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Thursday, January 29, 2015

New SPACE Discovery


Wow, several renowned scientists from notable institutes of “Higher Salaries” - basically on the NFL “Research Crayola Crayon Payola Plan” - have concluded that the reason the New England Patriots' footballs deflated while sitting out on the sidelines at Gillette Stadium, it had nothing to do with the ambient weather conditions. Praytell, if that had been the case the Colts' “balls” would have also shown signs of erectile decompression aging. And even though there is a 90-second video of a Patriots' “dog handler” tasked with the responsibility of maintaining the “integrity” of the NFL taking a sideline trip to the crapper before delivering the “Official” turds to the head-cheese referee – well how long does it take you to finish a big dump? Not talking that JUNO snow dump, as that was a big flop for Christie, just like his presidential ambitions! Really, the Secret Service have determined that Christie is too fat to be a president with protection. See, SS agents must be able to “lift” a protectee when in danger – even if taking a “crap”! Anyweary, back to the Patriots' “dog handler” and NFL integrity. Where were we? Taking about another Great Brit that hated football, John Crapper! And the 90-second disappearing act took place in a football locker room “John” so probably maintained plenty of reading material – like a “Sea Gal's” calendar! Sorry, wrong team mascots. So, through scientific analysis that allows for a Belichick in concert with Brady defense proving that the 5th Amendment works wonders, it was determined that the exact position of the “Patriotic” bag of balls fell in-line with a super-nova-super-climatic-intense “black hole”. Yes, something as dense as Congress and acting like a far-removed far-away heat extraction magnet, due the uncontested fact that “black” likes to absorb attention like John Boehner's tan, it could have acted as the air pressure relief thief. Who let the air out?? Who, who, who.” See, some earlier tests performed by imbecile engineers just out of college with “zero” practical experience said that the weather factor was not enough to cause the irregularities, the reason we need scientists that look outside the “box-top” offers. Maybe admit to constipation, like Congress! But this peculiar and rare event “black hole” phenomenon could have allowed for a subliminal temperature that departed away from the ambient, like when you take a magnifying glass and focus sun-light to torture ants, like we see happening down in Gitmold – accept ants have been replaced by human guinea pigs. Just reverse that torture routine and one finds that it could actually decrease the temperature of the air but in a very localized beam, a segregated column under its own Newtonian “Principia” – yup, “Beam me up Scotty”! Even during the daytime this phenomenon can be in effect, it doesn't have to be dark out as even though due contrary belief, “space” doesn't disappear during the day-time hours! Honestly, in a survey of engineers graduating from colleges that have said the hell with “Higher Learning” and instead have embraced “Higher Salaries” and over-charged the students so inferior knowledge is absorbed, many think that “space” disappears and we live under can-a-peas! It's that “Bloke” mentality, but they may be right about this football sport! Now this strange phenomenon was discovered back in the 70s during some investigative analysis in Alaska. For some reason boatloads of “pork” were being earmarked to the 49er, yet the state never saw the “fruits of the taxpayers” labor. Those all too familiar signs, “Your Tax Dollars At Work” defined by 14-DOT workers with no shoevls surrounding a poor ditch-digging bastard - for “shovel ready” projects - well those signs never materialized and the loot to buy the “shovels” was disappearing like there was no tomorrow? That “government handout” money was supposed to be used to build a sustainable jobs infrastructure instead of “Bridges to Nowhere”. And when this supercalifragilisticexpialidocious phenomenon from space was realized, something that couldn't be soundly proved as it was some 2-Belichick light-years away, it did prove that the people can be fooled most of the time. And since we never learn from our misfortunes, that “disappearing act” science found an acceptance in every other state! Like aliens were stealing our loot. But then at the same peace-time, as Jimmy Carter was president but on-fire in Fairbanks due some “Torture” ritual by conservatives for being a “conservationist”, another government study indicated that something was causing the ranks of the $millionaires$ club to swell and that trend continues today. And still without any cause and effect credibility, accept maybe that “black hole” sucker-punch was aimed at “We the People” and like with the Patriots “Deflategate”, we will believe anything the “crooks” tell us and practice “complacency” while the “Truth in Lying” continues to erode away that foundation of trust – we are indeed under attack by aliens that act so humane! In ending, with all the scientific and nonsense excuses as to why a bunch of footballs went deflated, regardless of how it affected the outcome, at least someone can take credit for a good “crap”!

Belichick birdie in the sky
Why did you do that in our eye?
I will not laugh, I will not cry
I’m just glad that elephants don’t fly!

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Alaska's “Most Wanted”


My Dear Friend Barack Obama;
It is my understanding that Alaska's Governor Bill Walker has extended an invite to you and Sally Jewel to visit the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. I would be very cautious about any visit to the “Last Frontier”, even though I would embrace the opportunity to hike with you upon the pristine tundra so beautiful as that found in ANWR, especially along the coastal plain. So great job your efforts to protect this “beauty” for future generations, what we expect from a “Great Man”. So let us not allow a ruin upon your legacy, as I for one fear for your wellbeing if you do indeed accept Walker's invitation. I can tell you that I have spent hours, days, months to years up in Prudhoe Bay, it is beautiful and not an inhospitable habitat as those in favor of “No More” land restrictions want you to believe. So, take my word as I can attest that you are doing the right thing, and I'm an oil field worker – raised my family in this discipline and there is still enough activity in Prudhoe Bay to go around without wrecking the peace and tranquility on lands already somewhat protected – and yes ANWR needs your sign of approval for protection. So, with that said, I believe for your own safety and due national security – please say NO to Bill's offer. See, ever since you made it clear and convincing that you will do what's best with respect to protection upon Federal lands designated as “wilderness” when it comes to oil & gas exploration followed soon after by exploitation, to which I favor your stance on ANWR and also in agreement with what you have proposed for the Chukchi and Beaufort, well even though it is winter here in the 49er the “fringe” has come out of hibernation. I for one am aghast over the “Comments” allowed through “Social Media” following the headlines that have followed the press releases from the White House with respect to your proposals. It is scary what people up here are not afraid to chat about – and I realize that the USSS has its hands full in trying to discipher and interrogate what is “Free Speech” and wherein the borderline ceases to exist and that “Chat” could be construed as a premeditated “Threat”. It scares me, and if it is NOT Treason then what else is it? And we must all remember what occurred when Sarah Palin's SarahPAC found Gabrielle Giffords in the “cross-hairs” of an assault weapon – as it provoked that “fringe” and out of hibernation came a lunatic that did indeed take matters unto his own hands. I am glad that you found the time to visit Gabrielle the other day, she is a fine “American”! This is Alaska, Palin territory, like it or leave it. Yes, you are being subject to comments and ridicule allowed without any sense of “Patriotism”, no “think before one speaks” regardless of one's opinion. Said again, I believe it is a subliminal calling, for that fringe to take up arms against you and anyone like myself that sticks with you and supports your administation's agenda. And Congressman Don Young was not afraid to get his 2-cents in, by quoting: “George Obama — and that’s King George Obama — really believes he doesn’t have to acknowledge laws that were passed by the Congress. He’s done this on numerous occasions. He ignores us. He lectures the legislative body: ‘You’re not important, I’m the king.’ It’s disgusting for the nation, disgusting for the people. This man, this person has gone completely wacko.” And here is a man that thinks he represents “All Alaskans” yet he signed the Schaeffer Cox “2nd Amendment Task Force” declaration and today Cox is in jail for threats against government officials and judges - the company we keep here in Alaska! So you don't need to make a special visit, as for those of us that understand what you have proposed, it is in line with your “Duty”. But if you do make it this way, let me know and I will sneak you directions to some of my favorite fishing holes. Please, said again, please keep up the good work as it has worked to keep the “American Spirit”, well and alive and well no matter what the “fringe” is told to believe by the non-believers, the “Traders” and the “Turncoats”. Thanks again and peace be with you. Forgot one thing, any updates on clearing Pete Rose?

Go DADDY!


So Go Daddy has decided to pull its Super Bowel XLAX commercial about “Sarah Palin's” step stool dog abuse and instead broadcast a re-make of the 1986 Chicago Bear's “Super Bowl Shuffle”, this time around it will be the Indianapolis Colts singing a re-take of Baha Men's Who Let the DOG AIR Out?? Who, Who....

