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Saturday, March 26, 2016

“WE'RE IN”!

When Alaska lost its status as a “Territory” and gained “Statehood”, it was the “We're In” headline that caught the attention of the lower-48. Mention “We're In” and you arouse an Alaskan's bragging rights. But maybe it is time to place aside what that sigh of relief meant for territorial Alaskans, as today it finds new meaning. Today, or soon to be, the slogan finds a resurrection as “Bernie Sanders'” new motto, meaning something ugly for his competitor is coming fast & furious down the pike and about to sink the ship – of fools. See, there is a rumor from the “Beltway” that Hillary is being summoned to what is going on behind closed doors with the FBI investigation, with respect to the “Private Server”. And what she laughed foolhardily upon a few weeks ago, before the server guy was granted “prosecutional immunity”, well maybe it is still true that when reality push comes to shove “he who laughs last laughs best”! Accordingly Hillary will soon announce she is stepping away from the 2016 contention and use “Health” concerns as an excuse – this is the plea bargain that is being orchestrated as a “Good Will Hunting” gesture, in efforts to close forever the investigation challenging any wrongdoing by Hillary while acting in the capacity of Secretary of State. And to be honest, I believe this is the best approach to take, just go away. NO jail time, NO fine, just leave us alone. Take Bill & Chelsea and retire and make good what the “Bill, Hillary & Chelsea Foundation” was supposed to be all about, charity towards the needy instead of charity towards the greedy – those that contributed to that foundation based not on loyalty to human care-giving but hoping to get a payback opportunity with some buddy legislation if and when Hillary went seated in the “Oval Office”. So, sayonara Hillary, and Bill. Which means “WE'RE IN”! It has been noticeable the past few days, as instead of her jolly “I screwed you” smile and “I'm above the law” along with the sad fact she was way ahead in the delegate count due slime “Supers” - which includes loyal husband Bill's vote - well the entire Clinton family today shows signs of fatigue. And it cannot be due pressures from campaigning, as 74-year old Bernie was out in front of a crowd 15000+ strong at Safeco Field in Seattle, on a Friday night and full of energy – along with supporters just as loud and proud. That's when the little bird informed Bernie that Hillary was toast. So, yes “We Are In” and the other side of the coin finds “They're OUTraged” so deserving.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Wow, Judge SARAH-VISION

So Sarah Palin is to become the next “Judge Judy”. Take the Jerry Springer show and mix it with the “Soylent Green” plot along with the entire IQ of the “The Alaska Bush Family”, well this formula finds Judge SARAH-VISION! So, we have been leaked what her 1st episode will be all about, wherein she downs a judge's robe, sits high above the crowd and referees some pretty mind boggling situations. See, a guy named Jared Lee Loughner is serving 7-consecutive life terms for trying to assassinate U.S. Representative Gabrielle Giffords. Now he contends that he is innocent - even though already proven guilty by a competent jury of peers -  yes truly innocent based on new challenges that he was “hand-picked” to be the assassin and evidence that he was framed...claiming that a “chip” was implanted in his head to control his mind. Because the “claim” did not follow proper form, it has been rejected by the lower courts and sent to the “Judge Judy” venue wherein it may be decided by Sarah Palin, in her new role model – Judge SARAH-VISION! Now here is the ironic thing that makes this court appearance interesting. See, many believe that Gabrielle Giffords was targeted by...drum roll please “Sarah Palin”! Yes, SaraPAC, while foaming at the mouth with “Don't Retreat-Reload” as the message heard aloud, well this “Citizen's Unfounded” charitable organization that feeds on frenzy, it advertised a “Target Map” and Giffords was named as one of the “Targets of Interest”. And when it hit the media, even Gabrielle went on record that this was a cowardly act of aggression. Then Loughner's chip pulled the trigger. So, this brings a 25-million buck lawsuit against Giffords, for being part of a conspiracy, because the shooter was a framed assassin. Damn, so who will be on trial this grudge match? So if Sarah dismisses the case, she would do so only out of caution her own vulnerability being an accomplice this brutal attack that left a 3-year old kid dead in the streets of Arizona. See, this could be a three-way, wherein Giffords and Loughner tag-team against the Judge, to get to the bottom of the blame game. “Gotta Serve Somebody” said Dylan. And the second episode supposedly in the “wings” also concerns Sarah's past affiliation. It involves a lawsuit against the Alaska oil & Gas Conservation Commission , which Sarah once “Chaired”. See, a whistle-blower performed his duty as a righteous Alaskan citizen when his employer decided it was all right to send fraudulent work logs to the AOGCC, for payment of work never performed - so this employer could provide Golden Valley Electric Association a break on projects that were “over-budget”. Steal from Peter to pay Paul! So all the evidence for an indictment was provided to the AOGCC, but in oder to save face the loss of $thousands$ in misappropriated state revenues belonging to “All the Citizens”, the AOGCC “Chair-Lady” allowed leniency towards the crooks and basically told the witness to get lost. See, if it was shown in a court that the “Main” agency that monitors the $cash$ register for the state was derelict in its oversight, well it could mean $millions$ in lost revenues for the state coffers. So it was a “sweep it under the rug” scenario and the whistle-blower lost his job, for being “HONEST” and has been harmed beyond recovery – like being burdened with 7-consecutive life sentences, said again for being “HONEST”. It cannot be easy when someone makes the decision to make good that promise to “protect and uphold” and in the end they get eunuchized. Yes, the whistle-blower was never allowed his day in court “under oath” to tell the truth, the whole truth so help me Sarah. So, when Palin was the “Chair” of this agency, before she became the Alaska governor, she cleaned house this same agency when it was discovered that members of the “Chair” were confiscating state resources to campaign, on state time. Palin may take a rather interesting approach to this case, finding that it was derelict in its responsibilities. So even though I do not waste time such shows, these two episodes are “reality”, and maybe we will find the low-life courts - well serving justice the way it is supposed to be served!

