...today's 2016 Presidential contenders enjoying the weekend before the "Conventions from Hell".

Bill & Hillary discuss something.

Donald & VP Mike take a friendly morning walk.

The re-make of "A Clockwork Orange" coming  to an Oval Office near you, with a little Soylent Green added in for flavor!

Friday, July 15, 2016

Fast Edie & Sleazy Sadie

Fromunder, that's what the 2016 presidential rat race is all about. Fromunder? Go for a long run, bike ride or other exercise that generates plenty of sweat. Now do a Mary Katherine Gallagher, from the crotch -  the stench is what Donald Dulcolax vs. Hillary Kaopactate means for our sovereignty, it stinks BAD. Is this all we have? Why are other nations laughing? So, if either one the winner takes it all away, this is what it means as it will be a re-defining of Lincoln - Then vs. Now!


What's the Buzz

"What's the buzz tell me what's a happening" repeat after me..."What's the buzz tell me what's a happening". Time to celebrate, hallelujah for the second month in a row, TSA beats Starbucks in achieving its goal of passing along passengers through security faster than the time it takes ordering a damn cup of coffee! Way to go TSA!

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Great American - July 14th


Wart's UP

Pathetic, that the Hillary Clinton camp is bothered by the fact Bernie Sanders is still in the running, upset that he still gets Secret Service protection on the Taxpayers' dime? And he didn't really endorse Hillary, like one would expect when throwing in the towel following a mind-bending expedition - going where no righteous contender had ever gone before, "For the People". And in comparison, how much does it cost the U.S. middle class when Bill Clinton entertains his time with Jeffrey Epstein, when Hillary's trusted companion boards the Lolita Express? It's the "Whore House on High", a private jet equipped with beds for group sex, owned by convicted pedophile pervert Epstein. FAA records indicate that Hillary's "Stand By Your Man" Bill hitched 22 rides on the "Express" and several without his security detail, the Clinton legacy of the energizer bunny lying machine mentality admits to only 11 junkets - tell enough lies it sounds truthful. Now I never minded the fact that Bill hung out with Johnny Dip and Keith Richards, but friends with a pedophile pervert that owned a sex slave camp on an island with no laws? OK, here it is in a nutshell: "In 2006, the FBI launched a federal probe into allegations that Epstein and his personal assistants had used facilities of interstate commerce to induce girls between the ages of 14 and 17 to engage in illegal sexual activities.” Interstate Commerce - a.k.a. I'm screwing on a jet plane! But here is my take on why the DNC and its fan club are moving too damn fast on this Hillary for 2016 fascination. Say on November 7th, on the eve of casting that vote for the 45th Commander-in-Chief, wart if a victim of the "Lolita Express" named Alice comes forward with "twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence...pictures of the approach, the getaway, the northwest corner, the southwest corner, and that's not to mention the aerial photography" and claims inappropriate behavior by the sex-president? There is no defense, and Hillary is guilty by association. Any American that would still cast a vote for Hillary with Bill once again on the hot-seat extramarital affairs, well you don't deserve the luxury of that "Right", as that vote for Hillary is just another guilt by association. I hope Bernie stays close to the phone, as the show ain't over yet, not until that "Truth" plane touches down and it is running on fumes!

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

This Badge Called "COURAGE"

I can retire, pray tell not at ease, 
the long and winding road this day has offered -
both you and I sea to shining sea.

Burdened by cops killing them, them killing cops.
Riots as a nightcap, tiring some more my lost dreams of peace,
forevermore gone, "My Country 'Tis of Thee" onto the morbid shadows.
In the darkest of such nights, what solace, in belief of a tomorrow.

Eye of the swarm, this storm called racism.
Eye for an eye,  triggered frustration, anger totes revenge.
The bullet once again beckons the Red, White and Blue trademark,
the reckoning voice to get even, a nation united for destruction.

And when "morning has broken like the first morning", the truth -
"It's the home of police who kill black boys on mopeds".
So troubling, our Independence is today but a Deliverance in sin.
By night fall again, I "Shot the Sheriff" like a "Bombs bursting in air" anthem
and "every cop is a criminal, all the sinners saints".

But when push comes to shove,
America draws on its promise land.
As by the "dawns early light, what so proudly we hailed", united are we,
to find a "Come Together" to "Give Peace a Chance".

From officer to honorable officer to citizens all walks upon life -
We the People, a promise that "Our" courage to unite, was still there.
Then conquer we must, this racism,
"o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!"