Colts singing "Super Bowl Scuffle"

Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Well, the pre-gaming was nice, the ref was pumpin'
Yippie yi yo
And everybody squeezing da ball
Yippie yi yo
I tell the gridder to start the name callin'
Yippie yi yo
And the pom-pom girls respond to the call
I heard a receiver shout out
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
I see de backer had a flat ball
'Coz he really want to win more
Get back, Billbo, back, Krafto
Get back you plea bargain monkey

Gonna tell myself, "Hey, man, no get angry"
Yippie yi yo
To any fans callin' them cheaters
Yippie yi yo
But they tell me, "Hey, man, it's part of the gaming?
Yippie yi yo
You put a fare in front of a fair
I heard my center snap out
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Say, a quarty is nuttin' if he don' have a sleaze-play
All soggy, hold ya' ball, all soggy, hold it
A quarty is nuttin' if he don' have a zone-play
All soggy, hold ya' ball, all soggy, hold it
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
I see de backer had a flat ball
'Coz he really want to win more
Get back, Billbo, back, Krafto
Get back you plea bargain monkey
Well, if I am da coach, the game is on
I gotta get my groove 'cause my mind done gone
I see the pay comin' from my win
Walkin' through the place like breakin' again
Me and my game scams
And I can't see da game plan, spying will I do
I'll flip it on you, that's why they call me 'Chick
'Cause I'm the man of the fans
When they see me they say, ? Kool??
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the
air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the
air out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Original Songwriters ANSLEM DOUGLAS modified by Shigella for Super Bowel XLAX

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Who Let the AIR OUT?


The Economics of Dishonesty 101: So let's say for sake of argument that we had a Congress that found some semblance of an American Spirit revival and initiated “ETHICS” conforming legislation along with acceptance of the kindergarten creed – to share, to be nice. And with success in conforming to a standard of “ethics” and other things consistent with telling the truth overwhelming missing for way too long, on a positive note it boiled over to the citizens united through acceptance of “Brotherly Love” and then was accepted by “Corporations” and we had before us once again a decent society – wherein everybody played fair, take only what you need don't waste and Miss Liberty found a reason to smile once again like once-upon-a-time long ago. Wherein we could feel safe again on our city streets, in our schools, in our homes and places of employment. Wherein “Honesty is the Best Policy” was more then a laughable suggestion, but accepted as the foundation of respect. Wow, like it used to be right after the CONSTITUTION was fresh-air off the press! All was good again, people were happy! So, for some reason a Bill Belichick decides he doesn't want to play fair, so he demands that the “Ball Boy” deflate the footballs before a championship conference game, and wins the game so is invited to Super Bowl XLAX. That's right, Belichick is innocent. So maybe it was Tom Brady that couldn't face the fact of “being honest” along with good sportsmanship like behavior, so he bribes the “Ball Boy” to sneak into the “crapper” and perform magic on the balls. That's right again, Brady said he knows nothing about the reason the NFL approved footballs were deflated. OK, so maybe it was Mr. Kraft, through a bribe with a wad of cash! Anyway, so the referee calls foul and the “Ball Boy” admits that he was a sucker for whores, and the rest is history. Because we live under a society that now frowns upon ethic violations, the New England Patriots “Team Spirit” consistent with the “American Spirit” decides to boycott the Super Bowl, basically admitting the guilt and due widespread acceptance conforming to “Ethics” and not wanting to upset Congress, the team forfeits the game! Seattle wins by fiat! Damn, what a boring Sunday? Wow, so with Belichick & Company staying home, it means a $25-Billion dollar “legal” loss to the NFL! See, there is a sinister motive beyond evil reasoning as to why nobody is coming clean with the deflated football capper. You CAN'T, not today in the “arena” we live in – it doesn't pay to be honest! When there is a humongous momentum behind that kind of loot, there is no stopping it, even if there was a murder on the field in cold-blood - the “Show Must Go On”. Imagine if we did have such a society that was not afraid of taking credit wherein credit is due and forfeiting credit when....well “Ethics” is today defined by a “Do Nothing Congress” so who gives a “splash”! But for sake of a ridiculous argument again, a boycott of a Super Bowl as a self-inflicted punishment for a wrongdoing amounting to “cheating”, it would create the “Biggest Lawsuit” ever of record and just by common sense economics, it would probably entertain loses in the amount equal to ½ a day's worth of this nation's “Gross Domestic Product”, when it was all said and done. And that would ruin the “Stock Market”, yes the Walls would come tumbling done, maybe a decrease of half of what it is today, and the road to recovery is tough after such a slide – maybe years! So it is all about the “Importance of Being Greedy” over the “Importance of Being Honest”, or was it earnest? And imagine again if indeed a Super Bowl was canceled for a scandal? It would probably provoke “Helter Skelter”, cop killing and killing cops, looting – not just for home field advantage, but widespread chaos and the Brits would finally win the argument over our silly game! So there is a reason as to why the “Show Must Go On”, it is called “National Security” as money is so damn powerful that nothing gets in its way!

Protectee Threats?


According to reliable sources, an Alaskan is being investigated for “Threats Toward a Government Protecteeunder 18 U.S.C. §871. This threat, which was beyond “Free Speech” came from a social-media “Comment” following a news article published by the Alaska Dispatch with respect to the Obama Administration deferring 9.8-million acres of offshore rights away from future oil & gas development. Here is the on-line threat being questioned:


Oil 101 – Revision XLAX


So, everybody is again an expert on what will happen with the “highway robbery” price of oil dispapperaing like John Boehner's tan! It's called Boehnergeneis – affiliated with Obama's “Health Care Plan” that bombarded the “Tanning Booths” with a “TAX” so participation as a cancer guinea pig fell off rapidly. So, with my curiosity this oil pricing, I use a bellwether stock that seems to promote a very good indicator upon the “economic viability to survivorship” of the energy exploration to exploitation sector – in this case it is “Pioneer Natural Resources”. A Texas base “Marginal” that has found success along with failures, so the reason it appears to be a very good stock to act as that “bellwether”. See, it is a good company to use as an indicator, as this company tried to break into the “lucrative” Alaskan scene dominated by “Big Oil” but failed and at the same time it is like the “boss” in the lower-48 shale plays! Now “Marginal” means not the “Big Oil” and not the little Podunk mom & pop, but an entity that has lost investments trying to compete with “Big Oil” and at the same time has made out pretty well, especially taking the opportunity to invest time polished by money and energy into this new fandango “Fracing” affair. Yes, PNR lost its underwear in Alaska, but down in the shale plays, it is today another loosing proposition. OK, it hasn't hit that status quite yet, so hope is always an option. But remember what Abdullah said during his last breath, get rid of the “Marginals”, which when translated means “vomits”! That is it in a Leon Panetta nutshell, as to what is behind this sudden “sinkhole” that is sucking up profits destined once-upon-a-time towards oil brokerage firms, heading south like there is no tomorrow - with “fracing” under attack by environmentalists and John D. Rockefeller oil barons. Now when you analyze the PNR stock, it is very interesting. Right now and for the last few months, the experts have classified PNR a solid “HOLD”, which means not much is going on and how it reacts on the “Dow” may be a good indication of what is in store. “Hold Your Horses” can have devastating consequences and at the same time rewards – it is a gambler that “knows when to hold them”...The “Big Oil” stocks would not offer the same as an “economic health gauge”, just too clumsy an industry as would the mom & pops not be able to offer up any worthwhile “ticker-tape” parading around naked, just too flabby. But PNR is a mature “Marginal” and fit to act as an indicator. So, PNR was heavy into “fracing” and extracting boatloads of hydrocarbons, through downhole deep “fracing” successes. It is proud of that fact, even with all the negative publicity following those “red” Haliburton trucks around. What you mean Dick's gang lost another radio-active source? Now PNR doesn't own any refineries, doesn't own any gas stations, it explores to exploit and sells that commodity to many bidders through a diversified portfolio. So it has contracts, and today is still delivering the same amount of oil at the same damn price it was doing so a year ago back, when the price of oil was hanging around a $100-buckaroos and change. See, many of those contracts were “collared” at $70-bucks a barrel. When prices go higher, the contractor still pays the contract price, $70-bucks in a “Take or Pay” setup. Now when oil was at that $100-buck extravaganza, well we know damn well that the $70 was averaging about $10-bucks above the “chasity-belt” break-even point, so for every penny above $60-bucks, it was all profit for PNR and the contractor that is buying the oil, also happy as he is getting one hell of a break – like a $30-buck discount! Yes, it is an all around money making proposition, except for the “consumers”! So now the oil price crashes to $45. The contracts are still in force, “Take or Pay” so everybody maintains, the status quo relieves the PNR stock from cratering. If instead on a “spot” market exchange, it would have already meant “collapse”! Look, Wall Street is to blame for any illness that this oil price crash initiates, as instead of minding its own business, the “speculators” have run amuck! Said again, as Wall Street has made beaucoup bucks with this $100-barrel fee-for-some, the consumers are the ones who pay for the “brats” extravagant lifestyles. And even though the refiners could today buy oil cheaper on the “spot”, with a “Take or Pay”, it doesn't work. Now this status quo can maintain for awhile, until such time the “contracts” are re-negotiated, sometime next fall. So the catch here is that the production “under contract” up until the crash started, it must maintain, to fulfill those contracts. And since oil finds very little in storage to offset dips & flips, this is a very dynamic inning of the INS verses the OUTS. So who is getting hurt now, instead of the consumers? Not so fast, as the consumer is not out of the fire-storm, not yet! Now the electrical utilities and refineries, they will be the first to see the repercussions. A utility must, through regulation, it has an obligation to offer electricity at a rate that is determined by the “spot” market – sometimes referred to as “King Henry's Hubbub”. So about once every year, there comes a cost-of-fuel adjustment that calculates what we will pay for electricity based on Henry. So the utility infrastructure is sitting pretty good, as we are paying about the same for electricity because adjustments were accomplished some time ago, when this spot was still spotless and we have become conditioned to not paying attention as to how that cost is generated – the reason a utility can make its CEO and executive staff $millionaires$, on your buck. Look, there is a reason that those utility bills are impossible to understand. I received an electric bill for $1.25 due the fact I had a credit, with “NO PAYMENT REQUIRED”, but it was still 5-pages long! Now the refineries are a different story, as they sell a commodity like motor gasoline based also on the “spot”, but it isn't like a utility but a free-market approach – the reason that gasoline is at an all time low of $2-bucks on average from sea to shining sea. But if these refiners were hooked into “Take or Pay” for the oil used to make a commodity product, it is costing them dearly and any profits so affected by this “crash”, well they could be digging deep to cover the loses. The cost of doing business, don't worry as they always find a ways and meanie means to recoup for the shareholders. But most likely “Big Oil” has only a small percentage of its feed stock associated with such contracts, so is loosing some profits but not at the point of pain & suffering. So for awhile, things will remain “status quo” with low oil prices, accept Dick's chain-gang may get to take a break and go on un-implodement benefits as with the existing price stalemate, even the “marginals” will have a tough time getting Wells Fargo to loan out the bucks for future development. So, it means no “new production”, and the only industry that gets hurt, well it is “Big Oil” to begin with. This is the pain & suffering endured by trying to take back what was their domain to begin with – total domination! And since the pain & suffering is not cruel and unusual – no bailouts from Uncle Sam allowed! See, it was this “La Dee Freaken Da” fracing that catapulted us into shock-treatment like oil prices, wherein “Big Oil” was caught off-guard and it started hurting the bottom-line. So this rescue attempt, well it took a few years to corral the “beast” and in a few years we will witness the fallout. Big Oil will lassoo the “Marginals” and behead, by strangling what that faction has succeeded in so far – interference! And in the end with the “Marginals” gone and the mom & pops in bankruptcy, “Big Oil” will be in control once again without Wall Street's asinine assistance and gas prices and oil prices will once again be tame – as Wall Street will also find out you can only mess with “Big Oil”, well until you have screwed them over. And retaliation is what they perform better then shooting holes in the ground for that “Black Gold”. In the end, oil prices with hover around $56-bucks, for the long haul. Yes, controlled at the point of no-return wherein it disenfranchises any interest for the “Marginals”, and with that we will continue to see not as friendly gas prices as today – put marginally tame!

Breaking WIND


Don Young rushed to Washington area “Hospice” after hearing Obama & Jewel sing “1000 Miles Away & 2 Become 1” while declaring 9.8-million acres of the Beaufort & Chukchi off limits to walrus hunting. At the same time, MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly was in a brawl with another individual at a “Kotex” dispenser. This is a “Breaking Wind” story, so keep sniffing!
 Don looking sick & tired, under "Hospice Watch"
 Fight for Kotex
 Ann Coultergeist to weigh in on Obama & Jewel Romance

Murkowski Clarification


So MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly – a.k.a. Senator of Alaska Lisa Murkowski – has asked for a clarification to the letter I sent to her office in regards to Don Young's Obama bashing, wherein I asked for an apology. So, Dear Lisa Murkowski DIS-Honorable U.S. Senator of Alaska;

I'm sick and tired of hearing things from uptight-short sighted-narrow minded hypocritics. All I want is the truth just give me some truth. I've had enough of reading things by nuerotic-pyschotic-pig headed politicians. All I want is the truth. Just give me some truth. No short haired-yellow bellied son of tricky dicky is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me with just a pocketful of hope. Money for dope. Money for rope. I'm sick to death of seeing things from tight lipped-condescending mommies little chauvinists. All I want is the truth. Just give me some truth. I've had enough of watching scenes of schizophrenic-ego-centric-paranoic-prima-donnas. All I want is the truth. Just give me some truth!

Words of wisdom coutesy john Lennon.

 MurCowpiefly Family Gathering



 MurCowpiefly Coat-of-Harms

Bombo & Boehner

Attention getting. With the “JUNO” storm hitting the “East Coast” as the “Chris Cristie storm of all times”, we learned a new word, this “Bombogenesis! And when people started talking about it on high and it was overheard by “highly trained” flight attendants, well it caused 5-planes to be escorted by F-16s and re-routed for security reasons – that “Bomb” thing! Bombogenesis - Bombogenesis is defined as a mid-latitude cyclone that drops in surface barometric pressure by 24 or more millibars in a 24-hour period. Wow, can't even talk about the weather these days! When I first heard the name “JUNO”, I thought it was in reference to Juneau because Alaska has declared “WAR” on Obama, for the ANWR “Lock Down”. And of course let us not forget Boehnergenesis - Boehnergenesis is defined as a sudden decrease in skin color due a “Tanning Booth Tax” initiated by ObamaCare. “Chris Christie storm of all times”? Closing down all the bridges leading to and fro New Jersey!

Lisa Murkowski Apology


Dear Lisa Murkowski;
DIS-Honorable U.S. Senator of Alaska

Alaskans in Good Standing our Commander-in-Chief” are today “Standing Our Support” and demanding an apology. When you recently opted to use the “News' Media” as a mainstream blitzkrieg voice wherein you challenged U.S. President Barack Obama and feared what could be accomplished by the use of the “Antiquities Act”, you were totally off base and that has caused disrespect and hate mongering within the social-media “Comments” arena. This is unbecoming a member of Congress, due the “conviction against eviction” oath that you are sworn under without dereliction as a member of the 114th Congress. You were re-administered that oath only 3-weeks ago! In 2000, while you were a member of the Alaska House of Representatives, the state senate under Drue Perce retained “Patton Boggs LLP” in efforts to render an “opine” on how and if “ANILCA” allows the permanent designation of the coastal plain of ANWR as a national monument under the “Antiquities Act”, absent congressional approval. The conclusion of that “opine” made available to the Alaska legislature and to Alaska's Congressional Delegation(at the time included Ted Stevens, Frank Murkowski and Don Young) “forbid” such an undertaking by a U.S. President. Had that “opine” found that the ANILCA was weak with respect to “Presidential Powers”, our Congressional delegation under Ted Stevens would have found language that would have fixed such weaknesses, which leads me to believe ANILCA as it stands suffices to protect Alaska's sovereignty, as is assured in the “opine”. If we can read an understand this “opine”, it appears you cannot, or have intentionally opted to avoid the merit of such a legal “opine” in efforts to incite support against the U.S. President, in the form of “hatred”. Due the fact that your ignorance this matter has caused President Obama to once again be portrayed under false pretense, you owe us an apology and should once again use that “News Media to correct your statements about what and what cannot be accomplished under the “Antiquities Act” by a sitting U.S. President. To deny this request for an apology will force “Alaskans in Good Standing our Commander-in-Chief” to file a complaint, as this is as near “Treason” as one can get, due reason of “NOT TRUE”!