"Gotta Serve Somebody"

You may be an ambassador to England or France
You may like to gamble, you might like to dance
You may be the heavyweight champion of the world
You may be a socialite with a long string of pearls.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

Might be a rock'n' roll adict prancing on the stage
Might have money and drugs at your commands, women in a cage
You may be a business man or some high degree thief
They may call you Doctor or they may call you Chief.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a state trooper, you might be an young turk
You may be the head of some big TV network
You may be rich or poor, you may be blind or lame
You may be living in another country under another name.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a construction worker working on a home
You may be living in a mansion or you might live in a dome
You might own guns and you might even own tanks
You might be somebody's landlord you might even own banks.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may be a preacher with your spiritual pride
You may be a city councilman taking bribes on the side
You may be working in a barbershop, you may know how to cut hair
You may be somebody's mistress, may be somebody's heir.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

Might like to wear cotton, might like to wear silk
Might like to drink whiskey, might like to drink milk
You might like to eat caviar, you might like to eat bread
You may be sleeping on the floor, sleeping in a king-sized bed.

But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

You may call me Terry, you may call me Jimmy
You may call me Bobby, you may call me Zimmy
You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
You may call me anything but no matter what you say.

You're gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You're gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody. 

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Vote for HER?

So Bill Clinton wants so bad a Misery Hillary Presidency, that the 42nd is now calling the Obama legacy the “Awful Legacy”. According to Bill, “if you believe we've finally come to the point where we can put the awful legacy of the last eight years behind us, then you should vote for her.” Wow, maybe Bill has early stages of DG - Dimensionless Gonorrhea. Of course the shrinkage upon the “True Reality” of the last 8-years could be a plan in the hatching stage, for when Bill is subdued by the FBI: “I did not have sex with that server”, meaning he tries to convince the jury that he did not have access to Hillary's State Department e-mail account. Sure he did, it's the Clinton trademark. But I listened to Hillary speak before the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, and it is the same old message. Look, Hillary has not a message when compared to what Bernie Sanders is all about. And the front-runners - those GOP goons also invited to speak - they seemed to send the same message to the audience, more bloodshed is their goal as the next U.S. President. Amazing that we have presidential contenders that feel a vote can be had by advocating more “Killings”! Sad thing, it is our taxpayer money that lends itself to the carnage and cruelty of the killing fields abroad. And Bernie Sanders – of Jewish ancestry – he was the only individual that did not attend this “Jewish Fund Raiser”, instead making a comment that Ben-jaminit NNNNNetanyahu invaded Congress back in 2015 without permission from the White House, when the Prime Misery came here for a visit under a John “Phantom Shitter” Boehner incest invite and both should have been indicted for “Treason” - as Boehner and the “Nyet” broke the law of this land! Yes, Obama had the power to have Netanyahu jailed, or expelled. And little do many realize, the reason Boehner is no longer a public figure with a full-time job of bashing Obama is the fact he was given an ultimatum by the Obama administration, leave it or be indicted. Look, an individual of such political power does not just vanish from the scene, he was in “Secret Trouble”, for many things put aside besides getting caught “crapping” on cars in Ohio – Boehner's home away from the beltway. So it finally caught up to Boehner. Unfortunately Nyet has immunity and could rape your daughter and smile on his way back to Israel. So, here it is in a nutshell what Hillary and the others voiced in efforts to secure votes away from peace:

We are free now, we can kill now,
We can hate now, now we can end the world




Bernie's Message:

Take your place on The Great Mandala
As it moves through your brief moment of time.
Win or lose now you must choose now
And if you lose you've only wasted your life.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

The Obama Legacy

With all due respect, as the Obama White House ramps down towards retirement, of course Barack has gained enough political might and clout to spend time in efforts to “carry on” his legacy - as the “Mission Accomplished” reverberates from sea to shining sea. So I am sure the 44th will use this opportunity to help the “Democratic” side topple the “Trumpeter Swine”. But I must add a word of caution my good friend Barack, as this opportunity lends reason to find itself on slippery slopes! It's called the Hillary Misery Foundation. As Barack gallivants around the nation raising funds to carry on his agenda, with a cool, calm and collective demeanor realizing his accomplishments, it could manifest applying such funds – charitable political donations – towards misery, as Hillary may become the recipient of such handouts to “forward mow” her ambitions. It may be funds Hillary's whore-Lords can use, to keep up the Clinton tradition that has in the past “strangled” our standing with respect to relationships with our friends and allies around the globe. Whore-Lords? The DNC super delegate votes, which includes Bill Clinton, that which is disguised as a horseless carriage – a cloak and dagger dangles upon Bernie Sanders! Yes, “we never meet the man whose name is on the label” and “the executioner's face is always well hidden”! So it is a Catch-22 for Obama, as Hillary has caused a whole lot of grief upon the Obama administration. It was a pre-meditated sucker punch from Clinton when she was awarded a special position of “Trustworthiness” within the Obama team, supposedly fulfilling the duties as Secretary-of-State, but refused the “state” for “slate”, using it as jumping off point for her political goals – to be the 1st woman U.S. President - a plan by Hillary designed to have such an effect on the Obama legacy. “With me or against me” Hillary held a give NOT a rat's ass attitude, “I am above the peons”, and this caught Obama in a very precarious situation. See, he must carry on the DNC tradition, else he fails the party and would be considered a “Turncoat”. But at the same time, that outreach by Obama supports Hillary, as Bernie Sanders is considered an “outsider” and, well cannot the DNC find a better fit to carry on Obama's obsession with getting it right and pulling this nation out of a Bush whack? Why Hillary, just because she believes it is “Her Turn”, does that mean we must align ourselves on that same page and in the end ask for forgiveness, like  with an act of contrition “Forgive Me Father, We Knew Not what We Were Doing” - a guilt of ignorance plea bargain! So I am torn, as there is no way shape or form that I could cast a vote for Hillary Clinton – I would reserve my vote as a “NO VOTE”, as to cast otherwise would be a dereliction of my political principles. See, I cannot and will not send a vote that allows “corrupt political crookedness” to invade what Obama has spent enormous political capital fixing while trying to rid this nation away from a failed Bush Dysentery Dynasty. He has succeeded as from Day “UNO” he has shown brilliance in defying attempts to fail this nation, in the political ranks by a “keep on truck'n” attitude even though the GOP has tried just about everything legal and illegal to ruin his occupancy in the “Oval Office”. There are many “True Americans” that are holding out this same sentiment, that the lessor of two-evils doesn't cut it this time around. If my “NO VOTE” catapults the GOP into power, if the new kid on the block decides to deviate away from the “Obama Doctrine”, then this nation will find itself 8-years backwards, exactly how it was when George & Dick ransacked the White House on their way out of town and this nation was – well this nation was on the verge of collapse! So, the litmus test may find itself as a “True” with Obama or against test, no matter what kind of animal ends up taking the “Oath”. So, just because I hold these truths in my judgment to be self-evident, that I must respect “My Vote” and that it is Not a dereliction my Constitutional conviction, to “NOT cast a vote of confidence either side of the isle, I rest my case. We are all in this together now, and must test ourselves. If we cannot come to grips the seriousness this 2016 election and what it means for this nation, then I hope the “Faithless Electors” realize that they have the power to hold the voters in contempt of “Ignorance”. Every picture tells a story, a picture is worth a thousand words, and a Dylan tune is priceless with respect to what is coming at us in all directions with candidates not fit for even a job as a lifeguard at a cesspool, saving floating turds:

He sits in your room, his tomb with a fist full of tacks
Preoccupied with his vengeance
Cursin' the dead that can't answer him back
You know that he has no intentions
Of looking your way, unless it's to say
That he needs you to test his inventions
Hey, come crawl out your window
Use your hands and legs it won't ruin you
How can you say he will haunt you?
You can go back to him any time you want to
He looks so truthful, is this how he feels?
Trying to peel the moon and expose it
With his business-like anger and bloodhounds that kneel
If he needs a third eye he just grows it
He just needs you to talk or to hand him his chalk
Or pick it up after he throws it
Hey, please crawl out your window
Oh, use your hands and legs it won't ruin you
How can you say he will haunt you?
You can go back to him any time you want to
He looks so righteous while your face is so changed
As you sit on the box you keep him in
While his genocide fools and friends rearrange
Their religion of the little ten women
That backs up their views but your face is so bruised
Come on out the dark is just beginning
Hey, please come out your window
Oh, use your hands and legs it won't ruin you
How can you say he will haunt you?
When you can go back to him any time that you want to
You've got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend
If you won't come out your window
Yes, come out your window
~ DYLAN~

Friday, March 18, 2016

Coward-skin Pillbox Hat

The Zuckerzombies are alive and well. So, an electrician working the high-wire in downtown Los Angeles trips and falls to death. This "Accident" occurred at a sky-scraper under construction, and for some reason still not explainable the victim wasn't wearing a safety harness. Haste makes waste, probably knew better but took a chance. For what it is worth, another sad statistic for workplace fatalities. But WTF, as the "Walking Dead Facebook Zombies" take a tragic story and turn it into a GOP debate stage, because so many have become micro-second experts on nothing except "Hate Mongering". Whatever happened to that "Count to 10" before reacting? And why is there so much abuse upon the luxury of "Free Speech"? So instead of condolences, or just read the damn story and stay away from that "annihilation" texting, it was 1st Amendment filth that followed this story "Hot Off the Press" - as it is so easy to get carried away with premeditated anger, as the "social media" frenzy is a "Coward-skin Pillbox Hat" mentality. So, when this tragic news was summoned to the FOX, within an hour's time what appeared from the "Social Schizoid" was, well nauseating for a story that has no political fantasy yet the "Dead Beat Zombies" that hide away from society behind that cell phone and can send hate mail while walking down a crowded walkway or looking so innocent while traveling on a subway amongst "Real Americans" while propped behind a fake smile, as it is a laugh wherein these Zuckerzombies think they are getting away with something by spilling their net IQ worth that shows us they are worth NOTHING! Walking Dead? Zombies? Truly a retarded society that fantasizes this type of hype! So, here it is, broadcasted around the world, even before the dead man's body was bagged!
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Suicide folks, nothing to see here now move along: Sounds like a Record Swan Dive, must have been practicing for La Quebrada Acapulco. Mexico, they don't wear hat hats either, but water is involved: The fall must of felt like what the GOP is going through: I'm guessing he did it on purpose: Chumlee, from Pawn Stars, was with him. Chumlee pushed him ... Chumlee was laughing: Bush pushed him. Chump said it was special. Hillary wants to know what difference would it make. Blah, Blah, Blah: Throw the body back over the border: Better than living with Trump as a president:  Let us know before you jump. I'll make popcorn: I need to know if he was ILLEGAL or a Democrat before I have any sympathy: More Trump haters should follow his lead: Why can't  you people just knock it off? You just have to add your not clever political remarks on everything don't you?: They cannot help it.  They have been lobotomized with an Obamalotomy: They are trying hard to cover up their foolish mistake of voting the turd in a second time.  He sure has done wonderful things for this country he hates: Wouldn't it have been easier for him just to cross back over the border?: Interesting how many anti-FOX posts are here. Are liberals not capable of spelling CNN?: Liberals are not capable of spelling: It was Bush's fault...: I wish it would have been Obama: It would have been his first useful act as president: He definitely wasn't liberal, he was working: he was probably Union, definitely liberal: You know he wasn't a liberal the key word was worker: Must be a Trump fan. Displays virulent hate for everyone but himself: Hating a liberal is a just cause get use to it: Madam president Clinton...how sweet is that.  Hey foxtards, you still have suicide as an option as well...what are you waiting for ???  get crackin' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: If everyone who is going to vote against Clinton jumps off a building, there will be no real workers left to build the building in the first place: Liberals contribute nothing useful to society: liberals are full of hate: Yeah, they're the ones who wished death on the POTUS in these comments. Oh wait, they cannot write: The guy obviously wasn't black or Obama would have his mug all over TV telling us that if he had a son....: well, Trump has one less vote...sorry foxtards !!!: Actually, that is one less Clinton vote Libby: Remember, this man was working. Probably republican: Yes he was working. But... electrician, possibly union, possibly a Clinton vote. Difficult to say: Go #### a dead camel, troll: no real loss...I'm sure he was a Republican !!: Why, because he was working ?: Where was Hillary at the time of this man's "fall?": Yes, could have used her for an air bag. (Or should I say wind bag): I read the news today, oh boy . . . About a lucky man who made the grade; Thanks Obama!  