Monday, July 11, 2016

Reasonable Insanity?

No longer is it fashionable, the "dog ate me homework", as the government approved excuse of "Extremely Carless, I'm Sorry" is what Hillary has used to "Trump" the Fiddo late night eating binge. See, Bill was "extremely careless" with Monica and the other Oval Office called-to-their-kneepads women. Bill was "extremely careless" when he boarded the "Pedophile Whore House on High" owned by convicted sex-pervert Jeffrey Epstein.  And it is "extreme careless" that Hillary has put up with this bratoholic swine for so long thus allowing the setting back of "women's rights", way back to the early 70's when John Lennon sang out loud, "Woman is the nigger of the world". It gives the "N" word its true meaning, not a color specific denial of rights, but an atrocity on how we treat the female race that which bear our children, our next generation - so despicable we are this human companion.  Hillary Rodham Clinton, the "poster child" outcome of such abuse, like a Doctor Jekyll experiment gone insane. And now we have reason for continued abuse, as the "Reasonable Person" doctrine finds new meaning today, wherein "Extremely Careless" finds a reasonable excuse acceptable by the G-Men. So, if good enough for Hillary, good enough for us - this cover-your-ass excuse condoned by none other than the FBI, the king-pin crime fighting bossman has compromised the past presence under the "We Always Get Our Man", the J. Edgar Hover mind-over what matters machine. It makes, well crime now an accepted virtue of American life to the point other nations are warning tourists the risks of coming here for a visit, as "crime" is something we can all get away with now that precedence has been set. In fact, I may stop paying taxes, and when Mr. Revenue comes knocking, I will just plead the "New 5th Dimension" of "Extremely Careless, I'm Sorry". And I can say this with confidence even under oath. Thank You Hillary, as being of such influence, being of such wealth, being of such weakness you have a ways and means to make change we all must now abide by, the criminal element finds new meaning. And just in for Today:

Ambulance Driver gets lost transporting dying man
Reason? Extremely Careless

Delta Plane lands at wrong airport
Reason? Extremely Careless

Florida Man torches bunny that bit him
Reason? Extremely Careless

Wow, and Charles Manson appeals life sentence, based on "New Reasonable Person" doctrine which uses the "Extremely Careless" as the guiding factor...which makes any intent just a careless nothing.

The "REASONABLE PERSON"

{ Extremely Careless is Me Name }


Hillary Rodham Clinton's Presidential Theme Song:

Sympathy for the Devil?

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a bosom woman of wealth and waste
I've been around for a long, long fear
Stole many a voter's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Epstein's whores
Had their moment of sodomy and pain
Made damn sure that Bill
Washed his hands and zippered his away

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Pagliano
When I saw it was a time for a server
Killed the Flowers saved her miseries
As Monica screamed in vain

I fooled the Sanders' prank
Then held a general's wank
When the blitzkrieg raped
And this American sank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my fame, oh yeah

I watched with greed
While the blacks and whites
Fought a ten dollar wage
For the goods they made

I shouted out,
"Who killed the inVincible?"
When after all
It was you know me

Let me please castrate myself
I'm a woman of wealth and waste
And I laid traps for trumpadours
Who get mauled before they reached pornpay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, lazy

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every Oval whore is a criminal
And all the boners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Jucifer

Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politics
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down

Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name

Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who

Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name

Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who

Oh, yeah

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Alaska License Plate

Preferred by the "Bush Rats"!
A.K.A. Us True Alaskans

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Price of Extremely Careless

It was a Sucker Punch, landed with a blow that seems to have affected us all, still dizzy after all these years, seeing double this jeopardy. So, Hillary Clinton was "Extremely Careless", but not to the point that a "Reasonable Prosecutor" could prove beyond a doubt, some guilt consistent within the criminal arena - a.k.a. cell block OJ. OK, I have talked to 1000 prosecutors that laugh at this comedy from the FBI chief. Anyway, it stems from the "Reasonable Person" doctrine that lawyers learn about in that 1st day in the classroom, so it appears FBI Comey was not absent kindergarten, but out for recess during his jurisprudence college tour. Just like Congress, recess! Accordingly: Reasonable Person Doctrine - A phrase frequently used in the courts to denote a hypothetical person in society who exercises average care, skill, and judgment in conduct and who serves as a competent standard for determining liability with negligence. No, Bill Clinton does not fit the mold, but may have been used as a treaty to exonerate his abused wife - John Deutch ring a bell of guilt? Anyway, in reality the FBI finding Hillary was "Extremely Careless" will bring her "Still NOT Trustworthy After All These Years" effort to the hilt and she will never become this nation's...maybe Commander-in-Thief! So, on the 4th of July a news' hound still "free" went unbiased and offered up a "Test", to see how Constitutional savvy we really are. Questions like how many Senators senile...how many members of Congress AWOL...how many terms for a president...things of that nature. I passed, so it said I was eligible as an immigrant. I was born here. So here is the "True Patriotic Test", and if Hillary can pass it, I rest my case and support her carelessness. It cost the U.S. Taxpayers nearly $15-million for the FBI to investigate the "Private Server", and in the end we ended up with, well the price of carelessness should not be a burden on our kids. So, Hillary is worth $32-Million. By agreeing to pay back the United States "Citizens" for her "Private" shenanigans, that is the True Test of Patriotism. Pay up, or my vote will be...well, "Extremely Careless". I guess we could call it mere "negligence", but I think in Hillary's case it is more in line to un-patriotic behavior, so NO never my vote. And the next time the IRS knocks on your door, just tell them your late tax payment was merely, "Extreme Carelessness", as today we all have a "Get Out of Jail Free", thanks to Hillary. So yes indeed, this was the "Sucker Punch", a greater harm then any indictment could have done, as any criminal citation would have burdened the system even more and today, well her credibility is like that of her husband's romances, as that too was merely "Extreme Carelessness" - the Clinton "Trademark".
"I Extremely Careless, so what!"

Monday, July 4, 2016

Time for States' Rights?

The following "Executive Order Request" was filed before the governor of the State of Alaska, on July 4th, 2016. The intent is to start a "State's Right" nation-wide movement, that which denies Hillary Rodham Clinton's name from appearing on any U.S. Presidential ballot, due her ignorance in following the rules and regulation as promulgated under the U.S. Constitution.

To:     Honorable Bill Walker
            Governor for the State of Alaska
From:           John & Jane Doe 1 through 10000
Subject: Request for Consideration for Executive Order - Banning Hillary Rodham Clinton's name from appearing on any State of Alaska Ballot for President of the United States, now and forever.
Date: July 4th, 2016

Dear Honorable Bill Walker;
It is with this correspondence, a request for action through your executive authority  to deliberate and find cause for such action under such authority, such action through an Executive Order that restores order, by denying that Hillary Rodham Clinton's name appear on any state ballot for the Office of the United States Presidency - now and forever. Case in Point: Hillary Rodham Clinton has pled guilty, admitted some semblance of guilt through numerous time tested assurances to the public, a violation under 18 USC 2071. A report from the State Department's Inspector General also finds evidence a violation under this "Code", by Hillary Rodham Clinton. The U.S. Government is investigating these violations through the investigative branch of the FBI, but may be unable to reach a consensus for sentencing Mrs. Clinton under such act due circumstances beyond the government's control - namely political. Even though the latter circumstances may serve to thwart justice by justice not being served, it may be up to the States of the Union to individually try, or deny, for such violations. A violation of 18 USC 2071 finds an individual "Disqualified form holding any office under the United States", this includes the office of the U.S. President. An EO is required through the states, acting in the capacity of "State's Rights", as to allow Hillary Rodham Clinton no sentencing a violation this act in her capacity as Secretary of State, it sets a precedence that could adversely affect the culture those dealing with the Federal government. This action is needed, as if the Federal government cannot promote a policy with ramifications when violations occur, then it is up to the states to reign in on such demonstrated dereliction, in efforts at preserving the dignity and sovereignty of the states, including Alaska. We should not and cannot allow a perpetrator, we cannot condone a violation under 18 USC 2071 with leniency, especially if running for the position as Commander-in-Chief. Said again, when we find that the United States Government is derelict in its orchestrating sentencing for violations, we must resort to order through the states - and that power rests with the governor. Any denial this request could set precedence that could find and allow irreparable damage. Please take this request under serious consideration and sign an Executive Order that bans Hillary Rodham Clinton's name from appearing on the State of Alaska "Presidential Ballot" for 2016 and/or any future appearances, for a violation under 18 USC 2071 - as this would demonstrate the intent of the law, a "Disqualification" on the state level, which you Sir have control upon, and a duty.

With all due respect, submitted by S. Pam McGee for John & Jane Doe 1 through 10000.