Respectfully submitted for resolution by S. Pam McGee & Theodolite Stevens

ANILCA & ANWR


Calm before the STORM!

THE IMPACT OF ANILCA ON THE POTENTIAL DESIGNATION OF THE COASTAL PLAIN OF ANWR AS A NATIONAL MONUMENT ~ Prepared by PATTON BOGGS LLP For THE ALASKA STATE LEGISLATURE ~ September 12, 2000 
 "Alaska's TURNCOAT Delegation, liars and cheaters and more!"

“Sen. Lisa Murkowski said Sunday she fears the Obama administration’s recommendation that Congress designate the entire Arctic National Wildlife Refuge as wilderness is a precursor to the president eventually acting unilaterally under a century-old law. Sunday’s recommendation by the Interior Department, in the form of a final environmental impact statement for the refuge’s management, calls for ANWR to have the most restrictive conservation designation available — wilderness. Obama could, however, put ANWR off limits to development by declaring it a national monument under the Antiquities Act of 1906. Such a move, which would not require congressional approval, has long been the fear of those who want to see oil and gas development in ANWR’s coastal plain, a 1.5 million acre area of ANWR labeled in federal law as a potential site for development. Murkowski, R-Alaska, said she believes the administration is laying the groundwork for that declaration. “I’m more than a little bit paranoid about the actions of this administration regarding Alaska,” Murkowski, chairwoman of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee, said in a Sunday interview with the News-Miner. “I think they are revising their ANWR effort, getting the environmental community geared up for this fight. They are going to press on it, work up public opinion, particularly as there is so much discussion going on about climate change. “When it is clearly evident that nothing will happen in Congress ... then he will do what I fear most: as he leaves office, he is going to utilize the authority of the Antiquities Act and put ANWR in permanent wilderness status and lock it up,” she said. “I am very concerned that that is what he is doing,” she said. The act grants the president the authority “to declare by public proclamation historic landmarks, historic and prehistoric structures, and other objects of historic or scientific interest” and to set aside the public land.”
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So, S.U.(Stuck Up) Congressbitchwitchwitch MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly is inciting on-line rig-rat-riots. See, with Obama's interest in setting aside ANWR as a “wilderness”, MurCowpiefly is sending out false messages of revenge along with false accusations and creating a fire-storm of hatred in the social-media “Commenting” arena! When she commented about Obama's option to use the “Antiquities Act” as a one-man show stopper, she was totally...well lying! When the Obama administration most recently discovered that MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly was against “Americans”, with respect to the “Made in America” criteria for the XL Keystone pipeline, Obama took note and maybe this has something to do with an interest in locking up ANWR – as to give it away without an interest in “Americans”, it should be under “lock & key” forever! Seems Obama cares about American jobs and the Alaska delegation cares about “hatred” mongering. So the fact that Obama wants to add “wilderness protection” as part of his legacy, hey that's the privilege of a “Commander-in-Chief” in “Good Standing”. MurCowpiefly's attempt to “belittle” and to “undermine” the president through lies, if not an act of treason – as it creates hatred against the president which is indeed a betrayal agaisnt one's government – it is an action that at least is elevated high-rise enough in violation of that “conviction against eviction” oath and grounds for dismissal – she should be censured and stripped of all committee chair authority. She is not telling the truth with respect to what Obama can and cannot do under the “Antiquities Act”. When there came excitement down in Juneau in 2000 that Bill Clinton was about to use the “Monument” option on ANWR, the state opted to get a legal opinion on what was already formulated in “Public Law”, with the ANILCA Act. She should be aware of this, and Don Young is well aware of this as he was younger then and was not suffering from “Old Bastard” forgetfulness. So the Alaska delegation is either “Stupid”, or just trying to brew up “Hatred” as a means of a “Turncoat” confrontation against Obama. So, the “opine” upon the legal standing of a U.S. President using the “Monument” as a tool to “Lock Down” ANWR, well if you can read, read on and when finished call MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly, call Don Young, call newbie Dan Sullivan and let them know that you are frustrated with their kindergarten “brat” attitudes that has nothing to offer in this matter accept to continue ruining our nation – and promoting hate against a “Great Man”! For MoanaLisa to quote that she has tried to work with this president, well maybe he doesn't like liars and cheaters as company!
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The Honorable Drue Pearce
President, Alaska State Senate
Alaska State Legislature

Re: Designation of ANWR as a National Monument

Dear Senator Pearce:
The Alaska State Legislature requested that Patton Boggs LLP opine as to whether the Alaska National Interest Lands Conservation Act of 1980 (“ANILCA”) would permit the current Administration to designate the coastal plain of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge as a national monument under authority of the Antiquities Act of 1906. After reviewing the text of ANILCA, its legislative history, prior designations, and potential constitutional arguments, we conclude that, absent congressional approval, ANILCA prevents a permanent designation of a national monument under the Antiquities Act. I have enclosed a memorandum analyzing the issues. In general, we have concluded as follows: 
The straightforward language of ANILCA says that there can be no further withdrawal of lands in Alaska for a duration of over one year unless Congress concurs.
Alternatively, that ANILCA sets aside the coastal plain of ANWR for study so that Congress can determine its ultimate status demonstrates that Congress never intended to permit the President exclusive authority to withdraw the area from development.
ANILCA includes (i) a provision reciting the congressional determination that there should be no further withdrawals of Alaska lands and (ii) terms that prohibit future study of a potential withdrawal without congressional concurrence. Neither of these provisions is consistent with a designation by Presidential fiat under the Antiquities Act.
If there were any remaining doubt, the legislative history of ANILCA clarifies that the “no more” provision was essential to passage of the legislation and that it was intended to preclude further restrictions upon development of Alaska’s natural resources.
Section 1326(a) is constitutional. Decisions addressing separation of powers issues do not invalidate ANILCA’s approach to further withdrawals. That Congress must affirm a future withdrawal through a joint resolution presented to the President does not infringe on the authority of the President, and Congress’ broad authority over public lands confirms that the Constitution does not preclude this approach.

Accordingly, we conclude that ANILCA forbids the permanent designation of the coastal plain of ANWR as a national monument under the Antiquities Act absent congressional approval. If you have questions concerning these issues, please contact us.
Sincerely, PATTON BOGGS LLP 


Monday, January 26, 2015

Boehner Treason?