Monday, March 14, 2016

Kangaroo Court

WE the PEOPLE”, finding that Hillary Rodham Clinton while serving in the capacity of the 67th Secretary of State between June, 27, 2010 - the effective date of Presidential Executive Order 13526 - and February 1, 2013, failed to “Demonstrate Personal Commitment” consistent with Section 5.4. General Responsibilities of said “Order”:
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Heads of agencies that originate or handle classified information shall:

(a) demonstrate personal commitment to the successful implementation of the program established under this order; (c) ensure that agency records systems are designed and maintained to optimize the safeguarding of classified information; (3) establishing and maintaining security education and training programs; (4) establishing and maintaining an ongoing self inspection program and reporting annually to the Director of the Information Security Oversight Office on the agency's self-inspection program; (5) establishing procedures consistent with directives issued pursuant to this order to prevent unnecessary access to classified information, including procedures that: (A) require that a need for access to classified information be established before initiating administrative clearance procedures; and (B) ensure that the number of persons granted access to classified information meets the mission needs of the agency while also satisfying operational and security requirements and needs.
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Therefore “WE the PEOPLE” find Hillary Rodham Clinton “Guilty” of violating this EO and demand the following actions consistent with the intent of said “Order”:

Sec. 5.5. Sanctions.  Officers of the United States Government shall be subject to appropriate sanctions if they knowingly, willfully, or negligently: (4) contravene any other provision of this order or its implementing directives.

Sanctions demanded, due a reckless disregard the requirement to “Demonstrate Personal Commitment”, shall include “FOREVER” termination of classification authority, “FOREVER” loss and “FOREVER” denial of access to classified information consistent with the standards of “Executive Order 13526”, signed on December 29, 2009 by Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States of America.

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Clintonian Catch-22

According to reliable sources close to the Hillary Rodham Clinton "Private Server" investigation, the recommendation that is being considered because of misuse upon "Government Sensitive Security Information", that she never again be allowed "access" to such information. This was the "minimum" penalty for violations of the many rules and regulations consistent with protecting such documents from abusive disclosure. This is an easy out for the Justice Department, as it finds closure this issue and lets Hillary off the hook from any "criminal" wrongdoing. So, how in hell could she ever be the "Commander-in-Chief" if NOT allowed such a privilege? She cannot!

Inflation of Ignorance

Wake up America, by close of business last week alone the price of oil had risen to $40-bucks, and not a single member of Congress has said diddly-squat-spat about it. In fact, not even a peep from the 2016 Presidential candidates debates from those aligned with the “Beltway”. Why? Because the perverts in pursuit of the “Oval Office” - except Bernie and Donald - are all tied to the energy lobby that makes money, humongous pigsty profits for a commodity we cannot do without. Instead of "Benghazi" investigations still wasting U.S. Taxpayers loot along with testicle tying seminars by Alaska Senator MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly - a.k.a. how to eunuch the EPA so we can poison pill our children - there should be investigations from both Ryan's House-of-Ill-Repute & Mitch Bitch McConnell Nancy Reid's Senate-Select-Hearing, about oil prices increasing over $10-bucks in a month's time! Which means gasoline for our transportation needs, cooking, heating and air-conditioning will be going up just when we were getting used to reasonable costs at the pimp pumps. Matter of fact, just this increase alone will cost the Middle-Class-Salt-of-the-Earthers an extra $116-Million. And the way things are again out-of-control because nobody is watching or gives NOT a rat's ass as the hen-house is being raped, by January 22nd – wherein Obama will retire – we could see oil prices back over $100 a barrel. Think twice about that summertime vacation drive, as it appears Congress is allowing for a drive-by targeting our pursuit of happiness. When I hear what is going down in the GOP debates, even a Mormon moron could reason that the “Beltway Brats” are totally out of touch reality what this nation is all about. The preferential spoon feeding, well a master-minded masturbation mutiny has taken over our liberties. And on this same subject that matters, remember we are an “Energy Independent” country today - the reason Congress lifted the “Export Ban”, so where's the beef? See we loose out again, what's in your wallet MIA? See, if Saudi Arabia is now in bed with Russia and is purposely curtailing oil production in efforts to shore up that kingdom's revenue stream - a.k.a. embargoing - then we need to threaten that nation with No More Protection at the U.S. Taxpayers' expense. It is that simple! We need a hero at the helm and this kind of shenanigans will not be tolerated under Bernie, and Trump is also clear and convincing his reasoning why Saudi should no longer have a free ride! Look, Obama has done a miraculous job, considering the keys to the cesspool that Dick Cheney handed over, but the 44th finds no help today from Congress, so what can we expect towards his terms of endearment ending – except maybe an Obama Executive Order that pardons Pete Rose. So, it appears “We the People” have an opportunity in November to, well take it back as long as we vote our conviction against those bent on perverting the obligation under the U.S. Constitution – and the “Wall” is not part of our Union. Talk about a hero and “RAT FINK”. Some guy was caught with a “Cell Phone Jammer” on the Chicago subway and was turned in by an IT guy that went irate because he couldn't call phone sex while traveling to work. Too bad we couldn't find the same kind of “Fink” mentality within that IT guy that worked for the Clintons! Anyway, the guy was turned in under arrest and now has a “public” mugshot after a sting operation – an educated financial analyst for the University of  Illinois who just wanted some peace & quiet, but now faces jail time and a monetary fine that could reach $100k. See, “jammers” were outlawed by this nation's “Do Nothing For Us” Congress, based on the fact a “jammer” could also sacrifice “911” calls - so it became a felony to be in possession any device that blocks another's ignorance. See, this erection edict from the bowels of Congress had nothing to do with this Sad Sack excuse - that a “jammer” could deny service for emergencies - as what did we do before “Cell Phones”? And there are many transmission protocols in effect today, so on a crowded commuter train maybe one out of four calls would be blocked with a single “jammer”. But when it appeared that jammers from Israel were about to become vogue those of us that find some semblance of “Being Left Alone” inherently protected in the wording of the U.S. Constitution, the “Air Wave Pirates - the corporations that make billions selling that “Service” - it would have meant revenue looses in the $millions$ if “We the People” had some peace & quiet time back and forth from work. It had nothing to do with a 1st Amendment “Right”, it was all driven by a lost profit scenario if chatter time went sacrificed through silence - it had nothing to do with “Emergency Calls”. Said again, it was all revenue driven by the same damn “brats” that want the price of oil to run amuck again, so Wall Street profits can promote Hillary Clinton speechless engagements – where she remains silent until proven guilty. Look, America cannot be a strong civilization with the “Wall” and at the same time look out for the Middle Class' own good – the Bernie message is loud and clear, yes you'll have peace & quiet once again, along with affordable gasoline prices. So thanks to a Mr. Dennis Nicholl, for a brave-heart effort to uphold the Constitution when all we see today is a pilferage upon the Founding Fathers Foundation by crooks elected to Congress, BRAVO your American spirit! And if you need some loot for bail, this is where I can contribute my hard earned income, as it is an investment in efforts to protect the U.S. Constitution as peace & quiet is worth its weight, even better then “Black Gold”! And to the Rat Fink that turned Mr. Nicholl's in, please take the time to read-up on the Constitution instead of spending your traveling time engrossed over kindergarten porn! So now that we see an American arrested for trying to uphold liberty, if I can't jam by pirating the airwaves, then I can “jam” by making you listen up, turn my volume up to piss you off...it's MY RIGHT! So when you here this song vibrating the airwaves, I am in your “Domain” - can you hear me now?
Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jammin':
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', jammin',
And I hope you like jammin', too.