Saturday, July 2, 2016

American IQ

Here it is, the 4th of July and "We the People" are swindle busted again! What a disgrace, as this is truly Un-American, please pass the sweet-corn! I am talking the American IQ under duress once again, as the Clinton's just pulled the wool again, and again, and again and again. "Good morning America how are ya", I am a native son but have been cast head-first into the son-of-a-bitch cesspool, into believing the meeting between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch was a coincidence, please pass the potato salad. Mind my manners talking while chewing, the Attorney General of the United States was set-up, as the Clinton's have been setting up the Obama administration since inception of the "Homebrew Server". This meeting was not a coincidence by any stretch of the imagination, it was a carefully planned maneuver in efforts to "shat" on the American justice system some more. Watermelon, no thanks! See, castrate the investigation, pollute the investigatory effort, that was the reason this interference by Bill - in efforts to cast doubt upon the Obama administration, as it is all the Clinton's have left - Hail Mary interference. See, it had to be a "Hillary for 2016" plot in front of America's very own eyes. Else it would not have worked, as a phone call doesn't get the fan fare fascination that was required this type of hype plan to heist decency, to be able to boycott any recommendation that comes from the Justice over what Hillary was up too with the use of a dildo dial tone phone, giving Uba an ear-full, whatever her name for saken. Yes, the Bill & Hillary show knows what's at stake, as it is only Obama that holds the "Deck of Thrones" with the "Get Out of Jail Free" card, and I have a feeling that Hillary has not earned such a release as Obama is not stupid. See, it boils down to this. Bill was spying on Hillary, as he had access to her private parts which means Bill was spying on the SOS. Bill and Hillary, a remake of the Rosenberg conspiracy! OK, not that bad but bad enough Bill & Hillary should retire to Area 51. But today we have been given the opportunity once again to test our American IQ, thinking this was not a planned attack upon the decency of the Obama administration. The Clinton's have nothing to lose throwing Obama under their Bozo bus mentality. Anybody, any American that believes this was not a planned attempt to belittle Loretta Lynch and the Justice Department, well please take a bow, as your IQ is nothing short a bowel movement. I would wager my 4th of July over-time pay that the Clinton lawyers have already penned an objection to whatever the Justice Department recommends, as a ways and means to delay any bounty hunter trying to get a subpoena to Hillary. Desperadoes waiting on a plane? Let's hope so, ConAir! Wow it's official, Hillary enjoying 4th at her Chappaqua home, answering to the FBI, where the "Private Server" was located - scene of the crime! And soon we will hear, "Not Guilty" as "We the People" are no longer served, but screwed over, which means the time for "Revolution" is at hand, please pass the mustard!

"On AMERICA"

BANGLADESH, BANGLADESH

Only the words of a "Great" poet can defend our sadness:

SONG OF BANGLADESH 
(Words and Music by Joan Baez)
Bangladesh, Bangladesh 
Bangladesh, Bangladesh
 
When the sun sinks in the west
 
Die a million people of the Bangladesh
The story of Bangladesh 
Is an ancient one again made fresh
 
By blind men who carry out commmands
 
Which flow out of the laws upon which nation stands
 
Which is to sacrifice a people for a land
Bangladesh, Bangladesh 
Bangladesh, Bangladesh
 
When the sun sinks in the west
 
Die a million people of the Bangladesh
Once again we stand aside 
And watch the families crucified
 
See a teenage mother's vacant eyes
 
As she watches her feeble baby try
 
To fight the monsoon rains and the cholera flies
And the students at the university 
Asleep at night quite peacefully
 
The soldiers came and shot them in their beds
 
And terror took the dorm awakening shrieks of dread
 
And silent frozen forms and pillows drenched in red
Bangladesh, Bangladesh 
Bangladesh, Bangladesh
 
When the sun sinks in the west
 
Die a million people of the Bangladesh
Did you read about the army officer's plea 
For donor's blood? It was given willingly
 
By boys who took the needles in their veins
 
And from their bodies every drop of blood was drained
 
No time to comprehend and there was little pain
And so the story of Bangladesh 
Is an ancient one again made fresh
 
By all who carry out commands
 
Which flow out of the laws upon which nations stand
 
Which say to sacrifice a people for a land

Bangladesh, Bangladesh 
Bangladesh, Bangladesh
 
When the sun sinks in the west
 
Die a million people of the Bangladesh