According to a poll performed by Phineas J. Whoopee and Associates, House Speaker John Boehner did indeed commit “Treason” by inviting Bennie Nintendoyahoo to deliver a speech before the 114th United States Parliament without permission from the White House. TREASON: the crime of betraying one's government. So is Boehner still a free man? Of course, as with all the other members of Parliament absent and away on “stump summits”, only Mitch McConnell was left to fend for some semblance of Constitutional “conviction against eviction”, and like we have witnessed through time...I am the walrus, goo, goo, g'joob along with elementary penguin, well “We the People” have been brain-washed again. 
 "Mitch McConnell and John Boehner"


I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Mr. City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the eggman
("How do you do sir")
They are the eggmen
("The man maintains a fortune")
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob Goo Goo Goo g' joob
Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you
(Ho ho ho hee hee hee hah hah hah)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allen Poe
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo goo g' joob
Goo goo
Juba juba juba
Juba juba juba
Juba juba juba
Juba juba
(Oh I'm a tired, servicible villain)
Songwriters LENNON, JOHN WINSTON / MCCARTNEY, PAUL JAMES

Me Pants a Fallin'


So praytell, we are beginning to see who wears the pants in the family! I am talking Alaska's dysentery dysfunctional delegation, specifically how Queen MoanaLisa is controlling Dan Sullivan. Yes, she is teaching newbie Dan the business, and that is good for “business” and leaves any sense of ethics just a suggestion – like an Anchorage traffic light. Why STOP, nobody is listening! It wasn't a surprise that Dan's first chore would be to take up slack in the kitchen, finding a poisonous recipe for tearing down the EPA. Like daddy dearest Frank working to open ANWR, daughter dearest is trying to waste the same amount of time giving the EPA a bad name. See, Dan wants to “ban” the EPA from having the authority to arrest people. Look, if you have to make an arrest and are not allowed or afforded protection, what good is the “Protection” clout of that agency? Now we know that Don Young along with MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly despises the EPA, for taking a “Stand Your Ground” upon the “Barney Rubble Pebble Mine” project, just a Flintstones style Neanderthal-man sized hole in the ground designed to create an environmental nightmare “pit” wherein the State of Alaska would receive a “pittance” in resource “Royalty”. Look Alaskans, we deserve a whole lot more for those resources then on average 1.5%! In comparison, we see 12.5% from oil development – so wherein hell did this mining relief come from? So we are beginning to witness Dan's marching orders, not from his constituency, but from the “Hobby Lobby” which has controlled Alaska's senile delegation for way too long. Look, if you take away the EPA enforcers' guns, of course this benefits Alaskan businesses, just look what is going on with the diesel spill at Mile-Post 48 of the Richardson Highway! Yes, the EPA had to come in and take over that nightmare – so why in hell do we strive to dismantle an organization that is there when we need assistance – for keeping death threatening stuff out of our salmon streams? It doesn't make sense accept the fact that is what MoanaLisa is focused upon. She started going after the EPA and by god with “Nothing” else to do, may as well stir the pot. Too bad Congress couldn't change the way a member of that insane institute gets laid. Leave it up to the “states”, not the U.S. Taxpayers to foot the bill. “Sorry Dan, MoanaLisa and Don, the state is broke due the crash in oil money, so can you continue to represent us based out of desire instead of lobby greed, like it used to be?” It is indeed today “Taxation without Representation”. Look, just showing up for work and surfing for pornography all day doesn't mean being productive. And if I had a “dime” for every time a member of Congress bad-mouthed the “Commander-in-Chief”, I could buy the next president and trump the Koch suckers! But it is amazing that the theory of “what goes around comes around” and after many years of getting by using the “Mobius Strip” criteria, well it is catching up on Alaska. And there ain't a damn thing that Don Young can do about it, there ain't a damn thing MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly can do about it, and newbie Dan Sullivan - well let's be nice for a few weeks. Dear Dan, hope you haven't already unpacked your bags! Alaska's top revenue chief said we need to build a ramp soon for the budget deficit or else go over the edge, basically before oil crashes below $45 – too late. Look, we are walking the plank of economic disaster and we can thank that delegation for a lot of the mess we are in today. We didn't broaden our horizon with respect to revenue sources, no diversification! See, several years ago when the “Brass” went under pressure to cut costs, well they decided - and not due any special interest interference - that Eielson Air Force Base was no longer a necessity. So they made the decision to move the remaining F-16 squadron to JBER. It made sense, as the power plant that was used at Eielson AFB could not meet EPA “Air Quality” requirements and is in need of a wrecking ball as there ain't no money available to build a new plant. Reason being the “brass” are sick and tired of buying “crap” sub-standard coal from Joe Uselessbelli at over-inflated prices and shipping it on Bill Sheffield's narrow-minded-gauge Podunk rail-road at inflated prices. When at the same time Uncle Sam subsidizes that rail by an infusion of at least half the operating revenue requirements – and Casey Jones then gives other customers “Transport Credits”? What ever happened to “Patriotism”? Honestly, we feel “Patriotic” here in the “Lost Frontier” to take advantage of the military, the guys that are protecting us from Russia, as that enemy has moved very close according to Sarah Palin. But when this military personnel move was introduced, or hell broke loose. See, many of the jobs out at the base are civilian, like plowing snow, and many of those civilian jobs so teased belong to “Tea-Party” enthusiasts. So with their pre-occupation to hate government, this was a good time and place for government to depart. Let's face it, why keep friends that will stab you in the back? But when you try to take away that “easy street” government paycheck, well people begin to exercise that 2nd Amendment! So the “brass” were chastised, and only Mark Begich came to the rescue – MIA MoanaLisa and Don. OK, Don has an excuse as he was told by Boehner to “shut-up”! Honestly, with Don - due ethics and ethnic complaints - he cannot “chair” a committee, so he has less power then any other Congresswomen – good thing we like voting in duds. Anyway, Begich was allowed a breather due his threats upon military promotions for our men & women in the trenches in Afghanistan and that allowed the city fathers to work up a game plan. Now what occurred was mind-boggling, as it caused my property value in Anchorage to loose $15000! See, by claiming that Anchorage was an unsafe city, due rape, muggings, drug lords & whores, it was best to keep the squadron up north – in Fairbanks, where there was even more rape, muggings, drugs & whores along with air pollution problems – many times in the “Unhealthy” zone! So the brass decided to hold off on the EAFB reassignment, because many soldiers that were up for promotion but were denied such due Begich's sucker punch, well the troop morale faded and we were starting to loose the war – as many decided is wasn't worth protecting this nation when Congress played this kind of insane game – purely cesspool politics. I tried filing a complaint against Begich, but with the “Sergeant-at-Arms” being “blackmailed into leaving his post”, it was a moot point. So the plan of attack by Mayor Sullivan and Mayor Homeboy in Fairbanks, well their togetherness worked to instill that Anchorage and Fairbanks were unsafe havens for military personnel – but only during the non-tourists season and many Anchorage home-owners saw the value of their houses crash – well a small devaluation. So, now the brass have found out that what the “Mayors Bribery Coalition” used in their report, that after their own research found that it was false, well Eielson is once again on the “Wrecking Ball” list. Yup, a day after Begich conceded his seat to Dan, Eielson was once again up for grabs. Now to accommodate the F-16 move to JBER, it means making room, so the ARMY is getting into the picture and wants to cut a large percentage of the troops at JBER and Ft. Wainwright. And this has the mayors pissed off once again, as Begich is gone and when they made calls to D.C. and asked for the Alaska delegation, all they get is “Sorry, the number you have called is no longer in service”. So brace, as the “brass” has taken notice and have been given their marching orders, cut-backs are coming, like it or leave it. Now there are many things that go into the equation that evaluates a military base and the future. It really has nothing to do with politics – that can only challenge a decision to modify a base and maybe buy some time, so a city can hire rapists and whores to roam the streets to make it look unsafe – part of that discretionary spending that finds “zero” transparency. But when you see a check made out to “Big Lips Lucy”...Now down in California and in Utah, the city fathers saw an opportunity to take some of our troops away, by offering lucrative incentives to the military. See, many bases went “Privatized” back several years ago – wherein the power plants and waste-water facilities went into private ownership, as a means to save Uncle Sam loot. So some states have relaxed things like property tax, as once a piece of the base that was exempt, well under the “Private Ryan” label, it is taxed. When Alaska's military bases went that way, it meant $millions$ in taxation collected by the local city governments, in efforts to pay for the whores. Also, the Defense Logistics Agency is tired of buying “expensive” coal from Joe. See, the military likes to buy on 5-year contracts and likes a set price – it's called “logistics”. And down in the lower-48, due the interest to keep the military as part of a viable jobs infrastructure through incentives, well the price of coal has dropped by 5% delivered and that trend is continuing. In Alaska, it went up 14% - this is what gives Alaska a “black eye”. Take Ft. Wainwright for instance. It is rated as a “10” for preparing troops to fight in “cold climates” and at the same time it received a “zero” for energy costs – due the price of coal as there exists no other alternative to keep the troops warm in winter. Now for the last 10-years, we have been fighting desert wars? So there's that kind of terrain in California, there's the same in Utah, plus incentives and cheap fuel. So Joe Uselessbelli is part of the blame, so is the Alaska Rail Road. But probably the biggest deterrent to keeping the military here in Alaska, it is the Doyon Native Corporation. See, back some years ago Doyon was awarded a “$billion” dollar contract to run the utility infrastructure at JBER, Wainwright and Greely. Well, it soon reneged on its promise and wanted a whole lot more, after all the contracts were scrutinized – with the excuse that when it bid on the infrastructure, it was only allowed to do a drive-by – for assets totaling over $700-Million. Like this was a Craig's listing – wherein even a terroist can get in on the act. For about a year now, the JAG has been taking Doyon to task. But this has cost a tremendous amount of time and “extra” money out of the defense budget, to litigate a contract. And the Alaska delegation never went involved, as it hurts to take sides with Uncle Sam, with respect to what goes into that political “War Chest”. Can you imagine MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly going to bat for the ARMY against her fan club? So we shoot ourselves in the foot, take that back, the groin. And where did the most damage come from? When it was decided through "Citizens United" that Alaska wanted a KOCH representative in power instead of Begich. Look, I wasn't a Begich supporter, but rational enough to see and understand what was going on, with politics here in Alaska that tells me we never did eunuchize that “Corrupt Bastard Club” mentality. See, another reason that EAFB will soon see a wrecking ball is the fact that KOCH shutdown the refinery that provided a secure fuel supply, for the jet set. That supply now comes from Anchorage, so the brass want to move the F-16 squadron closer to that secure supply, as what in hell can you do with jets on empty – and NO, you can't burn coal in an “afterburner”. So we are about to see more “Public Comment” sessions now that the “BRAC” wrecking ball is heading this way. It will be only a matter of time before the wrecking ball comes to town and we see the unemployment rate start to climb, house prices sagging and we will then ask, “What the F....Destructive devastation will arrive in North Pole, then work its way toward Fairbanks then down to Anchorage. Look, the bases are dilapidated and falling apart, as the power plants and other infrastructure were build some 50-years ago. And there ain't no money to fix things up. And we blew it by this account. Like already mentioned, energy costs enter into the equation of whether or not a base is fundamentally sound. Had we built that “natural gas pipeline”, we would have already set ourselves up for a future with a military presence into that future. See, the military by “Public Law” must convert to “Green”. Down in Anchorage, with the “Trash Gas” project that requirement is being achieved, so another reason the troop deployment will be moving south. Said again, if we had built that “gas” pipeline as was a requirement within 5-years of “Oil In”, we would not be wasting time at “Public Comment” meetings about the destiny of the military here in Alaska - as that was about the only incentive we had to offer, cheap “Green” fuel! Yes, it is catching up. And with the price of oil collapsing, so is that “Bridge To Nowhere”, as Don never delivered any funds for the up-keep! This “bad scenario” is nothing new, it has been an over-shadowing obstacle for the last 6-years. Begich tried to keep the wrecking ball at bay, but in doing so pissed off the brass. In the meantime, we did nothing but pick our noses. Yes, we have only the politicians to blame, as what went on was how it was when we had a powerful Senator, Uncle Ted to come to our assistance. Those days are gone forever. Since then, it appears the delegation has been absent – or maybe it is just utter incompetence!