Ain't no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow:
I'n'I will see you through,
'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
Jammin' till the jam is through.

We're jammin' -
To think that jammin' was a thing of the past;
We're jammin',
And I hope this jam is gonna last.

No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow;
Neither can be bought nor sold.
We all defend the right; Jah - Jah children must unite:
Your life is worth much more than gold.

We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
And we're jammin' in the name of the Lord;
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'),
We're jammin' right straight from Yah.

Yeh! Holy Mount Zion;
Holy Mount Zion:
Jah sitteth in Mount Zion
And rules all creation.

Yeah, we're - we're jammin' (wotcha-wa),
Wotcha-wa-wa-wa, we're jammin' (wotcha-wa),
See, I wanna jam it wid you
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
I'm jammed: I hope you're jammin', too.

Jam's about my pride and truth I cannot hide
To keep you satisfied.
True love that now exist is the love I can't resist,
So jam by my side.

We're Jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'), yeah-eah-eah!
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin',
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin';
Hope you like jammin', too.
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin'),
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin').
I wanna (I wanna jam it wid you) - I wanna -
I wanna jam wid you now.
Jammin', jammin' (hope you like jammin' too).
Eh-eh! I hope you like jammin', I hope you like jammin',
'Cause (I wanna jam it wid you). I wanna ... wid you.
I like - I hope you - I hope you like jammin', too.
I wanna jam it;
I wanna jam it.

Thanks Mr. Marley....

All Else Put Aside

Thanks...

to the CREATOR this miracle!

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Turning Point Cemetery

“I have been advised that the unauthorized disclosure, unauthorized retention, or negligent handling of SCI by me could cause irreparable injury to the United States or be used to advantage by a foreign nation,” 
And
“I understand that it is my responsibility to consult with appropriate management authorities in the Department … in order to ensure that I know whether information or material within my knowledge or control that I have reason to believe might be SCI,”
And
I will never divulge classified information to anyone unless: (a) I have officially verified that the recipient has been properly authorized to receive it; or (b) I have been given prior written notice of authorization.”

According to John Lawman: "In the event s statute mandates an instrument be signed in person, the signatures must be made in the signer's own hand or AT HIS/HER request by another individual so authorized to sign such instruments."

Yes, everybody and that GOP brother think Hillary is guilty over the "Private Server" because she signed a "non-disclosure" agreement wherein the of-record "John Hancock" made her responsible any violations. But it ain't her signature, looks more like the Nanny's as Hillary Rodham is abbreviated "HR", and it looks more like Bill's penmanship - so maybe she is telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so...because she never signed any such agreement and can claim ignorance this fact and the entire FBI investigation just a waste of "Taxpayers'" loot and Hillary can smile all the way down "Wall Street"!

Sunday Brunch Briefs...

New American Century
So Rubio let the skunk out of the bag! See, he mentioned “New American Century” during his last debate, the only GOP debate to date that showed some semblance of civility – then came the Friday Night Trump Fights. So what does it all mean, this “New American Century”? It is the TRUE neo-conservative agenda, a single agenda it is winner take all the whores, in efforts to take over the WORLD and shove neo-conservative democracy down the throats of any living thing – including scorpions! Sad thing, this was the Bush doctrine in disguise, and that led to...look it wasn't until George Bush showed up that a sitting “Vice President” had “Originating Authority” for national security information. Dick changed all that and we ended up with more “yellow cake” celebrations and our national anthem replaced by “Give me an F...Be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box.” It means Rubio is just another puppet and even though the Bush Family failed at inciting the “New American Century”, and failed to get JEB on course to go off-course one last try this selfish agenda, the rich bastards are still at it and a win for Rubio...in a nutshell more dead kids!
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I Need Yellow Cake!
Each week, we see Hillary Clinton getting closer and closer to loosing it as the FBI investigation is ongoing and credible witnesses are being provided “immunity”, that is not a good sign for Madam Bollweevil. And you can tell by her sacrifacial brow she is starting to panic, and why she needs more yellow-cake makeup. I am sure that behind the scenes there exists all kinds of “Turncoat” compromises ongoing in efforts to squash the entire state of affairs Hillary's affair with a “Private Server”. Some have leaked it out that Bill may be given “immunity”, shocking it is! OK, I am the only one that believes Mrs. Bowelweevil should be off the hook with a slap on the wrists – something lame for all her excuses yet shows that even those in high and evil places cannot hide from John Lawman! No fine for Hillary, no time for Hillary, just an admittance that she violated 18 U.S.C 2071 – for,  don't laugh: “Concealment of government information”, as this law doesn't require the degree of difficulty of “innocent until proven guilty” with all that “It wasn't marked at the time” classification bullcrap we keep hearing about - as even if a note was a piece of White House “TP” and concealed or destroyed, the perpetrator is guilty. It's a “Simple Crime” and “All” government employees are subject to this same law, so it is consistent with “We are all in it together” and is an easy find for the investigators – be done with it! Of course the intent any violation of this “Code” is clear & convincing even without a fine or time: “shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States.”, and isn't that all “We the Hooray Citizens” are looking for? GO BERNIE!
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Diaper Rash
Look, we cannot entertain a presidency by a lady in ill health, she was carried aboard her plane following the South Carolina victory speech. Not to be prejudice with respect to folks with handicaps, but seniority sometimes finds adverse health effects, and we should have a full vetted health record of Hillary Clinton before excitement rises to the level of "She's In". Why? Because she wears diapers, which means she leaks and this could be detrimental a sitting President when "putin comes to shove".
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Cookie Monster
According to the Roman Catholic Church, eating "Girl Scout Cookies" can make you "GAY"! OK, on equal footing it appears then to be ordained a priest makes one a "PERVERT". Imagine, the Pontiff sending his goons out to attack the "Girl Scouts", that's right, an erection year...
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MSNBC
Now that Chris Mathews has gotten rid of  "all thum black folks" after getting rid of the free-thinkers, MSNBC can change its name appropriately to "Hillary & the ALL White Nigger Network". OK, I hope Rachel walks out and teams up with Olbermann, Ed, Malissa and Reid then maybe we can find a match for the FOX. Just in: MSNBC's Sunday ratings tank to negative levels, as will Hillary's ranking when the FBI issues a warrant for "Treason". Bedfellows?
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Wall Street
Appears WALL STREET may be the entity that spills the beans on Hillary Clinton's addiction to  "Wall Street" $Million$ dollar free speech entertainment kept secret. See, according to a source at one particular speech, Hillary mentioned that the "Magic Wand" prevails, and supposedly in regards to the "bailout", like she would do it again if elected "President". Wow, and I thought double-dipping was against...well Bill's favorite pastime. Imagine, Bill is a "Super-Delegate" and instead of recusing himself that vote due his affiliation with Hillary, well we know all about this man still missing a pin-stripe suit.
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Mr. Sniffaluffagus
Does Mr. Rubio have a cocaine addiction? The other day when he went off the cliff attacking Trump, he was on something that sped up his mind games. And whatever the "high" was promoted by, it lasted well into the night after. And then the day after, he appeared subdued, like coming down from that high! Look, Trump doesn't want to be "President", as that would be a boring job for the "Real McCoy Reality Billionaire". He is just trying to get the message out, of problems facing the GOP and I think he knows Hillary is abused so will abuse. Our government has been running like there exists a domestic violence restraining order, between Obama and Congress. OK, there is a casual connection between Rubio and cocaine...what he was trying to hide when he stole money away from the GOP.
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John “PinHead” Kasich
Mr. President, incoming detected from North Korea! “Well let me tell you a story. Once upon(Big Bang)...”
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Ted Cruz
A “Cruz Missile” on alert, and we are the target...
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The boll weevil is the Arkansas mascot!

Monday, March 7, 2016

KID KILLER

I wish Silly Hillary would try in earnest to pin-the-tail on the Donaldkey, as during her deadbeat audition the other night, she had no idea who was to blame for the lead poisoning issues confronting...well are we living in a 3rd world nation, again? Look, it is very easy to understand why "Clean Water" will be soon a thing of the past so we best get used to hearing more of the same, KID KILLER! The blame game for the Flint lead poisoning was the fact the EPA was being threatened, yes that agency was under attack by, drum roll please... U.S. Senator MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly(Alaska) and a bunch of her henchmen colleagues. This occurred by strangling the funding that is required for "somebody" to police the water quality, as the 2015 budget was cut by 7%, or some $540-Million. Yes, money that may have avoided these "KID KILLER" fields, by fixing things. See, MoanaLisa along with her cohort in shame Congressmen Don Young have made it their goal to, well "Short Hand" that agency, hoping to KILL IT! So, if there is a single source of "Blame" this atrocity upon poor blacks, then just look towards the beltway brats. You cannot blame Obama for this mess, as he asked for the money and Congress reneged based on the fact "defunding" is a ways and means for these bustards to wreck havoc with that agency. Defunding is the cause of this "Poisoning" episode, and it doesn't stop in Flint. But when thugs have immunity, we find kids dying right here in the "Homeland". And until such time we start to hold those responsible for such outrageous and egregious behavior - that which is condoned by our members of Congress due commitment to the "Lobby" - well until such time we have before us a Congress that has no problem poisoning our kids. This is the main reason this same debate finds no traction with the GOP candidates, they know bringing it up is that "can-of-slimy-worms". So I am sure that those responsible, well they are not in hiding because they have "IMMUNITY"! So the trickle down will find somebody else to blame, and these bastards that are truly responsible will have no qualms using it as a talking point when they are up for re-election, by placing the blame on Obama. Here is a sad thing about how MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly manipulates the system, so she can maintain constituency votes and find a job for a lifetime. Well, MoanaLisa is what "True" Alaskans call the "Nepotism" Senator, as when her dad decided to run for the governor, he vacated his U.S. Senate seat and manipulated the replacement rules, so he could pass it on to daughter dearest. Anyway, with help from MoanaLisa - due seniority today on the beltway - the funding was cut from the "Clean Water" program, so the EPA was short on funds even enough to police what our kids were drinking - so came Flint front and center for attention after it was too late. But at the same time money for the BIA "Clean Water" was expanded, as a majority of the money earmarked to help the Native Americans drink "clean water", well Alaska benefits "Big Time". So this is it in a nutshell, take away money from "thum there poor black folks" and send it off to those that will see that good gesture as someone that cares, for re-election made easy. See, this nation got in trouble for atrocities upon our Native Americans and we are still paying for it today. And maybe someday when we have satisfied that atrocity through $money$, then maybe the blacks can be reimbursed for mortuary services to bury their young kids killed by, well "My Country T's of Thee" no longer free as we have before us a Congress that "KILL KIDS"!
EPA under fire by Congress