Alaska Declares WAR


 

So, Alaska is declaring “WAR” on Obama. I'm on Obama's side, he is the better man, sorry MoanaLisa! Anyway, there is maybe a sinister reason that U.S. President Barack Obama is initiating an order to “Lock Down” the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge from any future oil & gas development – way to go “Mr. President! The “Sinister” comes not from Obama, but from the way the Alaska Delegation – namely Don Young, MoanaLisa MurCowpie, Mark Begich and now Dan Sullivan have gone around Obama on matters of national interest and importance. So, the blame game is in their court! See, when we have a “Do Nothing” Congress, well that conveniently interferes with things and allows a tendency for “brats” to circumvent the “Sense of Congress” and beat around the bush. So Alaska does indeed deserve this punishment. In fact, if Obama cannot get any traction that favors this resource development “Lock Down” from Congress, with the stroke of his pen we may find ANWR under the status of a “National Monument”, through the “Anitquities Act of 1906" – which means Obama can declare ANWR off limits all by his lonesome self. But he won't be “lonesome”, as I am in support of this action as is John McCain – the first time John and I have ever seen eye-to-eye! Wow, is my sentiment. Hey, if this nation would have elected McCain, ANWR would already be under lock & key – no matter what VPPD(Vice President Prima Donna) Palin would have desired as she would have already quit that position by now. I voted for Obama, twice and proud of it! Look, “Big Oil” gave up on ANWR 15-years ago and heard that yearning to “Go West”, and today look at the oil prospects being found in the National Petroleum Reserve - disguised as NPR! But that area of development is under fire by the Alaskan Natives, so it is bye-bye oil in Alaska. Not really, as we still have “West Sak” to develop! And if the “brats” in Juneau gave away “Royalty Relief” to “Big Oil” like it has done so to Careless Independents, that oil pipeline would be running full, instead of on empty. Honestly, drop that “Royalty Rate” to 5% and overnight there would be a “Help Wanted” sign for jobs in Prudhoe! Anyway, here is why the blame for this ANWR “Lock Down” flies right in the face of a dysfunctional delegation – remember this next time you enter that voting booth! See, a few months ago - before Dan Sullivan and before Governor Bill Walker - our gloomy elected officials decided to pull a fast one on Obama – it was called the “Export Limitation” clause found in the “Alaska Natural Gas Transportation Act” – a bill passed by Congress many years ago and considered “Public Law”, and a restriction only for gas “North” of the 64th latitude demarcation. See, this gas was supposed to be reserved for “America”. The reason there was an “Export Limitation” in effect, and exports were only allowed to Canada – due the fact the trickle down theory does still work and the fact that our contiguous-48 states' natural gas infrastructure was already “hooked” to our northerly neighbor in “Good Standing", so any gas leaving Alaska through Canada would in effect benefit the nation. And “exports” without limitation were also allowed through Mexico, as the theory there called for an exchange of gas for electricity, and with the nacho-to-nation interconnecting grid, that made all the “Sense of Congress” in the world. So no matter what, that gas in “Prudhoe Bay” - a hundred years worth - well it was designed for our nation's energy security. This was something that Jimmy Carter endorsed that started out with Gerald Ford and remained in effect until, well when our Alaska delegation pulled a fast one on Obama. See, by law, it required the sitting U.S. President to make the decision whether or not to lift that ban. But no president in his right mind would accommodate lifting those restrictions, especially for reasons of exporting that gas to “another” nation, especially a non-FTA country that doesn't believe in “Human Rights. It was considered “stranded gas” and would remain “stranded” unless required for US! This was part of our nation's “energy policy”, with the realization that the gas was there if the “shit hit the fan”. So, for many years all was well. But in comes the State of Alaska with an interest to sell that gas – and with a somewhat “glut” in the lower-48 due “fracing” and new technologies enhancing recovery techniques, there wasn't really a market for that gas in the states. But the intent of that gas was not to make money, it's a “Reserve” for boiling water in the future. And today that so-called “stranded” gas is being used, for oil recovery which makes the state more money then it would so by selling the gas. Now when the state had an erection and went involved with a “Natural Gas Pipeline Project - Revision 3098”, it called for a monstrous gas export pipeline, from Prudhoe Bay to the Kenai with an interest on selling that gas to non-FTA countries, wherein slave labor would be bullied into unloading that gas. Now, that wasn't possible with the existing “Export Limitation”, and no way in hell was Obama going to entertain lifting such, not while Jimmy Carter was still alive! And Obama believes in “Human Rights”, so no way in hell would he entertain lifting the ban to satisfy the “slave labor” market. But one day long ago in 1988, when there came an interest on paper only by Yukon Pacific to move that gas by export out of Valdez, just to make it look good, then President Ronald Reagan wrote an opinion wherein there was expressed an interest in “exporting” this gas - by maybe lifting the ban. Something to the effect that Reagan thought it was silly, basically taking a shot at Carter's legislation which came from Ford! But being only a suggestion, it did not follow the “Public Law” with respect to the requirements to actually change the “Sense of Congress”, so Reagan's opinion remained just that an “opinion”, a suggestion not fact, not in effect a change of “law” and was not a carte blanche release. The sitting President presented a request to release such “Export” restrictions must prove a whole lot of things to make sure any lifting of the ban was consistent with the “ban's” original intent – which means the “ban” would never be lifted for any reason. See, when the ban was lifted to allow the “export” of Alaskan crude oil, it raised the price of motor gasoline “overnight” on the West Coast, a few pennies only – the same would occur by lifting the “gas export” restrictions, and thus that in itself would deny the president any freedom to change the existing law – as precedence had been set! Alaska's “stranded gas” was to remain the nation's energy supply no matter what. But our delegation shoved Reagan's opinion down the Department of Energy's throat, saying it was already approved, not by Obama, but by Reagan – when in reality it was never anything even close what was required to end such restrictions. How in hell can a silly suggestion...Under pressure, the DOE was forced to accept this demand by the Alaska delegation. Why? Well when Don Young and MoanaLisa MurCowpie and Mark Begich ban together, threatening of employment or promotions is how they get what they want. So the “easing” of the “Export Ban” allowed for the DOE to then issue a permit for this Alaska LNG project, without President Obama ever getting involved.  And that project is the biggest "Green House" gas producing project on the record books today, which doesn't fit well with Obama's environmental record. This was Obama's watch, not Reagan's – he's dead. Now it is possible that Obama may have also lifted the “ban”, based on his own conclusions, not an outdated opinion by Ronald Reagan. And said again, had Reagan actually been supportive about lifting the “ban in effect on his watch, he should have changed the law at that time! So Obama was sidetracked, and of course that pissed him off. I was in contact with the White House on this issue, not that I was against lifting the ban, but just wanted to point out what was happening as it appeared to be an attempt to sabotage Obama's authority. Boy, did I piss off a hornet's nest in the DOE! But the permit had already been allowed, and that came about because our delegation used Reagan as an escape goat as a ways and means to manipulate that “Sense of Congress”. Our delegation should have given Obama the opportunity to weigh in on this matter, instead of a sinister attitude to go around his back – so pathetic. Why is there such a filthy disconnect, when Obama wants to work with Congress? What in hell is their problem, Congress I'm talking about, as it just doesn't make sense and when they act like a bunch of kindergarten hoodlums needing a nap...So that was strike “One”. And the other day, when MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly floated a bill on the senate floor that erased the requirement that the XL Keystone pipeline use “Steel” made in America, because “such restrictions on a privately-funded energy project amounted to a slippery slope.", well one must read between the lines of what she was proposing with that bill. Look, Keystone is “Dead On Arrival” to Obama's desk of approval, so why bother with some legislation that finds no meaning? Well there is an ulterior motive with MoanaLisa and this is wherein Dan Sullivan has been sucked into the cesspool. Precedence set controls our destiny. And by MoanaLisa getting the senate to accept the fact that “slippery slope” means it is OK to selling out to foreigners, she wants the same damn thing in Alaska. So, we now have the possibility that when Alaska's natural gas is sold to slave labor nations that in efforts to build that monstrous project, well we will get the slaves to make that steel pipe needed to get that gas from up north! And along with that, at the same disgrace some more the “Sense of Congress”, disgrace Jimmy Carter, by violating again the clause: “to maximize those benefits, the sponsors of the Alaska natural gas transportation project should make every effort to-- (A) use steel that is manufactured in North America; and (B) negotiate a project labor agreement to expedite construction of the pipeline. Yup, cheap labor! See, that project is way too expensive if the state and other interested parties are required to use steel “Made in America” and construction through a “labor agreement”, both existing conditions in that “Alaska Natural Gas Transportation Act”. So the Alaska delegation is good at gutting things that were made “Public Law” for the good of this nation. And instead of representing the truth, by bringing these issues front and center so “We the People” can judge what we think is right for the nation and maybe find compromise, they use sinister tactics - well it is starting to back fire! So that may have been strike “Two”, the steal the steel jobs criteria and when we see the “project labor agreement” requirement also disappear, which means sub-standard labor wages – well with strike “Three” and the “Sense of Congress” nothing but “Nonsense”, I am glad that Obama cares about this nation. “One Nation under One Man”, as he has an entire Congress that wants nothing more then to sabotage this nation, a violation of that “conviction against eviction” clause taken during that Congressional oath – and it is getting very close to that definition of a “crime of betraying one's country, attempting to overthrow the government” – which amounts to treason. So I am glad that Obama sees it necessary to “Lock Down” ANWR, even though we have already started invading that piece of Alaska for oil development. Dear Barack Obama, please hurry to protect ANWR!


Sunday, January 25, 2015

C-SPAN Hacked


Wow, I needed a laugh so I tuned into C-SPAN, as it was supposed to broadcast the IOWA FREEDOM FUG-FUG-FUG Summit. Yes FUG, for “Fucked Up Guy, Fucked Up Gal, Fucked Up Guy! But when I tuned in, wow, C-SPAN was under a “cyber-bullying” attack, as the audience at the Steve King(Fucked Up Guy #1) and Sarah Palin(Fucked Up Gal) and Ted Cruz(Fucked Up Guy#2) Summit, it was just a bunch of obese white aged bastards! You know, those old farts wherein the wife is twice as large, so a couple actually means a three-some on the obesity scale. And then Fucked Up Guy #2 had the microphone. It was a sermon, wherein the word “FEAR” was “chastity-belted” over 52-times, in a ten-minute speech. What the hell happened to the American Spirit of the “Only thing we have to fear is fear itself”? Paranoia is a disease of these faith followers. Look, if Sarah Palin ever, ever became the President of this “Great Nation”, I would start a fan club - ISIS - for “Incompetent Sarah Inconsistent Sarah". So, it was just more of the same over-the-edge crap and probably the reason ¾ of the audience was sound asleep. So year after year, with Fucked Up Guy#1 it is the same, with Fucked Up Gal the same nonsense and with Fucked Up Guy #2, more snake oil. The only thing that has changed, well the fucked crowd is getting older and heavier as well the fucked up podium hogs getting older, and look what it will find in 2032!

 "King 2032"
"Cruz 2032"
 "Palin 2032"

Code RED


What in hell is with all the name calling? Chris Kyle the “Coward”, the “Psychopath”, the “Liar”! Here is what I don't understand. U.S. Marine Corporal Eddie Ray Routh was discharged “Honorably” from the United States Marine Corp in June of 2013, for 7-years of “Honest & Faithful” service. That was several months after he was accused of “Killing” Chris Kyle and Chad Littlefield at a shooting range in Texas. Yes, an “Honorable Discharge” some 5-months after the “shooting range shoot-out”. Is this rather odd, maybe not, but then again raises suspicion. According to Military Code:
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To receive an honorable discharge, a service member must have received a rating from good to excellent for his or her service. Service members who meet or exceed the required standards of duty performance and personal conduct, and who complete their tours of duty, normally receive honorable discharges. However, one need not complete a term of service to receive an honorable discharge, provided the reason for involuntary discharge is not due to misconduct. United States Marines must have a proficiency and conduct rating of 3.0/4.0 or higher to receive an honorable discharge.