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Poetic Jaundice

Spam McGee usually refuses to repost another's work, but after Mitt Romney bashed Donald Trump, on issues he backed several years ago, here it is in perspective of why Mitt suffers from dementia, or selective - 1% - lying.
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My Daughter's Best Friend Was A Mormon
Jillian Barclay June 24th, 2012
This is a very difficult piece to write, and as I do, I am unsure whether I should print it or not, so I will tell it just as it happened. It does relate to politics, in a manner of speaking. The names are changed to protect identities. My younger daughter, Ruby, was in high school, and through her part- time job met a beautiful, vivacious, funny and loving girl who became her best friend. Angela spent hours and days at a time in our home and I grew to love her dearly. She, my daughter, and I spent so much time talking. She was open and sincere, and she was Mormon. I had never known a Mormon before (sounds crazy, I know, but true) and although I was aware of Mormon history, I was ignorant as to Mormon beliefs. I was curious and Angela was more than willing to share her religious beliefs. I let her know from the start that although I do not go to church anymore, my background was Catholic. She told me things like the coffee I drink turns your insides black (tea, also), and I would always tease her and ask her if she wanted a cup of coffee. She would laugh that infectious laugh she had and then we would eat cookies or some bread I had made, or better yet, she would share dinner with us. One night as we sat around our dining room table, I said, "Angela, let's just compare the things we both believe and see how much our religions have in common." I expected there would be many beliefs we shared, but then I asked the question that I regret, because the answer has stuck with me all these years. Everytime I hear Willard Mitt Romney speak, I cannot help but remember. Everytime I hear him say one thing on Monday and an entirely different thing on Tuesday, I think about the one question and the answer that left me cold.
Do Mormons Believe In Lying?
We had gotten past the things like the coffee, the tea, the caffeinated beverages, the fact that only certain areas of the Mormon temple were accessible to certain people and the underwear, but then the simplest of questions stopped me in my tracks. "Mormons don't believe in lying, right?" Angela, without any hesitation in her voice or change in her expression said, "It's okay to lie, as long as it's not to another Mormon." Does that explain Willard's etching and sketching, changing his talking points each time he opens his mouth? It's okay to lie? As long as it's not to another Mormon?
Best Friends 'Til Marriage
Ruby and Angela remained best friends for a long time. They did all the dumb things teenagers do, and they did them together. Angela met a young boy and he was not Mormon, and when he converted so that they could marry, it was not a surprise. We were all excited and happy! Even though Angela was still a teenager, she had explained that in the Mormon religion, if she got to be twenty and not married, she would be considered an old maid, and that would not be good. What was a surprise, was that as the wedding came closer, my daughter was told that she and Angela were no longer going to be friends. What's more, my daughter would not be invited to the wedding. The time for childish friendships was done. My daughter has not seen her or heard from her since.
Trust Lost
This has troubled me for a very long time and I don't intend to be offensive. I have never liked the idea of judging people by their religious beliefs. I try to take people for what they appear to be and how they treat me, mine, and the rest of the world. I have always thought that if you are kind and honest, treat others with respect and dignity, religion or lack of religion doesn't really matter. But maybe it does...

What Joseph Smith's Run For The Presidency Means

Saturday, March 5, 2016

IMAGINE

If William Jefferson the "Blythe" had access to the "Private Server" when he was having a good morning crap in the Master Crapper at the Clinton home in Chappaquiddick, then we have been shat on! I meant Chappaqua, sorry Ted. OK, let me explain myself. See, if Bill was behind the "Illegal Server" while Hillary was trying to be SOS, because he couldn't keep his dick out of...then he once again abused her. You know what, I am still amused that many Americans think Bill was a better U.S. President then Jimmy Carter. Let's see, Bill was impeached by the House, for "decades of untiring effort to find sex victims, to advance spousal abuse and alienate human rights of women", while Jimmy was the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, for "decades of untiring effort to find peaceful solutions to international conflicts, to advance democracy and human rights". See, some cannot come to grips that the party they support politically are scumbags. So, maybe we will find that Hillary is telling the truth about the "Server" and will finally "divorce" Bill, and then maybe I will consider her run in 2016. By Hillary finally standing up against the "I did not have sleazy sex with that woman" abuser, then maybe underneath years of abuse there is an individual that would surface, scared and wrecked, that could still handle the "Oval Office". Maybe there is a foundation there, one that has been subject to that age old slavery, as "Woman is the nigger of the world" still in the eyes of some men, like Bill. This is the argument I possess, but many feel that Hillary so abused remained as Bill's "Stand By Your Man Woman", and is not fit for any office. The fascination for Hillary comes through the "Women Vote", believing it is their time this time around. They have a point and I for one would like to see a "Woman" in that all important role. I had held high hopes that it would have been Gabrielle Giffords, but when she was coming on strong in that direction, well she ended up like "The day that Mary Jo Kopechne was thrown off the Chappaquiddick Bridge". So, if the courts decree a dissolution, then I will reconsider my "hatred" for scumbags bent on a Bozo Bus mentality, just to get that mug shot in the encyclopedia. IMAGINE, being on the same page as George W. Bush, Bill Clinton...it's horrifying.