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So here is my take on it all. In a few weeks “Routh” will be in court down Texas, being charged with “Capital Murder”, no preponderance of evidence required for a guilty verdict – but what will the defense try to use, to soften the blow of a young soldier heading for jihad jail, maybe the gallows! Yes “Soldier”, as the proof is in the pudding, that “Honorable Discharge” and we must give him just as much “glory be” as is afforded Kyle – not sympathy mind our manners! That “Capital” charge could face a “Death Penalty” sentencing, even though the “Prosecution” has denied it will push for such treatment. So, we have a trial that is front and center the “American Sniper” hype, another Clint Eastwood “Josey Wales” tale. See, Kyle is getting all the attention, with word that the insurgents in Iraq had a bounty on the “Long Ranger Killer”, that Kyle was on a “Hit List”. Look, every damn kid that has come home in a box was on that same “Hit”! Now Chris Kyle was very outspoken about his feelings with U.S. President Barack Obama on issues of national importance, very outspoken with those outspoken about the “conflict, and very jealous behind any semblance of gun control and Obama's plan to pull-out in Iraq. He actually has gone on record accusing Obama of “against the 2nd Amendment”. According to sources, he is a “Tea-Party” supporter, so what as this is America – the land of “Free Choice”. But party affiliation does enter the debate, as too what in hell went down on that “shooting” range in early 2013. Kyle was decorated for his service as a “sniper”, the highest honor achieved was the “Silver Star”, 3rd in ranking with respect to military service honors – same as John Kerry received as a “Swift-boater” in Vietnam. Kyle like Routh was a non-commissioned officer. But with all his valor and everything we have heard about his fascinating career in boots as a “sniper” extraordinaire, not a candidate for the “Distinguished Service Navy Cross”, the “Purple Heart” or that of a Presidential “Medal of Honor”. The latter meant 4-awards given out during the Iraq theater conflict, 12 for Afghanistan and 247 during the Vietnam War. Yes, there is a difference between a “WAR” and a “Conflict”. It takes a “Congressional Declaration” for a conflict to take on the meaning of a “WAR” - that never occurred in Iraq, or Afghanistan. Congress granted Bush a “Yellow Cake” OK for Iraq, but not a “Declaration” as required under the U.S. Constitution. So what were we fighting for? It's either “WAR” or NOT! So there has come an awful lot of rhetoric about the seriousness of the “Conflicts”, the reason there have come very few “Medals”, so Kyle has something to be proud of as he was fortunate enough to be recognized. And I guess from what is known from reliable sources not afraid to go public, Kyle was known to mess around with his true feelings about the “Conflict” and was not afraid to stick up to his convictions, even taking on Jesse Ventura – himself a Vietnam era SEAL – when supposedly Ventura bad-mouthed the Bush & Cheney invasion of Iraq. Now Kyle was a snuff-dipping “sniper”, Littlefield an oil field roustabout, both Texans. Working the oil fields of Alaska for many years, being introduced to Texans, I have a good scoring capability of what these two men may have been like, especially when out at a shooting range. Don't need FOX! On the other hand, Corporal Routh was probably in-line with Ventura's view of the conflict, as was Pat Tillman openly opposed to what was going on in both Iraq and Afghanistan. I will get to Tillman later, as there appears to be maybe a “causal connection” with Kyle's assassination. Yes, Kyle was assassinated, while Littlefield may have been taken down by “friendly fire”, that casualty of “WAR” commonly referred to as “collateral damage“. I don't believe Routh intended on shooting both men! See, one should never mess with Semper fidelis, always faithful, always loyal the few, the proud”. Supposedly, Routh was like every other damn soldier upon returning back home after “deadly” duty, disenchanted which allows pain & suffering while under the influence of PTSD. Yes, that Country Joe McDonald side effect - “I Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag! Like the “bends”, it takes time to adjust back to reality. It is sad when some returning home think there is more chaos on American streets then streets found in places like Hallel-Fallujah? So Kyle's decompression therapy called for a prescription of taking soldiers so affected with the “Post” out to a shooting range, maybe to vent frustrations. That was the reason supposedly that Routh was in the company of Kyle and Littlefield the day of the assassination. Maybe that worked for this “American Snipper”, boom, boom and more booms. But what if, say that day during “target practice” the discussion turned to Obama bashing? Remember, Routh was still considered a soldier, at the time of the killing spree he was still held to that “Semper Fidelis”. And that means protecting the Commander-in-Chief. It could have been the tipping of the cart, maybe enough was enough and Routh thought he had to once and for all shut Kyle up, because of derogatory remarks against the President? Maybe there came threats, as Kyle had no qualms threatening Ventura. Maybe the “targets” used for practice at the “Rough Creek” range that day excited a back-ground image of “Zombie Obama”, readily available from the Internet, through places like Red Jacket Firearms – where “Suns of Guns” the pervert rapist hangs out before being filmed for “Discover Reality”! It's a “shooting” range, a “Texas” shooting range, reeking with testosterone! So if I were Routh's attorney, I would use that as my argument. Look, Kyle and Littlefield are not around to defend themselves, just like what we found out in Sanford & Ferguson – my word against your “missing” word how convenient. And no other witnesses to testify. It doesn't make the killing OK – well maybe if there came actual threats against Obama, it would be justified, Hey, “if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit”. So, I would fight for NOT premeditated, but take a stand, “Stand My Ground” - that I was just doing my duty to protect the “Commander-in-Chief”. Imagine what this would prove if Routh was set free, based on his conviction to protect Obama and finds a jury sympathetic to that “conviction” that would accept it as a plausible defense! It would bring an entirely different shadow over all the “Hate” rhetoric that follows Obama. Wow, maybe this defense could bring a diminished sentencing and then Obama could “Pardon” Routh? But there may be other reasons as to why Routh open fired on Kyle, and I still hold the same sentiment with this second theory – that Littlefield was an innocent bystander casualty. What if Routh was part of a conspiracy that was going after a faction, a “seek & destroy” mission targeting a piece of the military that was corrupt? What if this was a “premeditated” killing, dedicated to a “Code RED”? Like was the focus of “A Few Good Men”. Let us not forget that this nation's greatest American soldier hero the conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq - a guy named Pat Tillman. Tillman was an NFL football player but decided after 911 that he could better serve his country in the “Theater” then on the field, so was soon in uniform and fighting in Afghanistan for a salary that was way short what he was receiving as a linebacker and safety for the Arizona Cardinals. And like unheard of in this day and age and reminiscent of World War II camaraderie, his brother also signed up, placing a baseball career on the sidelines and was allowed to accompanying Pat on deployment details – yes brother covering brother – talk about heroic! But Tillman was assassinated, and even with all the cover-ups and inquiries and investigations following his death in Afghanistan back in 2004, to this day we still have not an accurate concrete account that justifies what really went down in that canyon in Sperah. It was NOT through an enemy attack as was originally reported, but a cover-up that finally acknowledged it was a “Friendly Fire” shooting. Yet, even though Tillman was killed by another soldier, to this day even with high-tech forensics we are left looking for answers. But it was also acknowledged that there was a “Sniper” squad not far behind and for some unknown reason following the “Tillman” brothers' convoy, like in pursuit, unknown to the convoy of Army Rangers. Yes, a SEAL “sniper” team covering Tillman & Company's tracks? And the forensics from reliable sources have said that it was a lethal head wound, that took down Tillman and was more likely then not anAmerican Sniper's” marksmanship workmanship! Now Pat was also very outspoken about the war and other rumors have it that Tillman was very close to finding Osama Bin Laden – his main goal and mission and was very close to the end of his career – as he was stateside bound, so this may have been his last mission - with Osama running for his life. But with the “convoy” targeted, some believe it allowed Bin to escape deeper into the mountainous network of underground escape tunnels that allowed the coward to retreat – once again a safe haven. So, maybe the SEALS wanted that glory, which they would receive some years latter when a raid was successful by SEAL Team 6, in 2011 in Abbottabad, Pakistan. This was the ultimate prize, capturing Bin Laden. So, maybe there is a “frat” like attitude amongst the “elite”, and somebody didn't like that sort of camaraderie that was “Tillman's” modus operandi. And for those that feared talking negatively about the “Conflicts” but found that a “True Patriotic” sentiment from their trial & tribulations “In Theater, and that supported the Commander-in-Chief's view also, maybe that found an inner circle of “Code RED” enthusiast - and maybe some said enough was enough and did indeed take matters onto their own hands. Yes, maybe Routh was just carrying out a “Red CODE”, always faithful, always loyal the few, the proud”! But, for most Americans, Colonel Jessup speaks his peace on the "TRUTH"!
U.S. Marine Corporal Eddie Ray Routh was discharged “Honorably” from the United States Marine Corp in June of 2013, for 7-years of “Honest & Faithful” service. 
 YOU CAN”T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”

And when a turd like Ted “I Shit In My Pants” Nugent is out rallying up support, and getting support from wannabe “snipers”, remember this. Nugent admits to “shatting in his draws” to be considered unfit for “DUTY” during the Vietnam WAR – a genuine “Draft Dodger”. A “Few Good Men”, that's the true “TEST” today! Tillman, Routh, Ventura or the Kyle, Nugent and Will Haydens?