To "Server" with LOVE?

Friday, March 4, 2016

Thanks Mitt!

Dear Mitt Romney,

Thanks for calling out Donald Trump as a phony, a fraud. See, we now know what the 1% is all about! Self incrimination GOTCHA....

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Rubio & Little People

So Rubio takes a swipe at "Little People", when trying to belittle the "Trump Giant". Well hey Rubio you pompous cubana turd, here's a little hand for ya!


Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Donald Trump

Donald Trump 45th U.S. President at work....

Bill & Hillary, after loosing 2016 election...

Rubio, getting a lobotomy...

State of the UNION

State of the UNION

Dear True Grit American, please make a copy of the below demand letter and send to your state governor requesting ACTION against Hillary Rodham Clinton. With 31 Republican state governors yielding enormous power, they have the gavel to change the direction this country is headed, should Hillary get the nomination for President.

Dear Honorable John Doe
(Replace by Your State's Governor)
Governor the Great State of Do-Re-Me
(Replace by Your State)

I urge you to take action upon this concern immediately, as this nation may be at risk if no action and that risk could have a drastic negative effect upon this state of the Union. As Governor, you are the Chief Executive Law Enforcer and owe it to the citizens to make sure our state does not become an accomplice that which supports placing a criminal in the White House. Hillary Rodham Clinton broke many department policies while serving as Secretary-of-State under Barack Obama. Such policies under the cover of "Abiding Laws" broken are consistent with her questionable use of a "Private Server" in the course of performing government business. Even though considered a simple crime, it is yet a violation under 18 U.S.C. 2071 as follows: "Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States." Mrs. Clinton had "Custody" of Federal government documents, demonstrated a willingness to "Conceal, Remove as well Destroy", a well known fact and acknowledged by the offender. Even though the "violation" under this "Code" may not have elevated itself to incarceration or fine - which I do not believe is of any useful deterrent to the offender in this case and would be at the discretion of a prosecutor allowing reduced sentencing leniency - a violation without the latter does carry with it a sacrifice of "Disqualified from holding ANY office under the United States", including the U.S. Presidency. This is the law "ALL" Federal government employees are subject to abide, including Mrs. Clinton. I am sure the same is true with state workers as may be found similar repercussions in the private sector. So, most Americans find fallout upon such dereliction the duty when in control of "Records". This law as violated has nothing to do with "Classified Information", as it covers all documents of record "concealed" on the "Private Server" located in the Clinton's bathroom of their New York residency. The intent of this law is clear and convincing and rests the case against Mrs. Clinton. If the Federal Government reneges upon its obligation to uphold the law and cannot follow through with the prosecution and consequences that "We the People" are confronted with for similar wrongdoings, then we must resort to a "State's Right" for such relief. That is why I am reaching out to you today, to fulfill that obligation wherein the Fed.'s have so far failed the "Mission". So when the 2016 election voting ends on November 8th, should the FBI fail to indict Mrs. Clinton due political pressures and she wins the nomination, it is only your position that may prevent this violator from assuming an office she is by law "Disqualified" from holding. Yes, this action goes against the grain, but that was the intent of the Founding Fathers engaging the "Electorate", as a ways & means to right a wrong should the citizens fall short the expectations they elect "Trustworthily" leaders. So as governor, please sign an "Emergency Order" that any "Electorate" from this state that delivers a "Vote" for Hillary Rodham Clinton is null and void and to do so by demonstrating ignorance your order could face legal action. Basically speaking, an order that forces the electors of our state to be "Faithless" and at the same time offering them "leniency" any dereliction of record the state statutes find with respect to a "Faithless Vote". With that, then it will be up to the House of Representatives to deal with the subject consistent the intent of the Founding Fathers and something we owe to the next generation, as when this state along with other states asking the same demands found herein, then a majority vote shy calls to action the Government leaders that can use the CONGRESS for relief. Said again and not with sadness but "Faith", we owe it to the Founding Fathers and next generation of Americans this opportunity to get it right, as it is ordained in the U.S. Constitution - else we fail. Only you Honorable Governor can bring this concern to closure, and that is what a "State's Right" is all about, the reason the "Electorate" is separated from the Federal Government and under your jurisdiction. Please consider this without haste, an "Emergency Order Declaration" to make sure our state's "Electorate" does not allow Hillary Rodham Clinton as a "Disqualified" law breaker the honors of disrespect to this State and Nation.


Respectfully Submitted by Sam Doe(Your TRUE AMERICAN Name)

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Big DUMP

That word, "DUMP", well it stinks...and that is what the State Department is calling it, the final "DUMP". Yes, now we have access to murder plots, lackadaisical d├ęcor and jokes from the "Wicked Witch's" private stash. All told, 52000 e-mails found on Hillary's "Private Server", so what only 2080 were "Classified" and she still maintains that doesn't count because the "mail" wasn't marked as such. And she admits being trained as the "Classification Authority" for the SOS as required under Obama's Executive Order 13526. So, I guess for sake of "National Security" classification of serious documents is a matter of opinion. The most exciting revelation this "Final DUMP", the "Private Server" was located in the Clinton's "bathroom" in their New York home. Now most bathrooms are not set-up - wired - for the cables required to link from the inside out. So it is more likely than not this "Server" was "wireless" with ease of espionage. But who cares if any Joe Blow could find access - we all like jokes! And why is this FBI investigation dragging on, as Hillary doesn't deserve any more harassment, she does not deserve to be indicted for any crime facing jail time. See, I would settle for the FBI and the Grand Wizard to release Hillary on a simple violation of 18 U.S.C 2071 which is stated: "Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States." So by using this statute as a violation guide, the entire "classification" ordeal is but a moot point, as this law includes all things considered. Just a slap on the still free wrists, go away and enjoy your endowments from the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea's Guilty Foundation. "Teach your children well"...closure finally. Yes, NO fine, NO jail time no nothing except what this statute allows outside the crime and fine game: "disqualified from holding any office under the United States.", and that is what we deserve!